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Johann Lau
@johannlau.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I'm too stupid to prove I'm human LMAO

it's honestly a skill issue, I cannot get in

but I also can't stop laughing so there's that ^^
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
image by Made, 1996

32 colors!
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
from Twitter

no credit because fuck Twitter
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Here's what I wrote about Trump on January 25th 2016, before his first election. I'm not saying this is super insightful, just that women and children don't have speshul insights.

More importantly, the Dems rested on not being Trump. That is NOT good enough, and it handed the election to Trump.
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Biden promised one term, and then they lied about him being senile. Then at the last moment they've got a candidate that's condescending and promises to "stay the course" -- the one people are SICK TO DEATH WITH.

No: Listen to Mamdami.

There are women and even children who can understand this:
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
November 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"Sam Taking A Selfie With Her Robot Called Tom" by Facet, 1st in the Decrunch 2023 Amiga Pixel GFX competition

Only 32 colors! I miss pixel art so much. The beautiful kind I mean, not the "pixelated ugly indie game with square particles" kind.
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
lol & mowl & nie wieder ein Produkt von HP
October 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
sure thing
October 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The crucially important "ideas" in entertainment on Netflix et al, of which there are none. gOoD fOR YoU.
September 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Nepper. Schlepper, Bauernfänger
September 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I LOL'd
September 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I was going to link to the most wholesome thing on the interwebs but apparently it no longer exists, I tried all permutations :(
September 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
awwwwwww
September 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
"Wer seinen Frust kundtat und Anerkennung für die eigene Situation suchte, wurde mit langen Faktenchecks über Fluchtmigration ruhiggestellt."

Die Werbung dazu:
September 3, 2025 at 9:44 AM
A total rug pull at the expense of users, including user-hostile design and making it seem like it's opt-in when it's really on by default.

I am so shocked! I would never ever have seen this coming in a million years.
August 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Why can't I find the lyrics for this anywhere on the web?
August 27, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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August 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
much pro

such trustworthiness
July 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM