Rian Johnson Muppet Movie (2027)
@joedobner.bsky.social
floats like an anchor, stings like a moth. he/him with occasional hee/haw
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Look what we’ve done America. We’ve gone and made Weird Al angry
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Look what we’ve done America. We’ve gone and made Weird Al angry
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An employer payroll tax for high-earners is a policy #WaLeg must pass to provide critical funding for WA communities & to fight harmful federal funding cuts. (➡️ B&PC's Emily V drops some knowledge in this article!) @emv4.bsky.social @organizewithshaun.bsky.social www.thestranger.com/news/2025/12...
Rep. Shaun Scott Wants to Fight Trump Cuts with a Statewide Payroll Tax
Scott introduced a small package of bills to make up for the cuts in Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill,” but the “Well Washington Fund” is the centerpiece. The payroll tax is s...
www.thestranger.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
An employer payroll tax for high-earners is a policy #WaLeg must pass to provide critical funding for WA communities & to fight harmful federal funding cuts. (➡️ B&PC's Emily V drops some knowledge in this article!) @emv4.bsky.social @organizewithshaun.bsky.social www.thestranger.com/news/2025/12...
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
AI dorks are really not beating the "we want to create God then ask Him for money" allegations
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
AI dorks are really not beating the "we want to create God then ask Him for money" allegations
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
Ultra-realistic automatons that look, sound, and act like the real being they're modeled after is the Great Filter in the Drake equation.
All intelligent biological species in the universe that advance past this point either die out or become Space Amish.
All intelligent biological species in the universe that advance past this point either die out or become Space Amish.
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Ultra-realistic automatons that look, sound, and act like the real being they're modeled after is the Great Filter in the Drake equation.
All intelligent biological species in the universe that advance past this point either die out or become Space Amish.
All intelligent biological species in the universe that advance past this point either die out or become Space Amish.
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Today I'm calling on @governorferguson.bsky.social to declare a state of emergency: the expiration of SNAP benefits for nearly one million Washingtonians will be a disaster for the health of many, and for the economic health of the state. We must join other state governments and act swiftly.
October 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Today I'm calling on @governorferguson.bsky.social to declare a state of emergency: the expiration of SNAP benefits for nearly one million Washingtonians will be a disaster for the health of many, and for the economic health of the state. We must join other state governments and act swiftly.
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Very important to not fall for the feigned helplessness of neoliberals in control of blue state governments:
Fully administering food stamps would cost Washington at most 1% of its entire budget, and I have to believe it’d be even less for New York, California, Illinois, et al.
Fully administering food stamps would cost Washington at most 1% of its entire budget, and I have to believe it’d be even less for New York, California, Illinois, et al.
It kind of boggles my mind that Gov. Ferguson hasn’t done this yet? Seems like a very easy call to be able to free up other funds to support SNAP recipients.
Today I'm calling on @governorferguson.bsky.social to declare a state of emergency: the expiration of SNAP benefits for nearly one million Washingtonians will be a disaster for the health of many, and for the economic health of the state. We must join other state governments and act swiftly.
October 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Very important to not fall for the feigned helplessness of neoliberals in control of blue state governments:
Fully administering food stamps would cost Washington at most 1% of its entire budget, and I have to believe it’d be even less for New York, California, Illinois, et al.
Fully administering food stamps would cost Washington at most 1% of its entire budget, and I have to believe it’d be even less for New York, California, Illinois, et al.
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War is an abstract concept to many Americans. They view it through a media lens that presents it as exciting and honorable, rather than ugly and sad.
October 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
War is an abstract concept to many Americans. They view it through a media lens that presents it as exciting and honorable, rather than ugly and sad.
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"You fucked up and lead your unit into an ambush" is never met with "why don't criticize the enemy, who were *shooting at us* instead?!" because certain things are implicit.
October 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"You fucked up and lead your unit into an ambush" is never met with "why don't criticize the enemy, who were *shooting at us* instead?!" because certain things are implicit.
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you've been hit by
you've been struck by
a huge vehicle
you've been struck by
a huge vehicle
March 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
you've been hit by
you've been struck by
a huge vehicle
you've been struck by
a huge vehicle
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TRON Burgundy (1976)
August 5, 2024 at 1:25 AM
TRON Burgundy (1976)
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Shohei's reaction to the boos, lol.
October 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Shohei's reaction to the boos, lol.
Somebody check under Skattebo's helmet for a rat pulling his hair.
Damn that thing ran a 4.30 40 dash. Elusive. Jerry jones already has it in camp
October 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Somebody check under Skattebo's helmet for a rat pulling his hair.
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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It probably saved Pete Hegseth's life that they didn't make these when he was deployed
October 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It probably saved Pete Hegseth's life that they didn't make these when he was deployed
MAGAtron
Just like Megatron except the P-38 he transforms into has the "original markings"
Just like Megatron except the P-38 he transforms into has the "original markings"
October 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
MAGAtron
Just like Megatron except the P-38 he transforms into has the "original markings"
Just like Megatron except the P-38 he transforms into has the "original markings"
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On the 4th day of #Orbachtober, an oil painting in traditional Orbachtober colors.
October 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
On the 4th day of #Orbachtober, an oil painting in traditional Orbachtober colors.
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ICE was always operating on discriminatory policies, the Roberts Court has simply given them carte blanche in the manner of the Fugitive Slave Law
In which a top US Border Patrol official, incredibly, tells my tall and Anglo colleague @chipmitchell1.bsky.social that he's not the type they're looking for as they go about downtown Chicago arresting people based on "how they look"
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Feds in military gear flood downtown Chicago; top border official says arrests based on 'how they look'
The immigration agents were spotted making arrests in downtown Chicago and River North neighborhood early Sunday.
chicago.suntimes.com
September 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
ICE was always operating on discriminatory policies, the Roberts Court has simply given them carte blanche in the manner of the Fugitive Slave Law
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Okatsuka posted the censorship rules for the controversial comedy festival, noting how many "You can’t say anything anymore!" comedians have signed on.
www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...
www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...
Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka posts contract after turning down Riyadh Comedy Festival
Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka posts contract after turning down Riyadh Comedy Festival
www.avclub.com
September 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Okatsuka posted the censorship rules for the controversial comedy festival, noting how many "You can’t say anything anymore!" comedians have signed on.
www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...
www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...
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We can't pay Americans to do farm labor, but we sure as hell can give them SUVs, guns, and signing bonuses to kidnap and falsely imprison farm workers
September 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
We can't pay Americans to do farm labor, but we sure as hell can give them SUVs, guns, and signing bonuses to kidnap and falsely imprison farm workers
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bear: rawr rawr rawr rawr
rawr rawr rawr rawr
rawr rawr rawr rawr
me: this bear's repeating
rawr rawr rawr rawr
rawr rawr rawr rawr
me: this bear's repeating
September 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
bear: rawr rawr rawr rawr
rawr rawr rawr rawr
rawr rawr rawr rawr
me: this bear's repeating
rawr rawr rawr rawr
rawr rawr rawr rawr
me: this bear's repeating
Reptilian, orange, hoards wealth, impossibly ancient, demands young maidens to satiate his appetite, obsessed with gold, breathes fire.
Nah, we got a pretty good idea of the dragon.
Nah, we got a pretty good idea of the dragon.
White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller at the Kirk memorial: “You have no idea the dragon you have awakaned.
“We will save this civilization and the West.”
“We will save this civilization and the West.”
September 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Reptilian, orange, hoards wealth, impossibly ancient, demands young maidens to satiate his appetite, obsessed with gold, breathes fire.
Nah, we got a pretty good idea of the dragon.
Nah, we got a pretty good idea of the dragon.