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Counting the Bastards in UKIP/BXP/Reform/whatever

Brexit is more unicorny and pishy than ever
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The heat energy we added to the ocean LAST YEAR is the equivalent of:
- Detonating ten hydrogen bombs every minute
- operating over a hundred large power plants continuously for all of written human history
- Five times all the electricity human beings have ever used
Ocean heat content increased by 23 billion trillion joules, which was around 39 times greater than global primary energy use this year. This is the largest rise in OHC since 2017; overall OHC has increased by over 500 zettajoules since the 1940s.
January 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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This is a negotiation for hostages.
January 14, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Rooree needs a slap #TheArchers
January 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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Marco Rubio, June 2012.
January 14, 2026 at 8:20 AM
new "grab 'em by the p*ssy" just dropped
Rep. Carlos Gimenez: "The United States has demonstrated to the people around the world that we can touch you anywhere at any time or our choosing"
January 14, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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Politicians: don't use AI to make your maps.
January 14, 2026 at 11:13 AM
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The FT got is architecture critic Edwin Heathcote to write about data centres and it's wonderful. www.ft.com/content/7692...
January 14, 2026 at 7:09 AM
ruin a band by changing one letter

The Polite
Ruin a band by changing one letter

Noel Gallagher's high frying birds
Ruin a band by changing one letter

Cheap Prick
January 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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The sign on Kristi Noem's podium reads "One of ours, all of yours." The reader will recall that this was a fascist rallying cry in the Spanish Civil War. What it means is that one of "our" people is worth all of "your" people.
January 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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This picture from Billy Graham's 95th birthday explains so much about 21st-century America.
January 13, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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Breaking NYT:

The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter.

The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status.

That is a war crime called "perfidy."
U.S. Attacked Boat With Aircraft That Looked Like a Civilian Plane
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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It’s not ‘fantasy’: I know Nigel Farage abused people for their nationality – because I was one of them
It’s not ‘fantasy’: I know Nigel Farage abused people for their nationality – because I was one of them | Rickard Berg
I remember him as a racist bully, and his allegation that other ex-Dulwich boys and I are liars tells me he hasn’t changed, says former Dulwich college pupil Rickard Berg
www.theguardian.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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This is genuine
Jaw-droppingly, horrifyingly real
Ukip have submitted a new logo and slogan to the Electoral Commission, swapping the £ pound sterling symbol for a cross, that looks very much like it is modelled on the Iron Cross used by Prussia & Germany 1871-1918 and Hitler's Nazi regime from 1933-45
January 13, 2026 at 8:54 AM
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This woman is harder than goddamn steel dealing with these goddamn thugs. I want her to be my neighbor.
January 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Elon's AI CSAM generator is going to have access to classified government documents.
January 13, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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the clip:
January 13, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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Farage gets all defensive and flappy when Zahawi is asked about vaccines.

- "We believe in free speech."
- "I was asking Mr Zahawi."
- "He wouldn't know the answer."

Ah yes. The sort of 'free speech' that Trump's White House believes in. ~AA
January 12, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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Toilet Brown
Mother Of Groom
North Carolina, County Marriages, 1762-2011
January 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
QOTD: What car do you want most, but know would be an absolutely miserable experience to own?
January 12, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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“Deepfake child pornography is fine as long as only adults get to see it” is a curious place for the modern Conservative Party to find itself, but here we are
January 12, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Here's an 8-min video on (initially-secret) Customs & Border Patrol report, which found: in many vehicle shooting cases, agents intentionally put themselves in exit path of vehicle, thereby creating justification for the use of deadly force.

youtu.be/izonttr5Tp4?...
Initially-Secret Report: Customs&Border Patrol Agents Got in Way of Vehicles, Then Used Deadly Force
YouTube video by Ryan Goodman
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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Zawahi failed to secure peerage from Badenoch before Reform UK defection, Tory sources claim – UK politics live www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
Zawahi failed to secure peerage from Badenoch before Reform UK defection, Tory sources claim – UK politics live
‘Given he was sacked for his dodgy tax affairs, this was never going to happen,’ says source
www.theguardian.com
January 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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🙂
January 12, 2026 at 8:37 AM