Joe Woodward
@joewoodward.bsky.social
BLM, ACAB, Land Back, Fucks Lawns, Unironically Praise The Sun, Fuck a Landlord, etc, etc
Sepsis of the gooch
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Sepsis of the gooch
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"slut ERA" i whisper, as i stick hentai stickers on blocks of high explosive for my tank
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"slut ERA" i whisper, as i stick hentai stickers on blocks of high explosive for my tank
I want this country to burrrrrn
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I want this country to burrrrrn
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A guy makes ONE tiny mistake (has a years-long friendship with the world's worst sex trafficker; brags about sexually harassing colleagues; is racist; says women are stupid) and his whole LIFE is blown up (does slightly fewer speaking engagements; keeps teaching at #1 university)??!?!?!?!?!
So Harvard is keeping this guy, but Claudine Gay had to step down over ginned up plagiarism accusations and bad-faith accusations of anti-Semitism.
Got it.
Got it.
Larry Summers tells @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
A guy makes ONE tiny mistake (has a years-long friendship with the world's worst sex trafficker; brags about sexually harassing colleagues; is racist; says women are stupid) and his whole LIFE is blown up (does slightly fewer speaking engagements; keeps teaching at #1 university)??!?!?!?!?!
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November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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even freaks have limits
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
even freaks have limits
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In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5.
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
Sanford grandfather, born in refugee camp, nabbed by ICE after 70 years in U.S.
Paul Bojerski never gained official residency, but he checked in regularly with ICE for years. Then in July, at age 79, he was detained and sent to Alligator Alcatraz.
www.orlandosentinel.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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call an ambulance but for me
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
call an ambulance but for me
I just wanted to make a joke about hydrostatic equilibrium, and now there's nerds in my comments trying to explain to me what happens when a star dies, which isn't even what I was talking about
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I just wanted to make a joke about hydrostatic equilibrium, and now there's nerds in my comments trying to explain to me what happens when a star dies, which isn't even what I was talking about
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Hey the Nazis did this to my grandparents so this sounds cool @teamlabouruk.bsky.social
The Sun has been told Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood will on Monday propose confiscating jewellery, watches, necklaces from asylum seekers to meet asylum costs
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Hey the Nazis did this to my grandparents so this sounds cool @teamlabouruk.bsky.social
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Sir, please stay on topic, this is your requested biweekly update on “android fuckability“
November 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Sir, please stay on topic, this is your requested biweekly update on “android fuckability“
Can you imagine being the guy that works for elon musk that has to explain to him through gritted teeth once or twice a week while musk is blasted on ketamine, that "no, they still can't make an actual ironman suit, sir"
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Can you imagine being the guy that works for elon musk that has to explain to him through gritted teeth once or twice a week while musk is blasted on ketamine, that "no, they still can't make an actual ironman suit, sir"
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Guy who noticeably stinks: actually studies have shown there’s no health benefit to hot showers. They‘re bad for you
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Guy who noticeably stinks: actually studies have shown there’s no health benefit to hot showers. They‘re bad for you
I gotta be honest I find david duchovny very uncomfortable to look at
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I gotta be honest I find david duchovny very uncomfortable to look at
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working at the nyt
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
working at the nyt
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
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"This isn't the America I know."
Black people:
Black people:
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"This isn't the America I know."
Black people:
Black people:
In Digimon: The movie (2000), Greymon tells Tai that his name is Greymon now, and not Coromon. Tai says "you can be whoever you want, big guy", and that's because Tai Kamiya is an ally.
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
In Digimon: The movie (2000), Greymon tells Tai that his name is Greymon now, and not Coromon. Tai says "you can be whoever you want, big guy", and that's because Tai Kamiya is an ally.
lol
Purchase IS owning.
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
lol
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
"The Smash Mouth song from Shrek?"
"No, you heathen, the Smash Mouth song from Digimon: The Movie"
"No, you heathen, the Smash Mouth song from Digimon: The Movie"
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"The Smash Mouth song from Shrek?"
"No, you heathen, the Smash Mouth song from Digimon: The Movie"
"No, you heathen, the Smash Mouth song from Digimon: The Movie"
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
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It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
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McALESTER, Okla. (AP) — Oklahoma governor spares life of death row inmate Tremane Wood just before scheduled lethal injection.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
McALESTER, Okla. (AP) — Oklahoma governor spares life of death row inmate Tremane Wood just before scheduled lethal injection.