Janne M. Korhonen
jmkorhonen.fi
Janne M. Korhonen
@jmkorhonen.fi
Unjust society is unsustainable -> democracy is non-negotiable.

Sustainability transition & modeling circular economy @ Finnish Environmental Institute (Syke) as a profession; defence of Finland and democracy as a hobby.
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A #MEGATHREAD : my threads about #Defence of #Finland & #NATO 's Northern/Eastern Flank.

Bits of #History, #SecurityPolicy & #Strategy too - and archived Twitter threads from my archival account (@jmkorhonen-twitter.bsky.social), so you don't have to go to the Bad Place.

In somewhat random order.
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DAS müsst ihr lesen. Wirklich.

Das einzige was zu meinem Glück fehlt sind Kleinstgewerbilis.
So I just learned about the 1986 airplane hijacking attempt in #Oulu, #Finland, and now you too are going to. Because I burst out laughing in a train reading about it.

It has:
✔️beer (lots)!
✔️hijinks!
✔️weird occult Nazis!
✔️✔️✔️"HYPNOTIC-MAGNETIC GAZE!"

Why oh why this isn't a movie yet! (a THREAD.)
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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Pitää siirtää aliupseereille tuo homma, jotta saadaan

vastatykistömaalinosoitustutkakalusto-järjestelmäinsinööri-erikoisaliupseerioppilaskorpraali.
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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Honestly, "loons can be dangerous" is one of the chief lessons of our time.
February 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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Saved for later
So I just learned about the 1986 airplane hijacking attempt in #Oulu, #Finland, and now you too are going to. Because I burst out laughing in a train reading about it.

It has:
✔️beer (lots)!
✔️hijinks!
✔️weird occult Nazis!
✔️✔️✔️"HYPNOTIC-MAGNETIC GAZE!"

Why oh why this isn't a movie yet! (a THREAD.)
February 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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Thread 👀😂🔫📰🗞
So I just learned about the 1986 airplane hijacking attempt in #Oulu, #Finland, and now you too are going to. Because I burst out laughing in a train reading about it.

It has:
✔️beer (lots)!
✔️hijinks!
✔️weird occult Nazis!
✔️✔️✔️"HYPNOTIC-MAGNETIC GAZE!"

Why oh why this isn't a movie yet! (a THREAD.)
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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“Hijacking attempt in Finland” … “it has beer (lots)”

I’m going to be honest that one felt like a given lol
February 10, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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Everyone in the world should read this thread!
So I just learned about the 1986 airplane hijacking attempt in #Oulu, #Finland, and now you too are going to. Because I burst out laughing in a train reading about it.

It has:
✔️beer (lots)!
✔️hijinks!
✔️weird occult Nazis!
✔️✔️✔️"HYPNOTIC-MAGNETIC GAZE!"

Why oh why this isn't a movie yet! (a THREAD.)
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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Wie kann eine Story bitte bei jedem dritten Satz noch abgedrehter werden als sie schon war?

Beste Geschichte, die ich seit sehr sehr sehr langer Zeit gelesen habe. 😅
So I just learned about the 1986 airplane hijacking attempt in #Oulu, #Finland, and now you too are going to. Because I burst out laughing in a train reading about it.

It has:
✔️beer (lots)!
✔️hijinks!
✔️weird occult Nazis!
✔️✔️✔️"HYPNOTIC-MAGNETIC GAZE!"

Why oh why this isn't a movie yet! (a THREAD.)
February 10, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Well one time I munched through half a kilogram of apothecary’s salmiakki and didn’t turn Nazi, only felt funny from blood pressure and my pee came out in neon yellow-green for a while
Thread suggesting rather strongly that there may be an upper limit to how much salty liquorice the human frame may safely ingest.
So I just learned about the 1986 airplane hijacking attempt in #Oulu, #Finland, and now you too are going to. Because I burst out laughing in a train reading about it.

It has:
✔️beer (lots)!
✔️hijinks!
✔️weird occult Nazis!
✔️✔️✔️"HYPNOTIC-MAGNETIC GAZE!"

Why oh why this isn't a movie yet! (a THREAD.)
February 10, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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OK, we need a film script about the drunk occult Nazi hijack attempt in Janne's thread. It almost writes itself.
So I just learned about the 1986 airplane hijacking attempt in #Oulu, #Finland, and now you too are going to. Because I burst out laughing in a train reading about it.

It has:
✔️beer (lots)!
✔️hijinks!
✔️weird occult Nazis!
✔️✔️✔️"HYPNOTIC-MAGNETIC GAZE!"

Why oh why this isn't a movie yet! (a THREAD.)
February 10, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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Thread suggesting rather strongly that there may be an upper limit to how much salty liquorice the human frame may safely ingest.
So I just learned about the 1986 airplane hijacking attempt in #Oulu, #Finland, and now you too are going to. Because I burst out laughing in a train reading about it.

It has:
✔️beer (lots)!
✔️hijinks!
✔️weird occult Nazis!
✔️✔️✔️"HYPNOTIC-MAGNETIC GAZE!"

Why oh why this isn't a movie yet! (a THREAD.)
February 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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One from the dangerous idiots department I wasn't aware of until today.
So I just learned about the 1986 airplane hijacking attempt in #Oulu, #Finland, and now you too are going to. Because I burst out laughing in a train reading about it.

It has:
✔️beer (lots)!
✔️hijinks!
✔️weird occult Nazis!
✔️✔️✔️"HYPNOTIC-MAGNETIC GAZE!"

Why oh why this isn't a movie yet! (a THREAD.)
February 10, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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Tämä on kyllä syvää taidetta alusta keskiosan kautta loppuun.
So I just learned about the 1986 airplane hijacking attempt in #Oulu, #Finland, and now you too are going to. Because I burst out laughing in a train reading about it.

It has:
✔️beer (lots)!
✔️hijinks!
✔️weird occult Nazis!
✔️✔️✔️"HYPNOTIC-MAGNETIC GAZE!"

Why oh why this isn't a movie yet! (a THREAD.)
February 10, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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Jos kaipaat huutonauruja tähän(kin) päivään:
So I just learned about the 1986 airplane hijacking attempt in #Oulu, #Finland, and now you too are going to. Because I burst out laughing in a train reading about it.

It has:
✔️beer (lots)!
✔️hijinks!
✔️weird occult Nazis!
✔️✔️✔️"HYPNOTIC-MAGNETIC GAZE!"

Why oh why this isn't a movie yet! (a THREAD.)
February 10, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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Oh this looks extremely promising...
So I just learned about the 1986 airplane hijacking attempt in #Oulu, #Finland, and now you too are going to. Because I burst out laughing in a train reading about it.

It has:
✔️beer (lots)!
✔️hijinks!
✔️weird occult Nazis!
✔️✔️✔️"HYPNOTIC-MAGNETIC GAZE!"

Why oh why this isn't a movie yet! (a THREAD.)
February 10, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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I urge you read the following thread till its very end. It's gold.
So I just learned about the 1986 airplane hijacking attempt in #Oulu, #Finland, and now you too are going to. Because I burst out laughing in a train reading about it.

It has:
✔️beer (lots)!
✔️hijinks!
✔️weird occult Nazis!
✔️✔️✔️"HYPNOTIC-MAGNETIC GAZE!"

Why oh why this isn't a movie yet! (a THREAD.)
February 10, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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Only Finns could be this daft. The greatest attempt at an airliner hijacking EVER using a starter pistol and the "hypnotic-magnetic gaze" as your weapons of choice. Yup, only Finns could do this. Funny but ultimately sad (since obviously they were mentally ill) but fuck them they were nazis.
So I just learned about the 1986 airplane hijacking attempt in #Oulu, #Finland, and now you too are going to. Because I burst out laughing in a train reading about it.

It has:
✔️beer (lots)!
✔️hijinks!
✔️weird occult Nazis!
✔️✔️✔️"HYPNOTIC-MAGNETIC GAZE!"

Why oh why this isn't a movie yet! (a THREAD.)
February 10, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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What a story!
So I just learned about the 1986 airplane hijacking attempt in #Oulu, #Finland, and now you too are going to. Because I burst out laughing in a train reading about it.

It has:
✔️beer (lots)!
✔️hijinks!
✔️weird occult Nazis!
✔️✔️✔️"HYPNOTIC-MAGNETIC GAZE!"

Why oh why this isn't a movie yet! (a THREAD.)
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Fabulous thread! Pure gold.
So I just learned about the 1986 airplane hijacking attempt in #Oulu, #Finland, and now you too are going to. Because I burst out laughing in a train reading about it.

It has:
✔️beer (lots)!
✔️hijinks!
✔️weird occult Nazis!
✔️✔️✔️"HYPNOTIC-MAGNETIC GAZE!"

Why oh why this isn't a movie yet! (a THREAD.)
February 10, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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Thats one wild ride.
So I just learned about the 1986 airplane hijacking attempt in #Oulu, #Finland, and now you too are going to. Because I burst out laughing in a train reading about it.

It has:
✔️beer (lots)!
✔️hijinks!
✔️weird occult Nazis!
✔️✔️✔️"HYPNOTIC-MAGNETIC GAZE!"

Why oh why this isn't a movie yet! (a THREAD.)
February 10, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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"Two of my present students, Pekka Siitoin of Turku and Vesa-Matti Loiri of Helsinki".
February 10, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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One interesting detail about Pekka Siitoin is that before he radicalized, he hanged out with Aino Kassinen and one another famous star that hanged out in same group back then was Vesku Loiri.

As far as I know, they munched magic mushrooms a lot back then.
Kun tämä selvänäkijä ennusti, jopa päättäjiä alkoi kiinnostaa – kuinka Aino Kassisesta tuli julkkisennustaja?
Mitä yhteistä on uusnatsilla, Vesa-Matti Loirilla ja Tampereen Näsinneulalla? Vastaus on: eläkeikäisenä valtakunnan julkisuuteen noussut selvänäkijä Aino Kassinen.
yle.fi
February 10, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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Tulisipa aika jolloin puhuisimme reiluudesta, hyvyydestä, tasa-arvosta, emme kapitalismista tai sosialismista. Jälkimmäisiin kun voidaan liittää mitä tahansa arvoja, edellisiin ei muita kuin mitä ne itse merkitsevät.

Toki nykyään valkoistakin voidaan väittää mustaksi ja joku senkin uskoo.
Today’s discussions reminded me that this is a very good read.

It’s better to struggle against the creeping fascism with any allies instead of none.

miniver.blogspot.com/2025/06/dumb...
Against Dumb Antiliberal Leftist Antifascism
Personal blog of Jonathan Korman
miniver.blogspot.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 AM
So I just learned about the 1986 airplane hijacking attempt in #Oulu, #Finland, and now you too are going to. Because I burst out laughing in a train reading about it.

It has:
✔️beer (lots)!
✔️hijinks!
✔️weird occult Nazis!
✔️✔️✔️"HYPNOTIC-MAGNETIC GAZE!"

Why oh why this isn't a movie yet! (a THREAD.)
February 10, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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huge fan of this frostpunk achievement
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 PM