Sam
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Budgies are peak design
August 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Budgies are peak design
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From this month's edition of The Onion.
August 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
From this month's edition of The Onion.
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Join ICE and… fuck your dad??
August 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Join ICE and… fuck your dad??
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"Bluesky is dying"
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"Bluesky is dying"
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
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I will debate 20 dumb fascists anytime, just pay me 7 million dollars and give me a vuvuzela
July 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I will debate 20 dumb fascists anytime, just pay me 7 million dollars and give me a vuvuzela
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A lil tribute to the kelp forests along the California coast 🌊✨
July 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
A lil tribute to the kelp forests along the California coast 🌊✨
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Yes, I rag on establishment Democrats, but I don't forget that of the two major parties, great public servants like Zohran Mamdani only emerge from one side. Idealistic, inspiring, compassionate candidates are not a thing with Republicans, not ever.
June 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Yes, I rag on establishment Democrats, but I don't forget that of the two major parties, great public servants like Zohran Mamdani only emerge from one side. Idealistic, inspiring, compassionate candidates are not a thing with Republicans, not ever.
never thought I'd get mental health advice from a wrestler lmao, but this shit is good
On the Arsenio Hall Show, Macho Man Randy Savage had a GREAT answer to the question if he ever cried.
Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month.
Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month.
June 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
never thought I'd get mental health advice from a wrestler lmao, but this shit is good
Rick Steves is a stoner?? That's fucking rad
I’m a hardworking, taxpaying, churchgoing, grandkid-raising American citizen. And if I work all day long and want to go home, smoke a joint & just stare at the fireplace for 3 hours…that’s my civil liberty.
@sarapayan.bsky.social reports on my mission to end America's prohibition on marijuana:
@sarapayan.bsky.social reports on my mission to end America's prohibition on marijuana:
Rick Steves Talks Travel, Cannabis and Freedom
The celebrated PBS television host’s plant advocacy is legendary as is his take on the current state of international cannabis.
cannabisnow.com
June 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Rick Steves is a stoner?? That's fucking rad
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all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard
June 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard
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being nonwhite and working for ICE should be a “my family doesn’t talk to me anymore” level offense
June 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
being nonwhite and working for ICE should be a “my family doesn’t talk to me anymore” level offense
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yeah i love waymo, way mo immigrants coming to my city
June 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
yeah i love waymo, way mo immigrants coming to my city
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“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
June 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
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it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
June 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
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This is Opie. He was raised by cats. Picked up a few habits he just can't shake. But it turns out loafing is super comfy, actually. 13/10
June 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This is Opie. He was raised by cats. Picked up a few habits he just can't shake. But it turns out loafing is super comfy, actually. 13/10
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if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
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Everyone on Twitter right now.
June 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Everyone on Twitter right now.
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FEMA Chief Confused By Wind
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June 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
FEMA Chief Confused By Wind
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remember this morning? that was one month ago
June 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
remember this morning? that was one month ago
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my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics
May 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics