Joe Woodward
@joewoodward.bsky.social
BLM, ACAB, Land Back, Fucks Lawns, Unironically Praise The Sun, Fuck a Landlord, etc, etc
Alright now hear me out, occasionally I master roshi my way to the toilet at 3am, and then saunter back to bed half asleep having never moved my arms. I don't think I've harmed anybody.
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Alright now hear me out, occasionally I master roshi my way to the toilet at 3am, and then saunter back to bed half asleep having never moved my arms. I don't think I've harmed anybody.
someone find this person in the watkins jersey so I can high five them
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
someone find this person in the watkins jersey so I can high five them
Pinnacle aesthetics were reached long ago.
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Pinnacle aesthetics were reached long ago.
ehlers danlos and violins be damned, I will learn thee
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
ehlers danlos and violins be damned, I will learn thee
The Ghost of St. Patrick's Day Past:
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The Ghost of St. Patrick's Day Past:
Can you imagine being a grown ass man, heated and upset, because you can smell mustard
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Can you imagine being a grown ass man, heated and upset, because you can smell mustard
somehow that is also correct
October 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
somehow that is also correct
can you teach your nose to do this
October 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
can you teach your nose to do this
wife: this is broken
me looking at the duct tape, rubber bands, toothpicks, and screw bucket
me looking at the duct tape, rubber bands, toothpicks, and screw bucket
October 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
wife: this is broken
me looking at the duct tape, rubber bands, toothpicks, and screw bucket
me looking at the duct tape, rubber bands, toothpicks, and screw bucket
strong correlation between dads that dressed like this and the ability to determine all forms of household movement by an individuals footsteps
October 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
strong correlation between dads that dressed like this and the ability to determine all forms of household movement by an individuals footsteps
me looking through modern anime
October 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
me looking through modern anime
every fucking time
October 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
every fucking time
one up and I will break out the cherry picker on god
October 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
one up and I will break out the cherry picker on god
sorry to say, but the new Gekkomon simply has none of the swagger or charisma of the original Gekomon
October 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
sorry to say, but the new Gekkomon simply has none of the swagger or charisma of the original Gekomon
Another A-list crammed copaganda film? Daring today aren't we
September 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Another A-list crammed copaganda film? Daring today aren't we
10 years ago this guy arrested in Aspen for snorting coke off a park bench in front of two cops then saying "of course there's cocaine up my nose this is aspen!" and I think about him all the time
September 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
10 years ago this guy arrested in Aspen for snorting coke off a park bench in front of two cops then saying "of course there's cocaine up my nose this is aspen!" and I think about him all the time
