Ok? And then he denies the release because he asked for investigations in to it, or he alters whatever goes out.

I would never run in to a burning building to save a late night jimmy

my point was that it was a star in hydrostatic equilibrium which requires outward pressure from its own nuclear fusion

The audacity of something held together by it's own nuclear explosions telling me to adjust my shades

Sir, please stay on topic, this is your requested biweekly update on “android fuckability“

the venn diagram of "dudes bragging about having the cleanest genitals in the world online" and "has been to the hospital for epididymo-orchitis" is a singular point in space and time that overlaps so hard it contains time and space itself

Guy with super fucking dry skin and a red face: hot showers are dope

everything is mostly clean, everything is gucci

I do a 180 to the towel rack and get a quick dink wipe before I crawl back to bed

Alright now hear me out, occasionally I master roshi my way to the toilet at 3am, and then saunter back to bed half asleep having never moved my arms. I don't think I've harmed anybody.