Johannes
@jkbecker.net
Anyways, I’m @jkbecker@infosec.exchange on Mastodon.
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I was so busy this week, I completely missed The Rapture
September 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I was so busy this week, I completely missed The Rapture
It really only takes one trip flying American to remind oneself again to avoid flying American
July 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It really only takes one trip flying American to remind oneself again to avoid flying American
Enjoying the view from my “window” seat in the only row that they chose not to put one
April 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Enjoying the view from my “window” seat in the only row that they chose not to put one
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einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter:
(1) your haters are trash
(2) you’re a baller, a true queen
(3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️
(1) your haters are trash
(2) you’re a baller, a true queen
(3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️
June 27, 2024 at 2:17 PM
einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter:
(1) your haters are trash
(2) you’re a baller, a true queen
(3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️
(1) your haters are trash
(2) you’re a baller, a true queen
(3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️
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It's amazing that Russia was able to take control of the U.S. before it could take control of Ukraine.
March 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
It's amazing that Russia was able to take control of the U.S. before it could take control of Ukraine.
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You: Oh my god the house is on fire!
Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,
Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,
March 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You: Oh my god the house is on fire!
Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,
Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,
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“We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests.” -FDR, 1941
February 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
“We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests.” -FDR, 1941
Yes, Tom, yes you did.
“.. I don’t like the turbulence. I don’t like the chaos in the market,” said Paul Bisson, a 58-year-old, who .. voted for Trump. “That will make the economy worse, and that’s not what we signed up for.”
@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/economy/cons...
@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/economy/cons...
February 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Yes, Tom, yes you did.
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Hi! Are you on Medicaid and were you essentially turned away from the ER by being told that it isn't clear that you care would be covered due to Medicaid portal issues? Email me at jmetraux@motherjones.com
January 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Hi! Are you on Medicaid and were you essentially turned away from the ER by being told that it isn't clear that you care would be covered due to Medicaid portal issues? Email me at jmetraux@motherjones.com
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Speaking of healthcare. Let's make @bsky.app the platform that fights misinformation. Some great follows are @drsusanoliver.bsky.social @jsm2334.bsky.social @therealtruther.bsky.social
Let's get them more followers and engagement than other platforms and let health science accounts find a home
Let's get them more followers and engagement than other platforms and let health science accounts find a home
January 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Speaking of healthcare. Let's make @bsky.app the platform that fights misinformation. Some great follows are @drsusanoliver.bsky.social @jsm2334.bsky.social @therealtruther.bsky.social
Let's get them more followers and engagement than other platforms and let health science accounts find a home
Let's get them more followers and engagement than other platforms and let health science accounts find a home
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Time line cleanse. Wow! 🥰
That first full view you get of the Tetons hits so hard. 🌄
January 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Time line cleanse. Wow! 🥰
What’s a good Amazon alternative for office supplies?
January 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
What’s a good Amazon alternative for office supplies?
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Pin this, save it, we’ll need it.
“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
January 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Pin this, save it, we’ll need it.
“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
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Don't know who said it first but it bears repeating—if you really don't think what Musk repeatedly did was a Nazi salute, please record yourself doing that exact thing and post it across all social media, and make sure your employer sees it.
Oh...is that awkward gesture too much now? Interesting.
Oh...is that awkward gesture too much now? Interesting.
January 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Don't know who said it first but it bears repeating—if you really don't think what Musk repeatedly did was a Nazi salute, please record yourself doing that exact thing and post it across all social media, and make sure your employer sees it.
Oh...is that awkward gesture too much now? Interesting.
Oh...is that awkward gesture too much now? Interesting.
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“We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.”
- Dr. Martin Luther King
- Dr. Martin Luther King
January 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
“We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.”
- Dr. Martin Luther King
- Dr. Martin Luther King
lmao
Lauren Sanchez is, at this moment, the most powerful person on Earth:
—She deploys her formidable skills to bag #4 (The Zuck);
—Priscilla Chan gets half META’s voting shares;
—Mental health, trust in institutions, comity of man all skyrocket.
Lauren is the leader we need.
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—She deploys her formidable skills to bag #4 (The Zuck);
—Priscilla Chan gets half META’s voting shares;
—Mental health, trust in institutions, comity of man all skyrocket.
Lauren is the leader we need.
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January 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
lmao
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Even though most of us will probably never lead the charge, we all have a vital role to play in this battle before us.
"Be a bush if you can't be a tree. If you can't be a highway, just be a trail. If you can't be a sun, be a star." ~ MLK
"Be a bush if you can't be a tree. If you can't be a highway, just be a trail. If you can't be a sun, be a star." ~ MLK
January 20, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Even though most of us will probably never lead the charge, we all have a vital role to play in this battle before us.
"Be a bush if you can't be a tree. If you can't be a highway, just be a trail. If you can't be a sun, be a star." ~ MLK
"Be a bush if you can't be a tree. If you can't be a highway, just be a trail. If you can't be a sun, be a star." ~ MLK
Well, he did call it spyware and he did call it fantastic as a tool for Trump. There is no contradiction there
January 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Well, he did call it spyware and he did call it fantastic as a tool for Trump. There is no contradiction there
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Hey everyone, hope you're staying warm. Here’s a quick update as we prepare for tonight's storm in Boston.🧵
We're expecting 6–8 inches of snow and wind chills below zero.
Property owners: clear your sidewalks. The cold snap could last through next week. Snow that isn’t cleared will freeze over.
We're expecting 6–8 inches of snow and wind chills below zero.
Property owners: clear your sidewalks. The cold snap could last through next week. Snow that isn’t cleared will freeze over.
January 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hey everyone, hope you're staying warm. Here’s a quick update as we prepare for tonight's storm in Boston.🧵
We're expecting 6–8 inches of snow and wind chills below zero.
Property owners: clear your sidewalks. The cold snap could last through next week. Snow that isn’t cleared will freeze over.
We're expecting 6–8 inches of snow and wind chills below zero.
Property owners: clear your sidewalks. The cold snap could last through next week. Snow that isn’t cleared will freeze over.
Ah, the circus is back in town setting up for the next four years
Donald Trump proposes US government acquire half of TikTok, which thanks him and restores service
Donald Trump proposes US government acquire half of TikTok, which thanks him and restores service
Incoming president promises to allow ongoing operations for 90 days just as made-in-China app started to go dark
US president-elect Donald Trump appears to have proposed the government he will soon lead should acquire half of made-in-China social…
dlvr.it
January 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Ah, the circus is back in town setting up for the next four years
Love how Biden suddenly identifies a problem that he could have done something about 25, 19, 16, 12, or 3 years ago
January 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Love how Biden suddenly identifies a problem that he could have done something about 25, 19, 16, 12, or 3 years ago
@pivotpod.bsky.social @profgalloway.com calling the Panama Canal insignificant because it only makes $5b is ridiculous… it “makes” that much because $280 billion of goods flow through it (or not, if someone malicious were to control it)
January 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
@pivotpod.bsky.social @profgalloway.com calling the Panama Canal insignificant because it only makes $5b is ridiculous… it “makes” that much because $280 billion of goods flow through it (or not, if someone malicious were to control it)
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You will see many important ways to help and donate to the people of Los Angeles. Here's one I don't want overlooked.
LA's Fire Department
I'm the child of a firefighter and I've seen the immediate danger and long-term trauma of tragic events. Consider giving to LAFD Foundation
supportlafd.org
LA's Fire Department
I'm the child of a firefighter and I've seen the immediate danger and long-term trauma of tragic events. Consider giving to LAFD Foundation
supportlafd.org
Home : Los Angeles Fire Department Foundation
supportlafd.org
January 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
You will see many important ways to help and donate to the people of Los Angeles. Here's one I don't want overlooked.
LA's Fire Department
I'm the child of a firefighter and I've seen the immediate danger and long-term trauma of tragic events. Consider giving to LAFD Foundation
supportlafd.org
LA's Fire Department
I'm the child of a firefighter and I've seen the immediate danger and long-term trauma of tragic events. Consider giving to LAFD Foundation
supportlafd.org