John Jmz
@johnjmz.bsky.social
smol/acc
I run block lists to remove chuds from your timeline.
I run block lists to remove chuds from your timeline.
Pinned
Super Bowl was a snoozefest but we'll always have the Dunkin Ad
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Super Bowl was a snoozefest but we'll always have the Dunkin Ad
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Anna needs to find housing in Melbourne
Bedbound and forced to stay in a dark room, she is very vulnerable and that is taken advantage of. She is not allowed to access disability aids or support workers and needs approval for all mailed items including food, which may be binned or sold regardless.
Bedbound and forced to stay in a dark room, she is very vulnerable and that is taken advantage of. She is not allowed to access disability aids or support workers and needs approval for all mailed items including food, which may be binned or sold regardless.
### Urgent Appeal: Help Anna Escape Abuse – Time is Running Out!
🚨EMERGENCY: Anna's Life Hangs in the Balance – Act NOW to Rescue Her from Abuse and Neglect!
chuffed.org
February 7, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Anna needs to find housing in Melbourne
Bedbound and forced to stay in a dark room, she is very vulnerable and that is taken advantage of. She is not allowed to access disability aids or support workers and needs approval for all mailed items including food, which may be binned or sold regardless.
Bedbound and forced to stay in a dark room, she is very vulnerable and that is taken advantage of. She is not allowed to access disability aids or support workers and needs approval for all mailed items including food, which may be binned or sold regardless.
Grumpy Hyrax with smol baby
February 7, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Grumpy Hyrax with smol baby
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The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
The $5 Airpod clones I bought from Aliexpress last week were surprisingly good, until they stopped working lol.
February 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
The $5 Airpod clones I bought from Aliexpress last week were surprisingly good, until they stopped working lol.
Australian banks are pulling the plug on crypto. They’re stopping customers from transferring funds to exchanges. See how easy it is shut down this scam industry when adults are in charge? The bros are mad, they’ve lost a supply of greater fools.
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February 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Australian banks are pulling the plug on crypto. They’re stopping customers from transferring funds to exchanges. See how easy it is shut down this scam industry when adults are in charge? The bros are mad, they’ve lost a supply of greater fools.
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My story on Elon Musk cutting safeguards at xAI is on the front page of today's @washingtonpost.com. I’m also among 100’s of reporters laid off. I absolutely loved my job my brilliant coworkers & the thrill of reporting @ the center of forces upending the world: AI & Silicon Valley’s political power
February 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
My story on Elon Musk cutting safeguards at xAI is on the front page of today's @washingtonpost.com. I’m also among 100’s of reporters laid off. I absolutely loved my job my brilliant coworkers & the thrill of reporting @ the center of forces upending the world: AI & Silicon Valley’s political power
Congrats Wizards for the worst trade of the year
February 4, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Congrats Wizards for the worst trade of the year
Most likely sponsored by Amazon and Coinbase
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Most likely sponsored by Amazon and Coinbase
Didn't get any real writing done in the holidays. All I have to show for it is a pile of short story ideas... At least a part of my mind was still generating art, which is good in a way.
February 2, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Didn't get any real writing done in the holidays. All I have to show for it is a pile of short story ideas... At least a part of my mind was still generating art, which is good in a way.
A decade after the Panama Papers, the Trump family has a bank account in Qatar for oil money they stole off Venezuela.
remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
February 2, 2026 at 1:37 AM
A decade after the Panama Papers, the Trump family has a bank account in Qatar for oil money they stole off Venezuela.
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Idk if trans kids these days know this but back in my day you could just walk into a RadioShack and walk out with one of these puppies
February 1, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Idk if trans kids these days know this but back in my day you could just walk into a RadioShack and walk out with one of these puppies
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I spend a lot of time trying to help people understand that not all protests are the same, but one of the things that make this hard is that sometimes you show up for a "liberal vibes with kids" protest and you get an "everyone gets teargassed, including the kids" protest.
Just got gassed pretty good at the labor union anti-ICE protest in Portland. Massive march, 5-10k strong. Vibes were very much liberal rather than radical. Lots of kids and older folks.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
February 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I spend a lot of time trying to help people understand that not all protests are the same, but one of the things that make this hard is that sometimes you show up for a "liberal vibes with kids" protest and you get an "everyone gets teargassed, including the kids" protest.
For no particular reason, the Mad Max series ranked:
Road Warrior
Mad Max
Fury Road
Furiosa
Beyond Thunderdome
Road Warrior
Mad Max
Fury Road
Furiosa
Beyond Thunderdome
January 31, 2026 at 1:53 AM
For no particular reason, the Mad Max series ranked:
Road Warrior
Mad Max
Fury Road
Furiosa
Beyond Thunderdome
Road Warrior
Mad Max
Fury Road
Furiosa
Beyond Thunderdome
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One of the hardest things to explain to people who aren’t here is the very real feeling that we are in a war against the federal government. Not only are we occupied by unaccountable armed, masked paramilitaries, but we are constantly aware our neighbors might be abducted in the blink of an eye.
Was he actually approaching Minnesota as a regime change
January 29, 2026 at 11:04 PM
One of the hardest things to explain to people who aren’t here is the very real feeling that we are in a war against the federal government. Not only are we occupied by unaccountable armed, masked paramilitaries, but we are constantly aware our neighbors might be abducted in the blink of an eye.
AI bros must be stopped
Absolutely damning from @aaronschaffer.com, @willoremus.com, & @nitasha.bsky.social.
To get more data, Anthropic:
* "destructively scanned" millions of books
* downloaded the shadow library LibGen
* hailed another shadow library's arrival as "just in time!!!"
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
To get more data, Anthropic:
* "destructively scanned" millions of books
* downloaded the shadow library LibGen
* hailed another shadow library's arrival as "just in time!!!"
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
Inside an AI start-up’s plan to scan and dispose of millions of books
Court filings reveal how AI companies raced to obtain more books to feed chatbots, including by buying, scanning and disposing of millions of titles.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:54 AM
AI bros must be stopped
It’s just me and my eye floaters vs the world
January 29, 2026 at 4:01 AM
It’s just me and my eye floaters vs the world
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Have y’all heard about the leviathan in the sea that God sent the blizzard to wake up because Threads is obsessed and now I am too
January 26, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Have y’all heard about the leviathan in the sea that God sent the blizzard to wake up because Threads is obsessed and now I am too
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on Google+
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Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on FetLife
January 27, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on Google+
Furiously reading 1984 to find a banger quote
January 27, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Furiously reading 1984 to find a banger quote
This madness has to stop otherwise it'll end with ICE thugs firing at crowds of people
I am watching what is happening in Minneapolis on Ali Velshi and one of the ICE officers (off camera) literally says, “It’s like Call of Duty. Pretty cool huh?” as they shoot whatever it is they are shooting. Agents walking around, guns unholstered for no reason. This is insanity
January 25, 2026 at 5:12 AM
This madness has to stop otherwise it'll end with ICE thugs firing at crowds of people
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the nyt style section vs. der spiegel
January 24, 2026 at 11:20 PM
the nyt style section vs. der spiegel
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BREAKING:
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — The Minneapolis protester fatally shot by a federal officer was ICU nurse Alex Pretti, his parents say.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — The Minneapolis protester fatally shot by a federal officer was ICU nurse Alex Pretti, his parents say.
January 24, 2026 at 8:07 PM
BREAKING:
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — The Minneapolis protester fatally shot by a federal officer was ICU nurse Alex Pretti, his parents say.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — The Minneapolis protester fatally shot by a federal officer was ICU nurse Alex Pretti, his parents say.
200 million years ago, I would have been the one hiding under plants. Now he is the smol.
January 24, 2026 at 1:53 AM
200 million years ago, I would have been the one hiding under plants. Now he is the smol.