John Rayment
johncrayment.bsky.social
John Rayment
@johncrayment.bsky.social
Actor, idler, eater of too many pies, drinker of too much Rioja.
High functioning mediocrity. Not straight 🏳️‍🌈
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Trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️
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But today is also the 30th anniversary of an absolute triumph: this marvellous speech that did the rounds after The Great Gambon’s death, which he gave at the Evening Standard Drama Awards in 1995
Sir Michael Gambon - 1995 Evening Standard Drama Awards
YouTube video by Pip
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November 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Cost of abolishing university tuition fees = £17bn

Cost of making care homes free = £8.3bn

Cost of making trains free to use = £11bn

Cost of hitting net zero = £30.7bn

The annual cost of the above is £67bn, which happens to be the amount of money given in tax relief to the richest 20% of the UK.
November 18, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Happy Fenton Day to all who celebrate. Jesus Christ, fourteen years.

youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU
JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Just been reminded of the existence of the Bitch I’m Fabulous Mantis. Morning all
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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go home everyone we have a winner
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Ah that's a sad thing.
October 28, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Footnote: many thanks to @theblueststar.bsky.social for pointing out that you can sing the words ‘adjustable spanner’ to this tune
King Missile - Detachable Penis
YouTube video by vidsforfark
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Spend two minutes and fifty-two seconds of your extra hour this morning watching this.
October 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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If you’re confused about which way the clocks go in which season, here’s an easy mnemonic:

SPRING: your phone will do it for you

FALL: your phone will do it for you
October 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Kylie!!!!!! #TOTP
October 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Orinoco sailing away #TOTP
a cat is holding a bag of mcdonald 's chips
ALT: a cat is holding a bag of mcdonald 's chips
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October 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Always thought Rodders looked like Dick Emery in this video #TOTP
October 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This is basically the clean version of "The Good Ship Venus" #TOTP
October 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You expect Kenny Everett to turn up with a pair of enormous pliers... #TOTP
October 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Stewpot! #TOTP
October 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Make a movie food:
Priscilla Queen of the Dessert
Make a movie food:
My Beautiful Courgette
Make a movie food:

Free Biltong Outside Ebbing, Missouri
October 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
He's definitely hitting some of those keys #TOTP
October 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Such a masculine, heterosexual chap, our Cliff #TOTP
October 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Feyd Rautha! #TOTP
October 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Suddenly craving a Campari #Lutonairport #TOTP
October 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
1979 the year my life changed #TOTP
October 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Always pleasing.

Wordle 1,578 2/6*

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October 14, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Started reading @alexvont.bsky.social’s Indian Summer last night. I do like a punchy opening paragraph. (She’s describing how things stood in 1577)
October 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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The death of multi-camera TV: a thread. I know most of you will know the technical parts of this (and may have read it in the other place) but bear with me. 1/ 🧵
October 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM