James Somebody
@jololikejazz.bsky.social
Leftist gaymer. narcissist but not hot enough to do anything about it
He/him
He/him
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so bad at flirting in DMs lmao I’d rather just make out
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
so bad at flirting in DMs lmao I’d rather just make out
God help (kill) me I almost brought my work laptop home over the weekend
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
God help (kill) me I almost brought my work laptop home over the weekend
Join us! 🧅
Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Join us! 🧅
Part 2 still love those dorks and also met some new dorks 🥹
Not to be gay or whatever but I love my friends 🥹
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Part 2 still love those dorks and also met some new dorks 🥹
Let the record show @nixostorme.bsky.social thought I was subtweeting him from his own friendsgiving dinner with this, posted a day earlier
Only five hours and ten minutes until I can go home and get naked and take an edible and play video games 😇
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Let the record show @nixostorme.bsky.social thought I was subtweeting him from his own friendsgiving dinner with this, posted a day earlier
Only five hours and ten minutes until I can go home and get naked and take an edible and play video games 😇
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Only five hours and ten minutes until I can go home and get naked and take an edible and play video games 😇
I have two nieces, 5 and 3. When my sister mentions her youngest I like to say “wait you guys had another kid?!” as a joke. I think it’s hilarious. No one else does
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I have two nieces, 5 and 3. When my sister mentions her youngest I like to say “wait you guys had another kid?!” as a joke. I think it’s hilarious. No one else does
Also @pettersen.house.gov
Why does it feel like every time there's some completely bullshit resolution that attracts a bunch of dem collaboration with the fascists putting it forward, @repbrendanboyle.bsky.social is always on the list?
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Also @pettersen.house.gov
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if trump is as susceptible as people say (he is) then for one brief shining moment immediately after this meeting concludes and before he talks to anyone else donald trump will be a communist too
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
if trump is as susceptible as people say (he is) then for one brief shining moment immediately after this meeting concludes and before he talks to anyone else donald trump will be a communist too
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Happy internation men's day to trans men only
November 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Happy internation men's day to trans men only
Now why did I have a nightmare about Meredith Monk being a serial killer trying to murder me
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Now why did I have a nightmare about Meredith Monk being a serial killer trying to murder me
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got my hands on the first page of the newly released Epstein files. lots to dig into here.
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
got my hands on the first page of the newly released Epstein files. lots to dig into here.
The cousin from Bugonia deserves a best supporting actor nomination
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The cousin from Bugonia deserves a best supporting actor nomination
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Jokes on you I’m gay both for real and for the bit
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Jokes on you I’m gay both for real and for the bit
The best laid plans of mice and men often go fucking batshit. just off the goddamn rails
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The best laid plans of mice and men often go fucking batshit. just off the goddamn rails
If I were a late night talk show host I would want my backdrop to be random buildings that make up a nonexistent skyline so people would freak out trying to figure out where I’m supposed to be.
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If I were a late night talk show host I would want my backdrop to be random buildings that make up a nonexistent skyline so people would freak out trying to figure out where I’m supposed to be.
Trump Says Epstein Emails Only Prove He One Of The Most Emailed-About Men In History — theonion.com/trump-says-e...
Trump Says Epstein Emails Only Prove He One Of The Most Emailed-About Men In History
WASHINGTON—In the wake of the House Oversight Committee releasing more than 20,000 pages of documents from the estate of Jeffrey Epstein, some of which raised questions about the extent of the preside...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Trump Says Epstein Emails Only Prove He One Of The Most Emailed-About Men In History — theonion.com/trump-says-e...
I don’t think Gamefreak ever got enough heat for the unhinged decision to include two starter Pokémon from the same region in Z-A. Logically the next legends game should have Snivy, Litten, and Popplio, but I’m guessing there’s zero chance they do that since it would almost make sense!
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I don’t think Gamefreak ever got enough heat for the unhinged decision to include two starter Pokémon from the same region in Z-A. Logically the next legends game should have Snivy, Litten, and Popplio, but I’m guessing there’s zero chance they do that since it would almost make sense!
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Need everyone to understand that gay marriage is very much not safe. The recent petition was never seriously being considered because Kim’s case is just that weak. Conservatives on SCOTUS are waiting for a stronger case to overturn Obergefell and have every intention to do so.
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Need everyone to understand that gay marriage is very much not safe. The recent petition was never seriously being considered because Kim’s case is just that weak. Conservatives on SCOTUS are waiting for a stronger case to overturn Obergefell and have every intention to do so.
So apparently my dad’s cancer went into remission over a month ago and just?? Nobody told me???
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
So apparently my dad’s cancer went into remission over a month ago and just?? Nobody told me???
Not to be gay or whatever but I love my friends 🥹
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Not to be gay or whatever but I love my friends 🥹
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If the Mamdani exit polls weren’t enough for you — young men aren’t conservative!
2024 was a turnout & policy failure. Young men simply aren’t going to vote for the neoliberal status quo that is robbing them blind.
You want to win young men? Run with a vision of progressive change, like Mamdani
2024 was a turnout & policy failure. Young men simply aren’t going to vote for the neoliberal status quo that is robbing them blind.
You want to win young men? Run with a vision of progressive change, like Mamdani
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If the Mamdani exit polls weren’t enough for you — young men aren’t conservative!
2024 was a turnout & policy failure. Young men simply aren’t going to vote for the neoliberal status quo that is robbing them blind.
You want to win young men? Run with a vision of progressive change, like Mamdani
2024 was a turnout & policy failure. Young men simply aren’t going to vote for the neoliberal status quo that is robbing them blind.
You want to win young men? Run with a vision of progressive change, like Mamdani
These are CURRENT RANKINGS ONLY and should not be considered definitive. Except Bewear, Goodra, Arcanine, and probably Umbreon. Those are pretty much locked in.
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
These are CURRENT RANKINGS ONLY and should not be considered definitive. Except Bewear, Goodra, Arcanine, and probably Umbreon. Those are pretty much locked in.