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Johann Lau
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I'm too stupid to prove I'm human LMAO

it's honestly a skill issue, I cannot get in

but I also can't stop laughing so there's that ^^
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Yea there's likely more in the documents if not about Trump but about a lot of rich and powerful men. That's why the DOJ doesn't want a public release.
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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The Epstein story gets a something that is tearing at the heart of the electorate: elite impunity. The idea that wealthy and powerful people can do terrible things *at scale* and face no consequences for them. Whatever political party actually stops it could rule the country for a generation.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent

reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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We did choose solidarity, that's why he won!!
www.jta.org/2025/11/05/i...
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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"We are a Nazi-defending defamation outlet that labels phrases like 'Respect Existence or Expect Resistance' as antisemitic hate crimes, and we intend to do that with every word uttered by the Muslim mayor."
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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“Say it loud, say it clear, we don’t want no fascists here!”
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Zionist: This person is an antisemite

*is told that the person in question has spent time with Jewish constituents at synagogues and attended Jewish holidays*

Zionist: Those are the wrong Jews
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Did any lip readers ever weigh in on this? because to me, the whole scene scene looks like he's talking about what he'd like to do to someone, and it's so fucked up that even Epstein can't keep it together.
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Protect the children…RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Democrats should not “wait until after” anything to have these internal fights. This is the argument the establishment makes to keep control of the party and continue fucking up. We need an internal fight to oust the quislings and elevate the people who give a shit and who know how to fight.
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"Under the most diverse conditions and disparate circumstances, we watch the development of the same phenomena—homelessness on an unprecedented scale, rootlessness to an unprecedented depth."

-- Hannah Arendt

www.psypost.org/new-study-fi...
New study finds users are marrying and having virtual children with AI chatbots
A new study explores the profound emotional attachments users develop with companion chatbots, examining how these digital bonds mirror, and sometimes diverge from, traditional human romance.
www.psypost.org
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"Die Reaktion der Jüdischen Gemeinde in Frankfurt ist ein Verrat an der liberalen, deutsch-jüdischen Tradition."

taz.de/Streit-um-Ge...
Streit um Gedenken zum 9. November: „Leute im Publikum haben mich angeschrien“
Der US-Philosoph Jason Stanley sollte in der Jüdischen Gemeinde Frankfurt eine Rede halten. Sie wurde abgebrochen. Stanley ist schockiert.
taz.de
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I have a lot of criticism for Obama but also a lot of love for this image.
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
from Twitter

no credit because fuck Twitter
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Weird that we have a planet-wide magnetic defense system that self activates when the sun decides to attack but it is very pretty
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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When people say to judge someone by the standards of their time, the existence of even a single person at that time who knew right from wrong means that any person who didn’t has no excuse.
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
> It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy.

-- Bill Hicks

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB7S...
I Try To Quit Smoking in 3 Days
YouTube video by BuzzFeedVideo
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 7:22 AM