James Somebody
@jololikejazz.bsky.social
Leftist gaymer. narcissist but not hot enough to do anything about it
He/him
He/him
If I were a late night talk show host I would want my backdrop to be random buildings that make up a nonexistent skyline so people would freak out trying to figure out where I’m supposed to be.
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If I were a late night talk show host I would want my backdrop to be random buildings that make up a nonexistent skyline so people would freak out trying to figure out where I’m supposed to be.
Trump Says Epstein Emails Only Prove He One Of The Most Emailed-About Men In History — theonion.com/trump-says-e...
Trump Says Epstein Emails Only Prove He One Of The Most Emailed-About Men In History
WASHINGTON—In the wake of the House Oversight Committee releasing more than 20,000 pages of documents from the estate of Jeffrey Epstein, some of which raised questions about the extent of the preside...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Trump Says Epstein Emails Only Prove He One Of The Most Emailed-About Men In History — theonion.com/trump-says-e...
I don’t think Gamefreak ever got enough heat for the unhinged decision to include two starter Pokémon from the same region in Z-A. Logically the next legends game should have Snivy, Litten, and Popplio, but I’m guessing there’s zero chance they do that since it would almost make sense!
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I don’t think Gamefreak ever got enough heat for the unhinged decision to include two starter Pokémon from the same region in Z-A. Logically the next legends game should have Snivy, Litten, and Popplio, but I’m guessing there’s zero chance they do that since it would almost make sense!
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Need everyone to understand that gay marriage is very much not safe. The recent petition was never seriously being considered because Kim’s case is just that weak. Conservatives on SCOTUS are waiting for a stronger case to overturn Obergefell and have every intention to do so.
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Need everyone to understand that gay marriage is very much not safe. The recent petition was never seriously being considered because Kim’s case is just that weak. Conservatives on SCOTUS are waiting for a stronger case to overturn Obergefell and have every intention to do so.
So apparently my dad’s cancer went into remission over a month ago and just?? Nobody told me???
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
So apparently my dad’s cancer went into remission over a month ago and just?? Nobody told me???
Not to be gay or whatever but I love my friends 🥹
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Not to be gay or whatever but I love my friends 🥹
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If the Mamdani exit polls weren’t enough for you — young men aren’t conservative!
2024 was a turnout & policy failure. Young men simply aren’t going to vote for the neoliberal status quo that is robbing them blind.
You want to win young men? Run with a vision of progressive change, like Mamdani
2024 was a turnout & policy failure. Young men simply aren’t going to vote for the neoliberal status quo that is robbing them blind.
You want to win young men? Run with a vision of progressive change, like Mamdani
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If the Mamdani exit polls weren’t enough for you — young men aren’t conservative!
2024 was a turnout & policy failure. Young men simply aren’t going to vote for the neoliberal status quo that is robbing them blind.
You want to win young men? Run with a vision of progressive change, like Mamdani
2024 was a turnout & policy failure. Young men simply aren’t going to vote for the neoliberal status quo that is robbing them blind.
You want to win young men? Run with a vision of progressive change, like Mamdani
These are CURRENT RANKINGS ONLY and should not be considered definitive. Except Bewear, Goodra, Arcanine, and probably Umbreon. Those are pretty much locked in.
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
These are CURRENT RANKINGS ONLY and should not be considered definitive. Except Bewear, Goodra, Arcanine, and probably Umbreon. Those are pretty much locked in.
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I thought this Washington Post headline about Elon Musk needed a bit of context.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I thought this Washington Post headline about Elon Musk needed a bit of context.
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i think we can justifiably slice this thinner. trans issues are of very low salience to the voters democrats need to win on their right flank, and of very high salience to the voters democrats need to win on their left flank
Spanberger’s GOP foe spent 57% of her ad budget on anti-trans attacks. Spanberger focused on the economy. You see what won. trib.al/fkMmsR4
The simple truth told time and time again in the polls: The public doesn’t care about trans issues. Voters care deeply about the economy, inflation, & prices.
The simple truth told time and time again in the polls: The public doesn’t care about trans issues. Voters care deeply about the economy, inflation, & prices.
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i think we can justifiably slice this thinner. trans issues are of very low salience to the voters democrats need to win on their right flank, and of very high salience to the voters democrats need to win on their left flank
Didn’t want to go to the gym. Went to the gym. The Subway is playing. Checkmate atheists
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Didn’t want to go to the gym. Went to the gym. The Subway is playing. Checkmate atheists
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
The way I’m absolutely cumming rn
November 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The way I’m absolutely cumming rn
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"Breaking: Sexless, godless freaks leave homes for first time to support socialism"
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"Breaking: Sexless, godless freaks leave homes for first time to support socialism"
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
I LOVED Bugonia but please tell me I’m not the only one who saw the ending coming from a mile away 😅
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I LOVED Bugonia but please tell me I’m not the only one who saw the ending coming from a mile away 😅
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Nancy Mace is now pushing anti-gay slogans from the 80s.
“Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve,” she said on twitter, despite having voted for gay marriage twice.
Anti-trans panic always spreads to the rest of the LGBTQ+ community.
The latest from S. Baum.
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“Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve,” she said on twitter, despite having voted for gay marriage twice.
Anti-trans panic always spreads to the rest of the LGBTQ+ community.
The latest from S. Baum.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Anti-Trans Congresswoman Nancy Mace Now Pushing Anti-Gay Slogans From The 80s
“Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve,” she tweeted on Tuesday, seemingly unprovoked.
www.erininthemorning.com
October 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Nancy Mace is now pushing anti-gay slogans from the 80s.
“Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve,” she said on twitter, despite having voted for gay marriage twice.
Anti-trans panic always spreads to the rest of the LGBTQ+ community.
The latest from S. Baum.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
“Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve,” she said on twitter, despite having voted for gay marriage twice.
Anti-trans panic always spreads to the rest of the LGBTQ+ community.
The latest from S. Baum.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Self-hating thoughts are strong today and I have no idea why 🤡
October 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Self-hating thoughts are strong today and I have no idea why 🤡
Life is so unfair
I struggle with being a hopeless romantic who has the sex drive of a ho
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hands up
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hands up
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Life is so unfair
Welp the website we use for all of our documentation is down so I got to leave work early today !
October 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Welp the website we use for all of our documentation is down so I got to leave work early today !
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honestly the only piece worth reading on the platner situation. @tressiemcphd.bsky.social is absolutely cooking here. (gift link)
Opinion | A Nazi Tattoo Exposes Democrats’ Greatest Weakness
www.nytimes.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
honestly the only piece worth reading on the platner situation. @tressiemcphd.bsky.social is absolutely cooking here. (gift link)
Some of you
I can't believe people are 29. Like grow up already
October 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Some of you
They should invent a new type of man who can communicate and doesn’t suck
October 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
They should invent a new type of man who can communicate and doesn’t suck