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We're only days from "insiders" say they've spotted Gruden's wife checking out open houses in Austin...
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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I feel like this needs re-upping.
October 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I feel like this needs re-upping.
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sherin's 'nixon' account is an extraordinary piece of longform in-character improvisatory theater--sly, funny, insighful, sane. it is far more than impressive. sherin's personal account is gentlemanly and cosmopolitan and it bites. if he ends up needing a lift, he should get one.
October 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
sherin's 'nixon' account is an extraordinary piece of longform in-character improvisatory theater--sly, funny, insighful, sane. it is far more than impressive. sherin's personal account is gentlemanly and cosmopolitan and it bites. if he ends up needing a lift, he should get one.
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nature is healing
August 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
nature is healing
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Outsourcing your reading and writing to an LLM is like using a robot to lift weights and expecting that to make you fit.
i just find this so bizarre. searching through texts and doing the reading for myself is how i actually think through ideas! trying to put together a sentence is how i figure out what i actually want to say!
Everyone Is Using A.I. for Everything. Is That Bad?
www.nytimes.com
June 18, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Outsourcing your reading and writing to an LLM is like using a robot to lift weights and expecting that to make you fit.
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i heard reading is fundamental
May 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
i heard reading is fundamental
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"god helps those who help themselves" would be a good slogan for a buffet
May 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"god helps those who help themselves" would be a good slogan for a buffet
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Drug pricing is such a horrible, vile, disgusting scam.
The Price of Remission
When I was diagnosed with cancer, I set out to understand why a single pill of Revlimid cost the same as a new iPhone. I’ve covered high drug prices as a reporter for years. What I discovered shocked ...
www.propublica.org
May 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Drug pricing is such a horrible, vile, disgusting scam.
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The worst people in the world hate this pick for pope which is good enough for me
May 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The worst people in the world hate this pick for pope which is good enough for me
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Weird times. We now have an American Pope and a Russian President.
May 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Weird times. We now have an American Pope and a Russian President.
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I can't believe we have a Pope from Illinois. People from Chicago usually hate the Cardinals.
May 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I can't believe we have a Pope from Illinois. People from Chicago usually hate the Cardinals.
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“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
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if the vatican truly understood the hustle they'd rent out their chimney for gender reveals
May 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
if the vatican truly understood the hustle they'd rent out their chimney for gender reveals
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Everyone’s gonna be wide awake at his funeral. If only because they’ll play Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” at full volume.
April 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Everyone’s gonna be wide awake at his funeral. If only because they’ll play Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” at full volume.
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Pete hegseth always sounds like he’s arguing with the bouncer
April 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Pete hegseth always sounds like he’s arguing with the bouncer
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Baby chicks were never an appropriate Easter gift for children, but especially not now with the spread of Bird Flu. 🐣 Get a toy chick and sponsor a rescue bird instead! www.merrymacfarmsanctuary.org/meet-the-birds
April 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Baby chicks were never an appropriate Easter gift for children, but especially not now with the spread of Bird Flu. 🐣 Get a toy chick and sponsor a rescue bird instead! www.merrymacfarmsanctuary.org/meet-the-birds
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according to today's executive order, reruns of the flintstones must now omit the last line of the theme song
March 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
according to today's executive order, reruns of the flintstones must now omit the last line of the theme song
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All Of The Changes Coming To Starbucks
theonion.com/all-of-...
theonion.com/all-of-...
February 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
All Of The Changes Coming To Starbucks
theonion.com/all-of-...
theonion.com/all-of-...
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This is Fabio. He loves to wave hello to everyone on his walks. 12/10
February 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This is Fabio. He loves to wave hello to everyone on his walks. 12/10
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The most realistic depiction of an encounter with a ghost:
February 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The most realistic depiction of an encounter with a ghost:
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Hope Ryan Day spends the offseason kicking in doors in the Columbus area and eating stuff straight out of strangers’ cabinets like a problem bear
January 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Hope Ryan Day spends the offseason kicking in doors in the Columbus area and eating stuff straight out of strangers’ cabinets like a problem bear
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anyone seen the Von Trapp Family Singers? They were supposed to perform at the inaugural ball tonight, but they haven't shown up. weird.
January 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
anyone seen the Von Trapp Family Singers? They were supposed to perform at the inaugural ball tonight, but they haven't shown up. weird.