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Must have been a killer asteroid the size of a small asteroid
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Must have been a killer asteroid the size of a small asteroid
DT is helplessly looksist, impressed by masculine winners, and is extremely susceptible to in-person compliments and charisma. Couldn’t resist the ZM rizz. Give it half a week until he starts trash talking Mamdani again.
November 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
DT is helplessly looksist, impressed by masculine winners, and is extremely susceptible to in-person compliments and charisma. Couldn’t resist the ZM rizz. Give it half a week until he starts trash talking Mamdani again.
Maybe overexerted yourself on that fistbump
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Maybe overexerted yourself on that fistbump
Will have to go with Memekoin Patel
June 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Will have to go with Memekoin Patel
A fair price to pay to get spared in the robot uprising
April 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
A fair price to pay to get spared in the robot uprising
What’s kinda funny is that he’s basically admitting that Twitter gained zero value and a bunch of debt after two years of his ownership
March 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
What’s kinda funny is that he’s basically admitting that Twitter gained zero value and a bunch of debt after two years of his ownership
Me yelling “surprise” at myself every time I grab another piece of chocolate
March 21, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Me yelling “surprise” at myself every time I grab another piece of chocolate
Ground hog day? Personally I prefer ground beef
March 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Ground hog day? Personally I prefer ground beef
I am impelled to like and repost
March 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I am impelled to like and repost
Not disappointed to see that Einstein used LaTeX
March 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Not disappointed to see that Einstein used LaTeX
The swatch texture map mentioned in the original post
March 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The swatch texture map mentioned in the original post
Wow, did someone forget to drop off their boomers at offline adult daycare again 😬
February 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Wow, did someone forget to drop off their boomers at offline adult daycare again 😬
I did not subscribe to the Pope’s Insta account and do not need to be informed about his breakfast, thanks.
February 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I did not subscribe to the Pope’s Insta account and do not need to be informed about his breakfast, thanks.
We should think about adding audio to these gifs
February 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
We should think about adding audio to these gifs
