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Nate
@natecook.bsky.social
Once-geologist, recovering rower, current patent litigator. Avid Izzet mage, strategy/rpg enthusiast. Pro-veggies, anti-fruit. He/him, 🏳️‍🌈.
Does anyone have a finance tracking app they recommend? I'm particularly looking for something that will sync account transactions, let me easily make spending categories, and then let me sort credit card and checking account line items into the categories
February 4, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Can't believe y'all let this one plop
Cry "Havoc!", and let schlurp the plugs of whore
February 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Sometimes I feel like I need a corset just to like, keep my back in place and fix my posture
February 4, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Look sometimes you need to put on "In The Hall of the Mountain King" at full volume and just absolutely lose your shit
February 4, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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States and leagues must face up to the damage from app-based gambling for the next generation of bettors, most of them young men. buff.ly/vsMNi4v
The Scourge of Online Sports Betting
States and leagues must face up to the damage from app-based gambling for the next generation of bettors, most of them young men.
buff.ly
February 4, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Me, Today:
February 4, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Unfortunately there is an oomf on here who is gorgeous and has my dream job in another life and lives in my area and I fear if I ever meet him irl I will not be incapable of having any chill about it
February 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Cry "Havoc!", and let schlurp the plugs of whore
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Atlantis voyage simultaneous with Slayyyter's EP hitting the charts does feel like a potentially cataclysmic event
February 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
It seems the key to fighting seasonal depression may be buying more cute wool knits that I want to wear outside, who knew?
February 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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This needs to be at the top of every story about the ICE body-cam thing. They already have body cameras.
February 2, 2026 at 10:31 PM
THIS IS WILD
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Good morning from the 10 ft high, block-length snow pile by the Arlington Courthouse
February 3, 2026 at 2:06 PM
February 3, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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It's not new information that just saying "no" works but for some reason, many institutions have been paying the full ransom immediately
They're cooked.
February 2, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Again, they still haven't released about half of what they were supposed to, but I'm sure there's nothing incriminating about the president in there.

He even said so! And surely he is a man of his word.
NYT in December: “Trump’s named rarely mentioned”

NYT today: “5300 files containing 38,000+ references related to Trump”

😕🤔🤷🏼
February 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA (AP) — Sources reporting Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his slumber, uttered "m̴̞̟̞̍å̷̳̖ͅy̷͎̤͇͊́ ̴͕̰̊t̸̝̲̏̒h̸̢̯̾̆͐e̵̡͒ ̸̪̟̖͑̀͘ẹ̴͓͌t̷̬͘͝e̶̻̚ͅr̴̝͠n̵͔͊̈a̴̬̐̉ḽ̶͛ ̴̖̱̈͜w̵̻̱̔͋͒i̷̩̊n̷̩̩̭̊ț̸̱͐̔̔e̶̳͓̋̏r̵̢̊̄̓ ̵̜̌̈c̷̢̼͚̔ơ̴̢͉̐n̵̲̐s̷̜̼̖̅̎͘u̶̙͒͝m̵͎̟̪̀͆é̷̱ ̴͎̮̏t̸̟̗̔h̶̺̣͒͝i̴̟̹͗ͅs̸̟̞̾̿̕ ̵͚͖̀̕w̴̛̼̺̤͘o̷̼̊͒̄r̶̺͋l̶͎͕̈́d̶̝̹̱̎͝", and then exploded, killing multiple onlookers
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Need a man who will let me cook and loves doing dishes
February 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason
That's correct. Including the Founders.
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
DC I'm back and I'm here to save you from winter hellscale with lessons about LAYERS
February 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Where do you all buy good couches that are like, well-made but not insanely expensive?
January 31, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Ok goodbye Whistler it was fun kissing boys in youuuuu
January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
What are we doing to address pigfishing (wearing Nasty Pig hats but never been fisted)?
January 31, 2026 at 9:27 AM