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Anyways, I’m @jkbecker@infosec.exchange on Mastodon.

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Enjoying the view from my “window” seat in the only row that they chose not to put one
View from an airplane economy class seat to where the window should be, but there’s just a wall, like sitting in the back of a cargo van
April 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Proud members
February 6, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Southern states all starting to review the fine print on their Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party membership docs
The leopards eating people’s faces party PROUD MEMBER "IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO EAT MY FACE"
January 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Made up logo of “the leopards eating my face party” saying “proud member” and in small font below “it’s not like they’re going to eat MY face”
January 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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That’s just what a cat husband would insist you say
January 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Great timing, T-Mobile app that I do not remember giving notification access to just so I could receive spam
January 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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😂
December 23, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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Hyundai is killing it
December 11, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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I can’t not post this meme when people are having heated debates about #osi layers
Meme of a classroom in which the first student passes a piece of paper to a student called application layer who passes it on to the transport layer… and so forth, back to another application layer who passes it to a student labeled “you”, who opens up the piece of paper to reveal Rick Astley. You are not amused.
December 10, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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A child costs $20,000 a year, while a cat costs $1,400 a year. That means you can have one child or 14 more cats.
November 30, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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November 28, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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November 28, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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They’re much more unglamorous in person
November 24, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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Picture of me posting into this anechoic chamber
A man standing in a huge anechoic chamber, which consists of walls and floor padded with foam spikes that are laid out in a pattern to absorb any echo noise
November 21, 2024 at 5:06 AM
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Its that and also this
Ron DeSantis lost because you don't challenge Donald Trump to an asshole contest. [toot by @lolgop@journa.host 2024-01-21 15:13]
January 21, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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dril tweet "issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to them.'"
November 17, 2023 at 4:18 AM
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A pink blob saying "oh no", from Webcomic Name by Alex Norris.
November 9, 2023 at 4:42 PM
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Damn, impossible to choose. Just realize how many of these I just listened to on repeat... (there's like 5 more candidates off screenshot below...)

By listening frequency I'd probably have to vote for This Is It by The Strokes.
Screenshot of what google considers the important albums of 2001, over 30 album covers including The Strokes, Muse, Daft Punk, The White Stripes, Jay Z, System Of A Down...
November 8, 2023 at 4:40 PM
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[The] America[n deep state is being] run[s] [fr]o[m a] Dunkin
Google Maps view of the Pentagon, showing a Dunkin location in the very middle of the central courtyard. The location is labeled "Dunkin' - America Runs On Dunkin'"
October 17, 2023 at 2:18 PM
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Show up like this and you'll fit right in
Moneyboy sitting in a pool reading a childrens' book and wearing ice cream sunglasses Moneyboy holding silver chains and wearing a "swag on" shirt Moneyboy wearing a FENDI head band and leopard print jacket Mozart at a young age playing the harpsichord
October 17, 2023 at 2:15 PM
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you checking your fridge
buzz lightyear "no signs of intelligent life anywhere"
October 15, 2023 at 10:19 PM
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Crucial paragraphs & actual article: www.technologyreview.com/2021/07/14/1...
Lower prices may sound great for consumers. But it presents troubling implications for the world’s hopes of rapidly expanding solar capacity and meeting climate goals. It could become difficult to convince developers and investors to continue building ever more solar plants if they stand to make less money or even lose it. In fact, California construction has already been flat since 2018, the study notes. But the state will need the industry to significantly ramp up development if it hopes to pull off its ambitious clean energy targets.
October 12, 2023 at 2:24 PM
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vibes
Crowley chilling in a park somewhere looking sharp
October 11, 2023 at 2:47 PM
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checkmate
"Having things organized is for small-minded people. Genius controls chaos." -- Jens Voigt
October 10, 2023 at 8:01 PM
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Maya 🐈 trying to catch @davis.social' attention like
A beautiful Persian-Angora mix cat staring intently into the camera, lying on a blue sofa
September 11, 2023 at 11:41 PM