Nate
@natecook.bsky.social
Once-geologist, recovering rower, current patent litigator. Avid Izzet mage, strategy/rpg enthusiast. Pro-veggies, anti-fruit. He/him, 🏳️🌈.
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PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA (AP) — Sources reporting Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his slumber, uttered "m̴̞̟̞̍å̷̳̖ͅy̷͎̤͇͊́ ̴͕̰̊t̸̝̲̏̒h̸̢̯̾̆͐e̵̡͒ ̸̪̟̖͑̀͘ẹ̴͓͌t̷̬͘͝e̶̻̚ͅr̴̝͠n̵͔͊̈a̴̬̐̉ḽ̶͛ ̴̖̱̈͜w̵̻̱̔͋͒i̷̩̊n̷̩̩̭̊ț̸̱͐̔̔e̶̳͓̋̏r̵̢̊̄̓ ̵̜̌̈c̷̢̼͚̔ơ̴̢͉̐n̵̲̐s̷̜̼̖̅̎͘u̶̙͒͝m̵͎̟̪̀͆é̷̱ ̴͎̮̏t̸̟̗̔h̶̺̣͒͝i̴̟̹͗ͅs̸̟̞̾̿̕ ̵͚͖̀̕w̴̛̼̺̤͘o̷̼̊͒̄r̶̺͋l̶͎͕̈́d̶̝̹̱̎͝", and then exploded, killing multiple onlookers
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 PM
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA (AP) — Sources reporting Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his slumber, uttered "m̴̞̟̞̍å̷̳̖ͅy̷͎̤͇͊́ ̴͕̰̊t̸̝̲̏̒h̸̢̯̾̆͐e̵̡͒ ̸̪̟̖͑̀͘ẹ̴͓͌t̷̬͘͝e̶̻̚ͅr̴̝͠n̵͔͊̈a̴̬̐̉ḽ̶͛ ̴̖̱̈͜w̵̻̱̔͋͒i̷̩̊n̷̩̩̭̊ț̸̱͐̔̔e̶̳͓̋̏r̵̢̊̄̓ ̵̜̌̈c̷̢̼͚̔ơ̴̢͉̐n̵̲̐s̷̜̼̖̅̎͘u̶̙͒͝m̵͎̟̪̀͆é̷̱ ̴͎̮̏t̸̟̗̔h̶̺̣͒͝i̴̟̹͗ͅs̸̟̞̾̿̕ ̵͚͖̀̕w̴̛̼̺̤͘o̷̼̊͒̄r̶̺͋l̶͎͕̈́d̶̝̹̱̎͝", and then exploded, killing multiple onlookers
Need a man who will let me cook and loves doing dishes
February 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Need a man who will let me cook and loves doing dishes
Yooooo @dieworkwear.bsky.social, @bmkibler.bsky.social bought your fit for the Pro Tour
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February 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Yooooo @dieworkwear.bsky.social, @bmkibler.bsky.social bought your fit for the Pro Tour
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He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason
DC I'm back and I'm here to save you from winter hellscale with lessons about LAYERS
February 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
DC I'm back and I'm here to save you from winter hellscale with lessons about LAYERS
Where do you all buy good couches that are like, well-made but not insanely expensive?
January 31, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Where do you all buy good couches that are like, well-made but not insanely expensive?
Ok goodbye Whistler it was fun kissing boys in youuuuu
January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Ok goodbye Whistler it was fun kissing boys in youuuuu
What are we doing to address pigfishing (wearing Nasty Pig hats but never been fisted)?
January 31, 2026 at 9:27 AM
What are we doing to address pigfishing (wearing Nasty Pig hats but never been fisted)?
Look I'm just as into Heated Rivalry as the next gay but I do feel like we haven't, as a community, dealt with how annoyingly porny "Scott Hunter" is name-wise
January 31, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Look I'm just as into Heated Rivalry as the next gay but I do feel like we haven't, as a community, dealt with how annoyingly porny "Scott Hunter" is name-wise
I feel like I need to start a blog to document my mustache journey
January 31, 2026 at 8:14 AM
I feel like I need to start a blog to document my mustache journey
A hit of ******* on the dancefloor is something that can be so personal....
January 31, 2026 at 8:12 AM
A hit of ******* on the dancefloor is something that can be so personal....
Melania (2002)
oh my god
January 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Melania (2002)
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I just hope she knew how much she was loved 😭
January 30, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I just hope she knew how much she was loved 😭
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OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:28 PM
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
Fuck, not Catherine O'Hara
January 30, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Fuck, not Catherine O'Hara
Gay vacation but the person who always gets up first and makes coffee for the house suuuuuucks at it
January 30, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Gay vacation but the person who always gets up first and makes coffee for the house suuuuuucks at it
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oh noooo he's been around too many trans women now he wants to make techno :((((
January 30, 2026 at 12:13 AM
oh noooo he's been around too many trans women now he wants to make techno :((((
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As tax season approaches, this is a reminder that in 2024 the US Government found that TurboTax and other tax programs made it nearly impossible for the people to file their taxes for free. The IRS began rolling our a new, free tax filing program that most users were able to file with in 30 minutes
January 30, 2026 at 5:39 AM
As tax season approaches, this is a reminder that in 2024 the US Government found that TurboTax and other tax programs made it nearly impossible for the people to file their taxes for free. The IRS began rolling our a new, free tax filing program that most users were able to file with in 30 minutes
I want to go dancing but tummy hurts 🤕
January 30, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I want to go dancing but tummy hurts 🤕
I don't even watch Traitors but it is funny to watch that Snake guy effortlessly accomplish precisely what Colton is trying so hard to do, branding-wise
January 30, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I don't even watch Traitors but it is funny to watch that Snake guy effortlessly accomplish precisely what Colton is trying so hard to do, branding-wise
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actually it's a commonwealth
![Tweet from Meghan McCain: 'Abigail Spanberger is a demonic radical communist psychopath. Her polices [sic] are an existential threat to our children and the state of Virginia.'](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ezaybkq5wunfdyhqkooomndn/bafkreigmwpafppkcjxiyewtbbxvuxcmz5wfmxlc7itcjl3izlvkzeaj3de@jpeg)
January 29, 2026 at 11:48 PM
actually it's a commonwealth
Look Brian Sims doing Nasty Pig promo now is incredibly messy but he does look good and I would let him **** me, tbh
January 29, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Look Brian Sims doing Nasty Pig promo now is incredibly messy but he does look good and I would let him **** me, tbh
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Every single time a Trumpist says “the rhetoric of the left is putting people in danger,” wave your middle finger in their face, because they are lying shitbirds without any principles.
January 28, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Every single time a Trumpist says “the rhetoric of the left is putting people in danger,” wave your middle finger in their face, because they are lying shitbirds without any principles.
Hearing this happening in the community next to my hometown makes me livid. Michigan friends, if any of you follow me here, be careful and be brave.
Michigan folks: Ypsilanti Community Schools confirm several parents taken into custody by ICE.
Not in my fuckin town.
Not in my fuckin town.
January 28, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Hearing this happening in the community next to my hometown makes me livid. Michigan friends, if any of you follow me here, be careful and be brave.