John Newfry
@jnewfry.bsky.social
Enjoyer of films, scotch, baseball, solar panels, a good dog, a grumpy cat, @gnewfry and surprisingly, mowing my Chicago Bungalow’s lawn.
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Lots of people comparing Senate Democrats to Charlie Brown trying to kick the football, but that analogy only works in a version where Lucy has told Charlie Brown she's going to pull it away, and also that afterwards she's going to have Snoopy executed in a foreign prison
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Lots of people comparing Senate Democrats to Charlie Brown trying to kick the football, but that analogy only works in a version where Lucy has told Charlie Brown she's going to pull it away, and also that afterwards she's going to have Snoopy executed in a foreign prison
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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Happy National Sandwich Day
November 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Happy National Sandwich Day
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Life hack: You can cross things off your to-do list even if you haven't done them. Nobody checks.
November 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Life hack: You can cross things off your to-do list even if you haven't done them. Nobody checks.
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
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November 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers
November 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers
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"That one banner of Shōhei Ohtani eating an onigiri that's in front of every FamilyMart"
(the banner reads: "I was born in a country that has delicious rice balls")
x.com/dailyportalz...
(the banner reads: "I was born in a country that has delicious rice balls")
x.com/dailyportalz...
November 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"That one banner of Shōhei Ohtani eating an onigiri that's in front of every FamilyMart"
(the banner reads: "I was born in a country that has delicious rice balls")
x.com/dailyportalz...
(the banner reads: "I was born in a country that has delicious rice balls")
x.com/dailyportalz...
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November 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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"Person who, upon finding out a guest is allergic to sesame dressing, sprints to the FamilyMart to buy a replacement, and then pauses to catch their breath at the traffic light on the way back"
x.com/dailyportalz...
x.com/dailyportalz...
November 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
"Person who, upon finding out a guest is allergic to sesame dressing, sprints to the FamilyMart to buy a replacement, and then pauses to catch their breath at the traffic light on the way back"
x.com/dailyportalz...
x.com/dailyportalz...
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November 2, 2025 at 9:47 AM
We’ve had a lot more trick or treaters than usual. Nice to see the city telling ICE to suck eggs.
November 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We’ve had a lot more trick or treaters than usual. Nice to see the city telling ICE to suck eggs.
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Trolling each other since 1054
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Trolling each other since 1054
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Louvre robbery. French police release image of suspect.
October 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Louvre robbery. French police release image of suspect.
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Alex Jones was wrong, frogs weren't turning gay, they were turning antifa.
October 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Alex Jones was wrong, frogs weren't turning gay, they were turning antifa.
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The AI Ken Burns special on the Portland War is going to be amazing
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
October 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The AI Ken Burns special on the Portland War is going to be amazing
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“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
October 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
Last week was cool, so we’re doing it again!
October 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Last week was cool, so we’re doing it again!
@lefttheprairie.bsky.social just heard a whistle kind of off your way and saw some vans and cops rolling down Sunnyside. Did you see anything?
October 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
@lefttheprairie.bsky.social just heard a whistle kind of off your way and saw some vans and cops rolling down Sunnyside. Did you see anything?
Someone beat me to this spot, but I added a few more.
October 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Someone beat me to this spot, but I added a few more.
Godspeed You! Black Emperor was exactly what I was hoping for. Like 8 songs in 2 hours 🤘🏻
September 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Godspeed You! Black Emperor was exactly what I was hoping for. Like 8 songs in 2 hours 🤘🏻
Out at a cemetery watching bands, as one does.
September 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Out at a cemetery watching bands, as one does.