EvilGinx 😈
@sapiosiren.bsky.social
Gin, Goddex of OSINT, Former Restauranteur, Tech Adjacent Office Lackey, Resumé Whisperer, BeepBooper of things I cannot talk about. Retired swer, emphasis on the Tired
she/they/he. currently in southern minnesota
she/they/he. currently in southern minnesota
I am *in crippling pain in the bathroom*
And this goddamn cat shoulders his way into the bathroom to demand pets.
And this goddamn cat shoulders his way into the bathroom to demand pets.
February 20, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I am *in crippling pain in the bathroom*
And this goddamn cat shoulders his way into the bathroom to demand pets.
And this goddamn cat shoulders his way into the bathroom to demand pets.
“Remember, if private investigators ask you for links or printed information, you should charge them for your services!”
My boss: who the fuck are you
My boss: who the fuck are you
February 19, 2026 at 10:16 PM
“Remember, if private investigators ask you for links or printed information, you should charge them for your services!”
My boss: who the fuck are you
My boss: who the fuck are you
“Her buttocks are like two sand dunes.”
- an Arabic poet worshipping a phat assed lady
- an Arabic poet worshipping a phat assed lady
February 19, 2026 at 4:36 PM
“Her buttocks are like two sand dunes.”
- an Arabic poet worshipping a phat assed lady
- an Arabic poet worshipping a phat assed lady
Violent cravings for seafood, must be my ancestral Catholicism
February 19, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Violent cravings for seafood, must be my ancestral Catholicism
Didn’t realize I could be so passionate about spoons
February 19, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Didn’t realize I could be so passionate about spoons
I cannot explain the effervescent joy it brings me to have The Vampire Lestat back in the public consciousness
February 19, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I cannot explain the effervescent joy it brings me to have The Vampire Lestat back in the public consciousness
“I had a panini phase.”
February 19, 2026 at 12:05 AM
“I had a panini phase.”
You’re in his DMs
I’m chewing on his PC cables
We are not the same
I’m chewing on his PC cables
We are not the same
February 19, 2026 at 12:01 AM
You’re in his DMs
I’m chewing on his PC cables
We are not the same
I’m chewing on his PC cables
We are not the same
Condom restock day at the Olympic village probably has the most intense vibes
February 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Condom restock day at the Olympic village probably has the most intense vibes
I want everyone to go home safely, stay there, and to enjoy the howling blizzard winds like i’m in a gothic horror novel wrapped in a blanket with a book
February 18, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I want everyone to go home safely, stay there, and to enjoy the howling blizzard winds like i’m in a gothic horror novel wrapped in a blanket with a book
Freaking out a bit less. Doctor said drink water like it’s my job and she’s reaching out to my care team to adjust medications
My kidneys are not working correctly. I’m not sure what next steps are. Freaking out a little (a lot)
February 18, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Freaking out a bit less. Doctor said drink water like it’s my job and she’s reaching out to my care team to adjust medications
My kidneys are not working correctly. I’m not sure what next steps are. Freaking out a little (a lot)
February 17, 2026 at 5:01 PM
My kidneys are not working correctly. I’m not sure what next steps are. Freaking out a little (a lot)
Not having my progesterone for these tests is making me so horribly nauseous
I miss you all i just don’t have a spare braincell to say hello 😭
I miss you all i just don’t have a spare braincell to say hello 😭
February 17, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Not having my progesterone for these tests is making me so horribly nauseous
I miss you all i just don’t have a spare braincell to say hello 😭
I miss you all i just don’t have a spare braincell to say hello 😭
24 hour piss test. Lab technician and i were basically saying “go piss girl” back and forth in tears of laughter while she was explaining how to collect and turn in the specimen 🤣😭
February 16, 2026 at 4:20 PM
24 hour piss test. Lab technician and i were basically saying “go piss girl” back and forth in tears of laughter while she was explaining how to collect and turn in the specimen 🤣😭
Hot flash migraine 🫥🤢🫠
February 16, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Hot flash migraine 🫥🤢🫠
Everyone wants long, strong red hair until it breaks every vacuum you own and sets them on fire
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Everyone wants long, strong red hair until it breaks every vacuum you own and sets them on fire
Being constantly hyper vigilant is exhausting me
February 13, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Being constantly hyper vigilant is exhausting me
mean muggin my way through work but make it festive
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
mean muggin my way through work but make it festive
Next move: a documentary, some pain management, and a pint of ice cream (low sugar ofc)
On my own for dinner tonight so I had the classic girl dinner of half a box of pasta with butter and Parmesan cheese
February 13, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Next move: a documentary, some pain management, and a pint of ice cream (low sugar ofc)
On my own for dinner tonight so I had the classic girl dinner of half a box of pasta with butter and Parmesan cheese
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 AM
On my own for dinner tonight so I had the classic girl dinner of half a box of pasta with butter and Parmesan cheese
I’ll have you all know i didn’t scare the new IT guy
February 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I’ll have you all know i didn’t scare the new IT guy
Oh so it wasn’t aliens it was Nazis
February 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Oh so it wasn’t aliens it was Nazis
That was a fucking great movie omg
Finally watching The Ritual (2017) and it id pretty spooky so far!!
February 12, 2026 at 2:13 AM
That was a fucking great movie omg
Finally watching The Ritual (2017) and it id pretty spooky so far!!
February 12, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Finally watching The Ritual (2017) and it id pretty spooky so far!!
hot flashes and night sweats and diners and drive-in’s and dives
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 PM
hot flashes and night sweats and diners and drive-in’s and dives