Jon Cresswell
@jonathancresswell.co.uk
Web + radio nonsense. Chief Creative Officer at Aiir. Fan of a glitter nail. He, sometimes.
https://jonathancresswell.co.uk/
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paddington's wario would be called baddington
January 31, 2026 at 10:47 PM
paddington's wario would be called baddington
Your parents trying to remember the name of that singer you like, that pink pony one, what's she called
January 31, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Your parents trying to remember the name of that singer you like, that pink pony one, what's she called
Turns out @ucl.ac.uk have a gorgeous observatory pretty local to me. It'd be rude not to see it. Huge thanks to the UCLO team for their tour - loved seeing the systems first built over 100 years ago as well as the latest systems and learning about their work. Great stuff.
January 31, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Turns out @ucl.ac.uk have a gorgeous observatory pretty local to me. It'd be rude not to see it. Huge thanks to the UCLO team for their tour - loved seeing the systems first built over 100 years ago as well as the latest systems and learning about their work. Great stuff.
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
I think my favourite line in Katamari Damacy is when a cousin attempts an explanation of why they're on earth, and the King replies "We have no idea what you're talking about." Excellent.
January 28, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I think my favourite line in Katamari Damacy is when a cousin attempts an explanation of why they're on earth, and the King replies "We have no idea what you're talking about." Excellent.
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Similarly, I've had Google Search AI summaries prioritize Grokipedia over Wikipedia for citations a few times and that just seems insane as a product decision.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Latest ChatGPT model uses Elon Musk’s Grokipedia as source, tests reveal
Guardian found OpenAI’s platform cited Grokipedia on topics including Iran and Holocaust deniers
www.theguardian.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Similarly, I've had Google Search AI summaries prioritize Grokipedia over Wikipedia for citations a few times and that just seems insane as a product decision.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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please refer to your Davos phrasebook www.ft.com/content/ab4f...
January 21, 2026 at 2:23 PM
please refer to your Davos phrasebook www.ft.com/content/ab4f...
Almost sounds trite, but... if you like something, or want it to exist, it does help if you pay for it. It's so easy to assume someone else will, or there's money from elsewhere, but... if you can, it makes a difference. So, scripted audio comedy? I like that, I'll buy some.
The Smelt store is now open for business: if 5,000 of you are willing to chip in £10 plus fees each, we can make some brilliant things
Leadmojo.co.uk/smelt
Leadmojo.co.uk/smelt
January 19, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Almost sounds trite, but... if you like something, or want it to exist, it does help if you pay for it. It's so easy to assume someone else will, or there's money from elsewhere, but... if you can, it makes a difference. So, scripted audio comedy? I like that, I'll buy some.
Should have called it Pretrol Station
January 17, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Should have called it Pretrol Station
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In barbaric UK its a violation of dignity and harassment to share a space with a trans woman
January 16, 2026 at 11:32 AM
In barbaric UK its a violation of dignity and harassment to share a space with a trans woman
I'm just saying you could leave a few fake Tory MP defection speech drafts around parliament and see what fun happens when Kemi finds them that's all
January 15, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I'm just saying you could leave a few fake Tory MP defection speech drafts around parliament and see what fun happens when Kemi finds them that's all
Will Amol Rajan leaving the Today programme stop me from joking he's applying for every BBC job going each time one comes up? Absolutely not, I'd need to come up with a new joke and I only have about three.
January 15, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Will Amol Rajan leaving the Today programme stop me from joking he's applying for every BBC job going each time one comes up? Absolutely not, I'd need to come up with a new joke and I only have about three.
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"A new video podcast… exclusively available on Netflix" as Netflix describes it is especially not a podcast.
I know language is in a constant state of evolution and flux, but a video podcast is a TV show
'The Pete Davidson Show,' a weekly video podcast, premieres later this month on Netflix—get details.
January 14, 2026 at 7:22 PM
"A new video podcast… exclusively available on Netflix" as Netflix describes it is especially not a podcast.
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They’re already lining up a John Virgo spin-off called The Rest is Where the Cueball’s Going.
January 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
They’re already lining up a John Virgo spin-off called The Rest is Where the Cueball’s Going.
Hello and welcome to my new snooker podcast The Rest Is What You Use When You Can't Reach The Cueball
January 11, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Hello and welcome to my new snooker podcast The Rest Is What You Use When You Can't Reach The Cueball
My recommended starter pack
January 11, 2026 at 2:11 PM
My recommended starter pack
An absolute blistering editorial from The Verge. Incredibly bluntly put over the abject failure of Google and Apple.
I sat in a fucking court room and heard Apple imply that a naked cartoon banana was somehow inappropriate but somehow Grok non consensually undressing women and children is ok?? www.theverge.com/policy/85990...
Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai are cowards
Once you’ve traded your principles for proximity to power, do you even run your own company?
www.theverge.com
January 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
An absolute blistering editorial from The Verge. Incredibly bluntly put over the abject failure of Google and Apple.
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This thread is a dizzyingly high benchmark for the rest of the year's shenanigans.
In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.
January 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
This thread is a dizzyingly high benchmark for the rest of the year's shenanigans.
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There we go. That there’s a headline.
Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter
A look inside Elon Musk’s big tent
www.ft.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
There we go. That there’s a headline.
"you don't have to be a celebrity to take part in the regular mastermind series" well yes it'd be weird if you had to be a celebrity to be in that one wouldn't it clive
I'm so sorry this has been bugging me the last two weeks
I'm so sorry this has been bugging me the last two weeks
January 2, 2026 at 7:59 PM
"you don't have to be a celebrity to take part in the regular mastermind series" well yes it'd be weird if you had to be a celebrity to be in that one wouldn't it clive
I'm so sorry this has been bugging me the last two weeks
I'm so sorry this has been bugging me the last two weeks
Sadiq Khan's commitment to firework based trolling remains unparalleled, bravo
January 1, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Sadiq Khan's commitment to firework based trolling remains unparalleled, bravo
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
Such insight over on X (and not anything very silly that I suggested a name for)
December 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Such insight over on X (and not anything very silly that I suggested a name for)
A rare exception to University Challenge's splitting of all music into "popular music" or "classical music" tonight, as "country music" has clearly been deemed never to be popular enough to count as that
December 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
A rare exception to University Challenge's splitting of all music into "popular music" or "classical music" tonight, as "country music" has clearly been deemed never to be popular enough to count as that