Los Feliz Daycare
@losfelizdaycare.bsky.social
Affluent hillside community. **We NOW accept immunized children** LosFelizDaycare@gmail.com
POV: you’ve been up for 3 days straight receiving ancient wisdom from your silver lake healer and you walk into an intervention
December 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
POV: you’ve been up for 3 days straight receiving ancient wisdom from your silver lake healer and you walk into an intervention
All parents and guardians MUST have an “I Voted” sticker on at drop off. We’re not getting started until everyone has voted. If your child is wearing an “I Voted” sticker, that’s illegal and we don’t appreciate it.
November 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
All parents and guardians MUST have an “I Voted” sticker on at drop off. We’re not getting started until everyone has voted. If your child is wearing an “I Voted” sticker, that’s illegal and we don’t appreciate it.
OK who’s doing the Sopranos rewatch podcast The Gabagirls?
October 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
OK who’s doing the Sopranos rewatch podcast The Gabagirls?
The current state of LA is listening to a podcast on the way to an event and seeing the podcast guest when you arrive
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
The current state of LA is listening to a podcast on the way to an event and seeing the podcast guest when you arrive
tilly norwood was indicted on federal racketeering charges and is currently awaiting sentencing
October 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
tilly norwood was indicted on federal racketeering charges and is currently awaiting sentencing
things must be real bad cuz i don’t even know why the mcdonald’s flag is at half mast
October 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
things must be real bad cuz i don’t even know why the mcdonald’s flag is at half mast
Nobody ever talks about how Rhys Witherspoon sounds like the most British guy in the whole world
October 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Nobody ever talks about how Rhys Witherspoon sounds like the most British guy in the whole world
manuel-miranda (102 weeks) is talking at length about the “cinnamon togrophy” in “one beebee after a neenee”
October 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
manuel-miranda (102 weeks) is talking at length about the “cinnamon togrophy” in “one beebee after a neenee”
NEXT WEEKEND: ONE GABBLE AFTER A DOLLHOUSE
September 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
NEXT WEEKEND: ONE GABBLE AFTER A DOLLHOUSE
🐔 Rest in anarchy, Buck Buck Obama 🐔
September 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
🐔 Rest in anarchy, Buck Buck Obama 🐔
if it gets announced, we’ll postmate the whole mcdonalds menu to celebrate
August 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
if it gets announced, we’ll postmate the whole mcdonalds menu to celebrate
almos spüky seezn
August 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
almos spüky seezn
Congrats to our very own Billy Mommy Brown (47 weeks) who just signed an overall deal with PepsiCo+
August 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Congrats to our very own Billy Mommy Brown (47 weeks) who just signed an overall deal with PepsiCo+
teacher stephanie (1824 weeks) hanging with our gen z interns
August 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
teacher stephanie (1824 weeks) hanging with our gen z interns
it’s depressing that we assumed the weighted vest girlies walking near campus were wearing b***et proof vests but here we are in this game show ass hell hole of a country
August 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
it’s depressing that we assumed the weighted vest girlies walking near campus were wearing b***et proof vests but here we are in this game show ass hell hole of a country
Saying "I love you" is a disservice to your child. Be specific so they see you acknowledging their unique and special attributes. EXAMPLE: “I love the way you use your telescope to take picture of dying stars” or “I love your eye for summer salad ingredients.”
August 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Saying "I love you" is a disservice to your child. Be specific so they see you acknowledging their unique and special attributes. EXAMPLE: “I love the way you use your telescope to take picture of dying stars” or “I love your eye for summer salad ingredients.”
nature is healing
August 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
nature is healing
Welcome to earthquakes, NY. We recommend tweeting about it and preparing an earthquake survival kit (raw water, an 80s grateful dead cassette, poems (TX pronunciation), amino acids, and various crystals)
August 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Welcome to earthquakes, NY. We recommend tweeting about it and preparing an earthquake survival kit (raw water, an 80s grateful dead cassette, poems (TX pronunciation), amino acids, and various crystals)
Op-Ed (58 weeks) has been spewing hate speech (baby sign language) about red dyes (pro!) all week. Have they been exposed to seed oils or something?
July 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Op-Ed (58 weeks) has been spewing hate speech (baby sign language) about red dyes (pro!) all week. Have they been exposed to seed oils or something?
literally every los angeles parent you know is yelling at this picture for 70 different reasons
July 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
literally every los angeles parent you know is yelling at this picture for 70 different reasons
Our first entertainment lawyer was named Perry Menopause
July 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Our first entertainment lawyer was named Perry Menopause
Hearing that some are using this time to “get into” the Grateful Dead. We strongly encourage those exploring to reach our to Shaman Jeff (lost his mind on summer tour ‘91 but found his soul) for his responsibly curated recs. Brooding Dark Star jams can be dangerous out of context
July 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Hearing that some are using this time to “get into” the Grateful Dead. We strongly encourage those exploring to reach our to Shaman Jeff (lost his mind on summer tour ‘91 but found his soul) for his responsibly curated recs. Brooding Dark Star jams can be dangerous out of context
For those young ones asking, “Swag,” the name of the new Justin Bieber album is also a term used by the elderly to describe aura in 2007
July 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
For those young ones asking, “Swag,” the name of the new Justin Bieber album is also a term used by the elderly to describe aura in 2007
our version of the silver surfer is a troubled vet named stanley who resides in our alley and regularly huffs metallic paint
July 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
our version of the silver surfer is a troubled vet named stanley who resides in our alley and regularly huffs metallic paint
Sunscreen is TOXIC! A safe alternative is encouraging your child to read poetry in a dark, cool room.
July 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Sunscreen is TOXIC! A safe alternative is encouraging your child to read poetry in a dark, cool room.