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John Newfry
@jnewfry.bsky.social
Enjoyer of films, scotch, baseball, solar panels, a good dog, a grumpy cat, @gnewfry and surprisingly, mowing my Chicago Bungalow’s lawn.
They had to unplug Rudolph’s red nose (and all the other lights).
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I got stuck on it on the blue line one year where they didn’t have enough power to go up hill out of the subway to above ground near wicker park.

I’ve also randomly commuted on it on the brown line a couple times.

All dumb luck.
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Ain’t time travel grand?
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It’s Dude Where’s my Car, right?
November 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Nice. I’m going Sunday. I dig that record!
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Snocaps (the Crutchfield sisters and MJ Lenderman) are at Thalia Hall that Sunday.
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Maybe he got tired of being confused with @briantallerico.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My work password has to be between 8-12, have no special characters, and no consecutive numbers. It’s a horror show.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
But how will people get a room full of free furniture from The Room Place? Or see Billy Corgan do show tunes with a clown? Or a sad on air proposal? Won’t somebody think of the New Years garbage traditions?
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Concussion.
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Please please please please.
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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"That one banner of Shōhei Ohtani eating an onigiri that's in front of every FamilyMart"

(the banner reads: "I was born in a country that has delicious rice balls")

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November 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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"Person waiting for a friend to finish tying their shoes"

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November 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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"Person who, upon finding out a guest is allergic to sesame dressing, sprints to the FamilyMart to buy a replacement, and then pauses to catch their breath at the traffic light on the way back"

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November 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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"Person who received an important call right when they were about to eat"

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November 2, 2025 at 9:47 AM