Harold Hamgravy the Ninth
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Dayjobber, queer, polar bear fan, hater of the passive voice, tolerator of United Airlines. Union strong ✊🏼 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ he/him Opinions mine, get your own.
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Immediately after that last repost, I went to see the obituaries in my hometown paper.
No one I went to HS with, but the old guy who owned a laundromat, car wash, and bar (real entrepreneur!) just died, dang.
No one I went to HS with, but the old guy who owned a laundromat, car wash, and bar (real entrepreneur!) just died, dang.
December 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Immediately after that last repost, I went to see the obituaries in my hometown paper.
No one I went to HS with, but the old guy who owned a laundromat, car wash, and bar (real entrepreneur!) just died, dang.
No one I went to HS with, but the old guy who owned a laundromat, car wash, and bar (real entrepreneur!) just died, dang.
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welcome home to your parents’ house, the channels are Yellowstone, masterpiece mystery, and Jimmy fallon, btw someone from your high school died in a real weird way
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
welcome home to your parents’ house, the channels are Yellowstone, masterpiece mystery, and Jimmy fallon, btw someone from your high school died in a real weird way
In the meantime, beef stroganoff tonight!
a woman in a white dress holding a piece of paper
Alt: Liz Taylor serving cunt in a low cut white dress while holding a piece of paper
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
In the meantime, beef stroganoff tonight!
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Hasbro??? how about, "Has Bro ever won a game of monopoly"
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Hasbro??? how about, "Has Bro ever won a game of monopoly"
We spent I don't even want to say how much on groceries this week, but we have literally everything we need for holiday meals except one peach and one boxed cake mix
December 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
We spent I don't even want to say how much on groceries this week, but we have literally everything we need for holiday meals except one peach and one boxed cake mix
Our windstorm is several hours late but it is howlin’.
So glad we have a garage now to protect the car from flying patio furniture!
So glad we have a garage now to protect the car from flying patio furniture!
December 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Our windstorm is several hours late but it is howlin’.
So glad we have a garage now to protect the car from flying patio furniture!
So glad we have a garage now to protect the car from flying patio furniture!
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The University of Arkansas spent $36,000 on balloons last year. After seeing what they got, we think it was worth every penny.
In FOIAball this week, we EMBRACE THE HOG.
www.foiaball.com/p/college-fo...
In FOIAball this week, we EMBRACE THE HOG.
www.foiaball.com/p/college-fo...
December 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The University of Arkansas spent $36,000 on balloons last year. After seeing what they got, we think it was worth every penny.
In FOIAball this week, we EMBRACE THE HOG.
www.foiaball.com/p/college-fo...
In FOIAball this week, we EMBRACE THE HOG.
www.foiaball.com/p/college-fo...
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Ok ok I did the thing of the day
December 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Ok ok I did the thing of the day
2nd post office run ☑️
Work until 6:15 ☑️
I am going to sit in silence and stare at the Christmas tree now.
Work until 6:15 ☑️
I am going to sit in silence and stare at the Christmas tree now.
December 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
2nd post office run ☑️
Work until 6:15 ☑️
I am going to sit in silence and stare at the Christmas tree now.
Work until 6:15 ☑️
I am going to sit in silence and stare at the Christmas tree now.
Ok ok I did the thing of the day
December 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Ok ok I did the thing of the day
First 🥯 ➡️ 🚌 ➡️ 🚈 commute day of the week.
My usual train line is in for likely months of single tracking, so I am officially switching to a longer bus ride to a train station that is outside of that section. Still doing the bagel part as planned.
My usual train line is in for likely months of single tracking, so I am officially switching to a longer bus ride to a train station that is outside of that section. Still doing the bagel part as planned.
December 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
First 🥯 ➡️ 🚌 ➡️ 🚈 commute day of the week.
My usual train line is in for likely months of single tracking, so I am officially switching to a longer bus ride to a train station that is outside of that section. Still doing the bagel part as planned.
My usual train line is in for likely months of single tracking, so I am officially switching to a longer bus ride to a train station that is outside of that section. Still doing the bagel part as planned.
Have I talked about how much I detest this time of year?
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Have I talked about how much I detest this time of year?
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my dad said “oh it’s another Beignet Blanc movie”
December 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
my dad said “oh it’s another Beignet Blanc movie”
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My most fundamental belief is that we do not have to live like this.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My most fundamental belief is that we do not have to live like this.
Knives Out 3 was pretty entertaining, but more than two hours of the minutiae of small Catholic parish operations was the most I’ve endured since childhood
December 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Knives Out 3 was pretty entertaining, but more than two hours of the minutiae of small Catholic parish operations was the most I’ve endured since childhood
I wish Fernando Mendoza a very sit on my face
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I wish Fernando Mendoza a very sit on my face
Dudes rock
South Carolina State player starts cramping so his teammate picks him up and carries him to the sideline.
December 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Dudes rock
These Army and Navy jerseys take me right back to my 9th grade Computers class where we picked whatever typefaces we vibed with for our assignments until our teacher made us use something normal
December 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
These Army and Navy jerseys take me right back to my 9th grade Computers class where we picked whatever typefaces we vibed with for our assignments until our teacher made us use something normal
I have had a couple of anxiety dreams that my brake pedal broke and I had to Macguyver a replacement while in motion. Maybe I should use something from my grocery bag tbh
Same
December 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I have had a couple of anxiety dreams that my brake pedal broke and I had to Macguyver a replacement while in motion. Maybe I should use something from my grocery bag tbh
Capping this week off with a square pizza and chicken tendies
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Capping this week off with a square pizza and chicken tendies
Wake me up when December ends, bestie?
December 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Wake me up when December ends, bestie?
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon at my hometown’s drive-in. Sitting on the roof of Alicia Rose’s van, sharing a green chile pizza from the concession stand, watching Zhang Ziyi fly around on that giant screen. Epic.
25 years later, that place is improbably still open.
25 years later, that place is improbably still open.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon at my hometown’s drive-in. Sitting on the roof of Alicia Rose’s van, sharing a green chile pizza from the concession stand, watching Zhang Ziyi fly around on that giant screen. Epic.
25 years later, that place is improbably still open.
25 years later, that place is improbably still open.
Do I really have to go to Cabelas tomorrow
December 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Do I really have to go to Cabelas tomorrow
idk what the deal is with our weather, but damn Denver is confusing and dry
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
idk what the deal is with our weather, but damn Denver is confusing and dry
On my way home I didn't know why but there was a major p*lice/EMS presence by one offramp. Turns out a guy climbed this giant ugly sculpture in an office park right off I-25, and he is apparently still up there five hours later 🤯
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
On my way home I didn't know why but there was a major p*lice/EMS presence by one offramp. Turns out a guy climbed this giant ugly sculpture in an office park right off I-25, and he is apparently still up there five hours later 🤯