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Dr Stephen Poop
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Politics, wrestling, shitposting, legal hot takes
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I really need liberals to see how much of a problem this is.
Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
February 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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We have to recognise this. It does not matter how much liberals do to appease and implement fascist policies. They will always, always be positioned as soft on crime queer soy cucks. They are always the enemy within for domestic fascists. The triangulation strategy *fails* on its own terms.
Just going to note again, because somehow we've all completely retconned this and I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, that pound-for-pound Biden had one of the most draconian border security regimes of any U.S. president ever, second only to Trump, *many of whose policies he inherited and kept*
Not going to read them all because jesus fucking christ but this is nasty work from Friedersdorf
February 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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It’s an odd phenomenon where the long established red line—criminal abuse and rape of young people—has broken down, in part because of decades of elite corruption and in part because it implicates their demagogic leader. But popular revulsion won’t go away, so they’re trying to jury-rig a new line.
“.. one person close to the White House predicted that it might be the straw that sends Lutnick ‘for the exits,’ arguing that being on the island is ‘sort of the red line.’”

@semafor.com
www.semafor.com/article/02/1....
February 11, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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Finding out that top execs from both LifeTouch and Chuck E. Cheese are in the Epstein files has pissed me off in a way that I didn’t think was still possible.
February 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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These two posts back to back are really a sight to behold
February 10, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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I just heard Musk say on a podcast that one year from now, SpaceX will be doing Starship launches at a rate of ONE PER HOUR to build data centers in space.

There have been 6 successful Starship launches to date. Total.

Earth-based instruments are insufficient to measure how full of shit he is.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 7d
Elon Musk's ambition to one day settle Mars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – sending humans to live on the moon. https://cnn.it/46sbAMm
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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In the future we're gonna look back at online gambling and prediction markets in the same way we look now at cigarettes on airplanes and lead-based paint

www.wsj.com/business/med...
February 10, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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Would love help getting this out to as many Indiana University alums as possible! Please share if you know anyone.
Fellow #IU Alums,

Please check out this letter (to you!) and join us in pledging to withhold donations from the school until our alma mater takes steps to restore the values it once held so dear.

And share with any alums in your network.
Letter to alums
Dear Fellow Alumni, Now that the celebrations of our first-ever football national championship are dying down (Will we ever stop celebrating? Time will tell!), it’s time to get back to the serious m...
docs.google.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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Look at this cute new milkshake duck, trying to save Democrats from their excesses.
Update: we regret to inform you that the milkshake duck is a registered lobbyist for OpenAI.
lda.gov/filings/publ...
February 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Every Super Bowl ad was just “HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT? HUH? YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT?? brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%”
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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good grief
Doocy: "The new face of RealFood .gov is Mike Tyson. How did you settle on someone who was most famous for eating Evander Holyfield's ear?"

RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
February 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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I owe you an apology, Amber Glenn. I wasn't really familiar with your Magic: The Gathering Game.
February 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I love hearing Colinsworth say the game isn’t over immediately followed by a back breaking turnover
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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Idk maybe just smash your ring camera
February 9, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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Second half should be replaced by AEW Stadium Stampede. 🤼
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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The media desperately wanted to give the right a cultural moment and the problem is that they have no culture.
This was a little over a year ago
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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Who should be the subject of season 5 of the Complete Works?

1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/WGHCiv/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Benicio del Toro
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/WGHCiv/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Elijah Woods
3️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/WGHCiv/3" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Kristen Stewart
4️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/WGHCiv/4" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Philip Seymour Hoffman

📊 Show results
February 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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And we're off!
Who should be the subject of season 5 of the Complete Works?

1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/WGHCiv/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Benicio del Toro
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/WGHCiv/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Elijah Woods
3️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/WGHCiv/3" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Kristen Stewart
4️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/WGHCiv/4" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Philip Seymour Hoffman

📊 Show results
February 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Y'all dipshits are complaining you can't understand Bad Bunny lyrics while you're out here pretending to understand Melania Trump's english
February 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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“Kamala warned us”

Fuck you

Palestinians warned you
Black people warned you
The Left warned you
Half the international community warned you

The US slide into fascism has been long and slow. Many have been falsely imprisoned or killed by it over decades.

It just finally came for you.
January 31, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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While reporting this, I had something happen that's never happened. A comms rep for one of the co's disputed my reporting and said what I was telling them was untrue because it was not in Grok, xAI's chatbot.

I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.
Epstein had many known connections to Silicon Valley CEOs, but less known was how he made money from those relationships.

We did a deep dive into how he got dealflow in Silicon Valley, giving him shots to invest in Coinbase, Palantir, SpaceX and other companies.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/b...
Jeffrey Epstein’s Money Mingled With Silicon Valley Start-Ups
www.nytimes.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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Tonight, wrestling fans of AEW loudly chanted FUCK ICE on live TV with their whole chests during the main event of #AEWDynamite.

The big bad bearded dude? Has raised nearly $100K with AEW fans for families affected by ICE raids in CA and MN.

FUCK NAZIS
FUCK ICE
ABOLISH ICE

And enjoy wrestling! 🔥
Fuck Ice chants from the crowd on #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:08 AM