Rizz (the sixth Planeteer)
@jointheschwarz.bsky.social
David Schwarz. Yes, that one.
For TTRPG inanity in Spanish, check @dmdebarrio.bsky.social
For TTRPG inanity in Spanish, check @dmdebarrio.bsky.social
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Galaxy Map by David Schwarz
Version 3.5 - November 2025
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Welcome to the November 2025 update of my galaxy map! A long time in the making!
This is the imgur version, so it's compressed from its full resolution. Any ideas for alternate hosts?
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This is the imgur version, so it's compressed from its full resolution. Any ideas for alternate hosts?
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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we don't talk enough about how this paranoid freak released virtual insanity in 1996. years before the average person in the uk had even sent a text message, he was dancing like a maniac in his big moving gaff, enraged to the point of song by faxes, teletext and encarta 95.
February 7, 2024 at 2:55 PM
we don't talk enough about how this paranoid freak released virtual insanity in 1996. years before the average person in the uk had even sent a text message, he was dancing like a maniac in his big moving gaff, enraged to the point of song by faxes, teletext and encarta 95.
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Wait. All this time I've been thinking that with "playing with action figures" they meant "furiously masturbating"!
February 16, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Wait. All this time I've been thinking that with "playing with action figures" they meant "furiously masturbating"!
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I’m being honorably discharged from ICE today because I have terminal Havana syndrome. Next time I kidnap a 5 yr old it’ll be from that big Chevy Tahoe in the sky
February 15, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I’m being honorably discharged from ICE today because I have terminal Havana syndrome. Next time I kidnap a 5 yr old it’ll be from that big Chevy Tahoe in the sky
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People joke about how certain internet DMs the villain is always capitalism, but also if everyone's running characters that are plucky underdogs against the system it's kind of hard for the villain to not be capitalism.
February 15, 2026 at 12:41 PM
People joke about how certain internet DMs the villain is always capitalism, but also if everyone's running characters that are plucky underdogs against the system it's kind of hard for the villain to not be capitalism.
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Relationship Status: Committed to Dispatch 🌹
Deluxe Edition is 10% off on Steam until Monday, Feb. 16.
🤝 Weekend plans secured. Zero awkward eye contact.
Buy Now ➡️ bit.ly/DispatchGame
Deluxe Edition is 10% off on Steam until Monday, Feb. 16.
🤝 Weekend plans secured. Zero awkward eye contact.
Buy Now ➡️ bit.ly/DispatchGame
February 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Relationship Status: Committed to Dispatch 🌹
Deluxe Edition is 10% off on Steam until Monday, Feb. 16.
🤝 Weekend plans secured. Zero awkward eye contact.
Buy Now ➡️ bit.ly/DispatchGame
Deluxe Edition is 10% off on Steam until Monday, Feb. 16.
🤝 Weekend plans secured. Zero awkward eye contact.
Buy Now ➡️ bit.ly/DispatchGame
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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Ole, ole y ole la cartelería guapa de CNT Granada.
February 13, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Ole, ole y ole la cartelería guapa de CNT Granada.
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every day ask yourself what you can do to Bring Back Shame
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
every day ask yourself what you can do to Bring Back Shame
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“For as long as the ride lasted, I had believed that it was not physically possible for me, or anyone, to die at Disney World. I believed that mortality, injury, worked differently in here.”
The Magic Kingdom | Sarah Marshall
Capitalism, like all abusive relationships, creates a sense of learned helplessness in its victims. We are complicit in what it makes of us.
thebaffler.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:55 PM
“For as long as the ride lasted, I had believed that it was not physically possible for me, or anyone, to die at Disney World. I believed that mortality, injury, worked differently in here.”
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"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 PM
"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
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Colossal by @vigalondo.bsky.social is the best movie you have not watched.
Anne Hathaway wants us to watch this underrated kaiju movie from 2017, and who are we to deny her?
Anne Hathaway Wants You To Watch This “Wonderfully Insane” Kaiju Movie
Anne Hathaway wants us to watch this underrated kaiju movie from 2017, and who are we to deny her?
dlvr.it
February 11, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Colossal by @vigalondo.bsky.social is the best movie you have not watched.
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this isn't funny, declining empires only do this when they're very distressed
Fuck it hand the troops Monopoly money atp lmaooo
February 11, 2026 at 7:49 AM
this isn't funny, declining empires only do this when they're very distressed
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I saw a beast with ten horns and seven heads rising out of the blackness of the sea. On its horns hung ten crowns, and on its heads were inscribed blasphemous names.
MrBeast has acquired Step, a teen-focused financial app valued at $900 million, in a deal reportedly worth over $1 billion
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I saw a beast with ten horns and seven heads rising out of the blackness of the sea. On its horns hung ten crowns, and on its heads were inscribed blasphemous names.
I once got in trouble for laughing at shippers, so I tread very carefully here, but let me tell you a thing: I love Dispatch, and it's probably my video game/animated series/superhero story of the year. But holy shit, that fandom. Don't just touch grass, guys: start chomping on trees.
February 10, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I once got in trouble for laughing at shippers, so I tread very carefully here, but let me tell you a thing: I love Dispatch, and it's probably my video game/animated series/superhero story of the year. But holy shit, that fandom. Don't just touch grass, guys: start chomping on trees.
oh i found this old reaction picture i edited
February 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
oh i found this old reaction picture i edited
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No ICE in Minnesota bundle is live! Get Gunhouse, Hyper Gunsport, and 1,400 other things for $10 or more.
itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
February 9, 2026 at 9:02 PM
No ICE in Minnesota bundle is live! Get Gunhouse, Hyper Gunsport, and 1,400 other things for $10 or more.
itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
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I know it sounds weird, but I really do think of the X-Men as more than just another comics team.
People who are X-fans have a connection that you just don't always see with other books, it's not just about quality, it's about a feeling they are speaking to you directly.
That's why I love it.
People who are X-fans have a connection that you just don't always see with other books, it's not just about quality, it's about a feeling they are speaking to you directly.
That's why I love it.
February 9, 2026 at 11:04 AM
I know it sounds weird, but I really do think of the X-Men as more than just another comics team.
People who are X-fans have a connection that you just don't always see with other books, it's not just about quality, it's about a feeling they are speaking to you directly.
That's why I love it.
People who are X-fans have a connection that you just don't always see with other books, it's not just about quality, it's about a feeling they are speaking to you directly.
That's why I love it.
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
Watch Superbowl (well, watch Bad Bunny) or keep playing The Drifter?
February 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Watch Superbowl (well, watch Bad Bunny) or keep playing The Drifter?
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bethesda cannot persuade me that "multicultural imperialism" and "ethnic nationalism" are the only two possible outcomes of anything
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
bethesda cannot persuade me that "multicultural imperialism" and "ethnic nationalism" are the only two possible outcomes of anything
BREAKING: I'm not in the Epstein files
February 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
BREAKING: I'm not in the Epstein files
Kid Rock frantically working on a Kryptonite cover before tomorrow
February 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Kid Rock frantically working on a Kryptonite cover before tomorrow