Gentleman Jack
@johnnysportcoat.bsky.social
as gay as the day is long
Pinned
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the groundhog predicted six more weeks of ben shapiro’s wife’s dry vagina
February 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
the groundhog predicted six more weeks of ben shapiro’s wife’s dry vagina
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My love of public transit includes the Bang Bus
January 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My love of public transit includes the Bang Bus
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Hey Google, what are the sandals that wrap around your toes called?
January 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Hey Google, what are the sandals that wrap around your toes called?
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she’s a 10 but she just asked me how to spell drawer and i look over to see ‘droo’ written down
November 16, 2024 at 10:56 PM
she’s a 10 but she just asked me how to spell drawer and i look over to see ‘droo’ written down
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Live, Laugh, Leave me at a highway rest stop
November 21, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Live, Laugh, Leave me at a highway rest stop
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can you believe your skin just works while you’re hangin out ?
November 21, 2024 at 6:22 AM
can you believe your skin just works while you’re hangin out ?
Flying squirrels are so cute… they don’t even look like squirrels… they look like chalupas or whatever
November 21, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Flying squirrels are so cute… they don’t even look like squirrels… they look like chalupas or whatever
oh fuck
November 18, 2024 at 3:20 AM
oh fuck
I eat mine in the front yard in the leaves
The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat
November 17, 2024 at 6:20 PM
I eat mine in the front yard in the leaves
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would you like me to grind your teeth i’m all done with mine
November 17, 2024 at 2:24 PM
would you like me to grind your teeth i’m all done with mine
I like my books how I like my (your) boobs
November 17, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I like my books how I like my (your) boobs
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Christmas should be cheaper this year now that everyone is mad at each other
November 17, 2024 at 9:40 AM
Christmas should be cheaper this year now that everyone is mad at each other
Jake Paul looks like a wet dog
November 17, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Jake Paul looks like a wet dog
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Enough people have never been the target of state violence, or even just state attention.
For enough people, politics is just a thing that happens every four years and interrupts the good tv.
For enough people, politics is just a thing that happens every four years and interrupts the good tv.
November 10, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Enough people have never been the target of state violence, or even just state attention.
For enough people, politics is just a thing that happens every four years and interrupts the good tv.
For enough people, politics is just a thing that happens every four years and interrupts the good tv.
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*opens a can of whoop ass zero*
November 16, 2024 at 12:35 AM
*opens a can of whoop ass zero*
the kids say this is coold
I need those gloves without any fingertips on them so I can be cold and cool.
November 17, 2024 at 12:30 AM
the kids say this is coold
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Tulsi, why the old face.
November 16, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Tulsi, why the old face.
Jewish Vicks Vaporz (the z is for style)
Maybe if we Vicks vaporize them.
November 17, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Jewish Vicks Vaporz (the z is for style)
and it’s blasphemy too because only jesus could walk on *checks notes* ... s-sunshine ..
if anyone tells you they’re walking on sunshine they are lying
November 17, 2024 at 12:26 AM
and it’s blasphemy too because only jesus could walk on *checks notes* ... s-sunshine ..
adds a little crunch so i can feel something
no offense, but what does adding celery to soup even do?
November 17, 2024 at 12:23 AM
adds a little crunch so i can feel something
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I feel tired and confused, presidential even
November 16, 2024 at 7:16 AM
I feel tired and confused, presidential even