Jacob
@jgsimmerman.bsky.social
Carnivorous Plant Farmer, fan of the Pistons and Packers
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Pistons have won 9 in a row for the first time since February 2008.
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Pistons have won 9 in a row for the first time since February 2008.
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Daniss Jenkins > Ja Morant
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Daniss Jenkins > Ja Morant
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i'm going to build woke singapore with cheap housing for all
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i'm going to build woke singapore with cheap housing for all
Even if Gen Z *were* a bunch of racist, red-pilled little shits, it would be a moral imperative that we try to convince them that this is the wrong way. We wouldn't just say "welp, racism is popular now, so I guess we have to give up."
Those claiming Dems should retreat on racial justice aren't hard-headed realists, they're pushing against the electoral tide rather than leaning into it. The story of Gen Z isn't about racist backlash or red-pilled young men. It's the most racially progressive generation in American history. 🧵
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Even if Gen Z *were* a bunch of racist, red-pilled little shits, it would be a moral imperative that we try to convince them that this is the wrong way. We wouldn't just say "welp, racism is popular now, so I guess we have to give up."
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Those claiming Dems should retreat on racial justice aren't hard-headed realists, they're pushing against the electoral tide rather than leaning into it. The story of Gen Z isn't about racist backlash or red-pilled young men. It's the most racially progressive generation in American history. 🧵
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Those claiming Dems should retreat on racial justice aren't hard-headed realists, they're pushing against the electoral tide rather than leaning into it. The story of Gen Z isn't about racist backlash or red-pilled young men. It's the most racially progressive generation in American history. 🧵
Man, I love BBall Paul
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Man, I love BBall Paul
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And we warned them with our new 2025 State of the Climate Report which you can check out here: doi.org/10.1093/bios...
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 AM
And we warned them with our new 2025 State of the Climate Report which you can check out here: doi.org/10.1093/bios...
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I need the NYT to put a cap on how many times a day they do obscene fuckshit
What New York Times calls “a light resume” for Seattle’s new progressive mayor turns out to be leading successful campaigns that expanded mass transit & housing & helped the city balance its budget. What a lightweight! www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I need the NYT to put a cap on how many times a day they do obscene fuckshit
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Why is Peter Parker so sad about his uncle being killed? It’s not like he did anything.“
Yeah, man. That’s the point. He did nothing.
Yeah, man. That’s the point. He did nothing.
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Why is Peter Parker so sad about his uncle being killed? It’s not like he did anything.“
Yeah, man. That’s the point. He did nothing.
Yeah, man. That’s the point. He did nothing.
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“With great power comes great responsibility” is the core moral of what is fundamentally a famous picture book for children. It is quite naturally far too complex a text for our media betters to comprehend.
“But we are just smol reporters” doesn’t fly at the nation’s largest and most powerful publication.
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“With great power comes great responsibility” is the core moral of what is fundamentally a famous picture book for children. It is quite naturally far too complex a text for our media betters to comprehend.
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“Hey everyone! We made the ‘AI version of a dead loved one’ from the infamous Black Mirror episode ‘Don’t make AIs of dead loved ones….’ “
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“Hey everyone! We made the ‘AI version of a dead loved one’ from the infamous Black Mirror episode ‘Don’t make AIs of dead loved ones….’ “
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"What James Watson got wrong about DNA"
By the great Sohini Ramachandran (@sramach.bsky.social) and your boy for The Boston Globe (@bostonglobe.com).
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/14/o...
By the great Sohini Ramachandran (@sramach.bsky.social) and your boy for The Boston Globe (@bostonglobe.com).
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/14/o...
What James Watson got wrong about DNA - The Boston Globe
The science he helped pioneer consistently undermines his view that genes determine everything about us.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"What James Watson got wrong about DNA"
By the great Sohini Ramachandran (@sramach.bsky.social) and your boy for The Boston Globe (@bostonglobe.com).
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/14/o...
By the great Sohini Ramachandran (@sramach.bsky.social) and your boy for The Boston Globe (@bostonglobe.com).
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/14/o...
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I know little about macro econ but comparing the frequency of recessions pre and post the early 20th century, it's absolutely remarkable that an everyday routine that happened every 1-2 years have collapsed to a one or less in a decade thing thx to modern policy. This would have saved millions.
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I know little about macro econ but comparing the frequency of recessions pre and post the early 20th century, it's absolutely remarkable that an everyday routine that happened every 1-2 years have collapsed to a one or less in a decade thing thx to modern policy. This would have saved millions.
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I assume that this is just two bros shitposting with each other about current events, and does not reflect an actual photo that exists
but
it's kind of incredible that we cannot really be certain of that in our current political moment.
but
it's kind of incredible that we cannot really be certain of that in our current political moment.
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
![From:
Mark L. Epstein
Sent:
3/21/2018 2:54:13 PM
To:
'jeffrey E.' [jeevacation@gmail.com]
RE: hey
Subject:
High
I'd rather be in Donni Dee's shoes.
Importance:
From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, March 21, 2018 10:43 AM
To: Mark L. Epstein
Subject: Re: hey
you mean DONNI TEE
On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 9:54 AM, Mark L. Epstein
wrote:
You and your boy Donnie can make a remake of the movie Get Hard.
Sent via tin can and string.
On Mar 21, 2018, at 09:37, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com>
wrote:
and i thought- I had tsuris
On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 4:32 AM, Mark L. Epstein
Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?
wrote:
From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, March 19, 2018 2:15 PM
To:
Subject: Re: hey
All good. Bannon with me
On Mon, Mar 19, 2018 at 1:49 PM Mark L. Epstein
wrote:
How are you doing?
A while back you mentioned that you were prediabetic. Has anything changed with that?
What is your boy Donald up to now?
please note
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November 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I assume that this is just two bros shitposting with each other about current events, and does not reflect an actual photo that exists
but
it's kind of incredible that we cannot really be certain of that in our current political moment.
but
it's kind of incredible that we cannot really be certain of that in our current political moment.
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We must reveal all the terrible secrets of our elites! ... no, that's too many secrets, put some back
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
We must reveal all the terrible secrets of our elites! ... no, that's too many secrets, put some back
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Exonerated of the truly horrific shit we assumed, while Ken Starr goes down is truly the wildest plot twist that could have happened.
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Exonerated of the truly horrific shit we assumed, while Ken Starr goes down is truly the wildest plot twist that could have happened.
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No single thesis has ever been so vindicated as 'they like Trump and want him to win'
About the same time the NYT sat on a scoop tying Trump to Epstein, Maggie Haberman was downright giddy (y'all) about NYT promoting an anti-Hillary Clinton book.
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
No single thesis has ever been so vindicated as 'they like Trump and want him to win'
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It is my birthday, please celebrate according to tradition: as a skeleton screaming for 30 seconds
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 AM
It is my birthday, please celebrate according to tradition: as a skeleton screaming for 30 seconds
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Get in, losers, we’re going to the Cambrian Explosion.
ZOMG LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SHALE
Okay, so the Burgess Shale is a fossil bed in British Columbia that contains a whole bunch of fossils of weirdass creatures from the Cambrian era, over 500 million years ago. But the great thing about the shale is that it has fossilized SOFT PARTS!
Okay, so the Burgess Shale is a fossil bed in British Columbia that contains a whole bunch of fossils of weirdass creatures from the Cambrian era, over 500 million years ago. But the great thing about the shale is that it has fossilized SOFT PARTS!
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Get in, losers, we’re going to the Cambrian Explosion.
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Copyright experts keep warning that all these reckless anti-AI lawsuits risk damaging things far beyond the scope of AI itself, but everyone keeps cheering on these suits anyway.
Will they still cheer when it becomes illegal to <checks notes> write short plot summaries for books/movies/games/etc.?
Will they still cheer when it becomes illegal to <checks notes> write short plot summaries for books/movies/games/etc.?
What could a new court ruling mean for the future of Wikipedia?
Authors Alliance unpacks the surprising implications of the latest decision in Authors Guild v. OpenAI ⬇️
authorsalliance.substack.com/p/copyright-...
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Authors Alliance unpacks the surprising implications of the latest decision in Authors Guild v. OpenAI ⬇️
authorsalliance.substack.com/p/copyright-...
@authorsalliance.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Copyright experts keep warning that all these reckless anti-AI lawsuits risk damaging things far beyond the scope of AI itself, but everyone keeps cheering on these suits anyway.
Will they still cheer when it becomes illegal to <checks notes> write short plot summaries for books/movies/games/etc.?
Will they still cheer when it becomes illegal to <checks notes> write short plot summaries for books/movies/games/etc.?
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everyone keeps dancing around it but JD Vance keeps trotting out the “immigrants are taking our housing“ because it’s a nativist blood libel he’s engineering alongside eg “they eat our pets” but, more specifically, it is to legitimize the dispossession, en masse, of an entire sub-population.
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
everyone keeps dancing around it but JD Vance keeps trotting out the “immigrants are taking our housing“ because it’s a nativist blood libel he’s engineering alongside eg “they eat our pets” but, more specifically, it is to legitimize the dispossession, en masse, of an entire sub-population.
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"A guy" (known child sex trafficker) "emailing a reporter" (at the most important newspaper in the world, about a presidential candidate's ties to himself, a known child sex trafficker) about "old girlfriends" (underage girls they trafficked) is not "a whole news story" (yes it is.)
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"A guy" (known child sex trafficker) "emailing a reporter" (at the most important newspaper in the world, about a presidential candidate's ties to himself, a known child sex trafficker) about "old girlfriends" (underage girls they trafficked) is not "a whole news story" (yes it is.)
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Trump's Presidencies have both been a series of acting Presidents, I just never imagined that Jefferey Epstein was one of them
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Trump's Presidencies have both been a series of acting Presidents, I just never imagined that Jefferey Epstein was one of them