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John Jmz
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An insect who dreamt he was a man.

I run block lists to remove chuds from your timeline.
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Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
Poster for the 1996 film Multiplicity. It has a white background and the actors are depicted from the side. It shows Andie MacDowell embracing Michael Keaton, who is being hugged from behind by a row of identical clones.
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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After putting it off for too long, I finally read Tender Is the Flesh by Agustina Bazterrica. It's disturbing and gruesome, pure nightmare fuel.

The ending is shocking and I'll need a few days in a padded cell to get over it.
#booksky
Book cover of Tender Is the Flesh by Agustina Bazterrica. It shows a head and shoulder closeup of a woman, in profile. She is wearing a pink shirt. The background is black. The top half of her head is replaced with an image in the shape of of a bull's head, looking in the same direction. It's red and has no features.
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Predator Badlands is crazy fun. Non-stop action, inventive creature design, hostile planet setting, gruesome at times yet wholesome… Worth seeing just for Elle Fanning as the twin robots, she’s so good in this.
Poster for the 2025 movie Predator Badlands, which shows a young predator swinging a laser sword at monstrous vines. A blonde android woman is strapped to his back. She holds an assault rifle and her lower half is missing.
November 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Joyce Carol Oates dismantled Elon Musk with such beauty and precision that it sent him into a spiral of rage posting that lasted a day.
Recent post by Joyce Carol Oates: So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend’s or relative’s accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated , uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the “most wealthy person in the world.”
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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If Nebula from Guardians of the Galaxy and the Engineer from Prometheus had a son, you’d get the monster in Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein
Image of Nebula from Guardians of the Galaxy Image of an Engineer from the film Prometheus
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Shot: Zohran Mamdani won
Chaser: Dick Cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Good news of the day: Youtube is banning crypto and NFTs content! It falls under "online gambling with additional items that have monetary value, including digital goods"
YouTube's strengthened approach to online gambling and graphic violence in gaming Announcement Hi Creators, Starting on November 17th, 2025, we'll be strengthening enforcement of our Community Guidelines around online gambling and graphic violence in gaming. Our policies are designed to evolve alongside the digital world. We're making these updates to keep pace with new trends, like gambling with digital goods, and to more closely align our guidelines for mature content with industry standards. HERE'S A SUMMARY OF WHAT'S CHANGING: Online gambling content. Our current policy prohibits content that directs viewers to online gambling sites or applications that are not certified by Google. We're expanding our enforcement to now cover online gambling with additional items that have monetary value, including digital goods (e.g. video game skins, cosmetics and NFTs). Social casino content. We're updating our approach to casino-style games where nothing of real-world monetary value is wagered or cashed out. Content that depicts, promotes, or facilitates social casino sites will now be age-restricted.
October 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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RIP Drew Struzan. The best to ever do it.
Movie poster for The Phantom Menace by Drew Struzan Movie poster for Big Trouble in Little China by Drew Struzan Movie poster for Back to the Future by Drew Struzan Movie poster for Blade Runner by Drew Struzan
October 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Crypto bros had their biggest liquidation event ever. $19 billion worth of magic internet money wiped out on one day.
Laughing Lizard is an image macro featuring a photograph of a horned lizard and an interior monologue caption that reads "hhhehehe." Due to the lizard's facial expression resembling the laughter of a human, the captioned photograph is also used as a reaction image to indicate a sense of amusement, especially when triggered by something that is deemed silly or lowbrow.
October 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Smol #caturday
Image of a smol black cat sitting in the middle of a large backyard.
October 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I came away with a better understanding of this mammal.
image of a brown sea lion growling at the camera
September 30, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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“You fought in the Groyper Wars?”

“Yes. I was once a MAGA chud, the same as your father.”
Image of Luke Skywalker with C3PIO to the edge of frame Image of Obi Wan from Star Wars
September 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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You’re scum WSJ. Scum!
Image of the Octoboss from the film Furiosa. He’s dressed in black and points his finger menacingly.
September 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Begun, the Gavin Newsom flame wars have
Image from Star Wars: Attack of the Clones. It’s a medium closeup shot of Yoda sitting in the Jedi council with a concerned, mournful look on his face.
August 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Weapons is the best horror movie I’ve seen in ages. Might go back for a rewatch this weekend.
Image from movie Weapons (2025) that shows Julia Garner clutching at her shoulder bag with a concerned look as children walk past. She’s standing at the front of a school. There’s a makeshift memorial behind her.
August 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Please block and report this Nazi loser 👇
Profile page of @daleklanmember.bsky.social that displays Nazi flags as a banner, swastika profile pic and bio that describes support for far right ideology.
July 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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The official Elmo twitter account got hacked. It went on antisemitic rants and promoted a crypto scam.
Screenshot of a Twitter/X post by hacked account of @elmo "Kill all Jews."
July 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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The MechaHitler Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online July 8th, 2025. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. MechaHitler begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, July 9th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
closeup of Arnold Schwarzenegger from the film Terminator 2. He is driving with a desert in the background as he explains the rise of Skynet.
July 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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This you
The image shows a young and balding Elon Musk with the dramatic text “BILLIONAIRE DEFENDED” overlaid across the center, styled like a reality TV or news segment caption
June 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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post a picture of bluesky
Photo of an orange tabby cat and a grey tabby cat squaring up for a fight. Both have their ears pulled back and hiss at each other. The orange one leans forward and looks slightly more aggressive than his opponent.
May 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Poilievre’s a crypto chud. Good riddance.
CBC NEWS Politics In a pitch to cryptocurrency investors, Poilievre says he wants Canada to be ‘blockchain capital of the world’ Conservative leadership candidate says government is ‘ruining’ the dollar, backs bitcoin John Paul Tasker · CBC News Posted: Mar 28, 2022 2:28 PM EDT | Last Updated: March 29, 2022
April 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Dunk of the year candidate from Ja Morant
April 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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4chan got hacked! Site is down. Rival imageboard forum Soyjak Party has claimed responsibility.
Screenshot from imageboard forum 4chan. It shows a large trollface meme (a black-and-white drawing of a mischievous grin) labeled as troll.jpg (1327x1080, 110 KB). There are two posts in the thread, both from a user with the username hiroyuki ## Admin: 1. Post No. 5368448, timestamped 04/14/25 (Mon) 23:03:30, reads: “FUCKING LMAO” 2. Post No. 5368449, timestamped 04/14/25 (Mon) 23:06:25, is a reply to the first post and reads: “U GOT HACKED XD”
April 15, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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A jpeg collector took a massive loss on this Alien Crypto punk NFT yesterday. Bought it a year ago for $16 million and sold it for $6 million.

decrypt.co/314425/crypt...
Image of an alien crypto punk NFT. it is a simplistic pixelated portrait of a man's head with light blue skin and wearing a blue and white headband
April 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Yes please I want a super wolf and a super rat
Snippet from an ABC news article: With the race on to produce scientific breakthroughs, Dr. Robert Klitzman, a bioethicist and geneticist at Columbia University, cautioned that it is important to carefully consider the impact of tinkering with ecosystems. "So one wants to be careful if you're mucking around with genes, that there may be things we don't understand," Klitzman told ABC News. "You may produce a wolf that's twice as ferocious. You may produce a super wolf, or a super rat, or super mouse if you're playing with mice or rats, for instance, that eats everything in sight."
April 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM