Jacob
@jgsimmerman.bsky.social
Carnivorous Plant Farmer, fan of the Pistons and Packers
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February 10, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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I have seen ENOUGH.
Build the Paul Reed statue!
Build the Paul Reed statue!
February 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I have seen ENOUGH.
Build the Paul Reed statue!
Build the Paul Reed statue!
I love BBall Paul so much lol
Point god Paul Reed with the full court outlet pass my god
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I love BBall Paul so much lol
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They don’t understand what is happening, MAGA is incredibly fucking confused right now, and so they are rageful and projecting because the worlds they’ve created for themselves are no longer holding
You’re losing. You thought it was all over and everybody wants what you want but they don’t
You’re losing. You thought it was all over and everybody wants what you want but they don’t
February 10, 2026 at 12:55 AM
They don’t understand what is happening, MAGA is incredibly fucking confused right now, and so they are rageful and projecting because the worlds they’ve created for themselves are no longer holding
You’re losing. You thought it was all over and everybody wants what you want but they don’t
You’re losing. You thought it was all over and everybody wants what you want but they don’t
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The funny thing is that he already got his big sci-fi win by having a biohacking daughter and he hates it.
Easy prediction: He eventually claims Grok has achieved true sapience once it becomes clear this won’t happen either and he needs his big sci-fi moment win to soothe his ego.
BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”
February 9, 2026 at 5:34 PM
The funny thing is that he already got his big sci-fi win by having a biohacking daughter and he hates it.
Also, 30 years ago we had people complaining that they couldn't understand rap lyrics that were in English. We forget this because hiphop has achieved cultural dominance, but I remember all the adults and half my classmates saying they couldn't understand the lyrics to the rap I was listening to.
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Also, 30 years ago we had people complaining that they couldn't understand rap lyrics that were in English. We forget this because hiphop has achieved cultural dominance, but I remember all the adults and half my classmates saying they couldn't understand the lyrics to the rap I was listening to.
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Roger Goodell, woke king
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Roger Goodell, woke king
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I actually do think there’s a war on men. I just think it’s led by boys who are 30-60 years past 18 and not women.
February 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I actually do think there’s a war on men. I just think it’s led by boys who are 30-60 years past 18 and not women.
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world's least normal man can't just eat chicken wings at a super bowl party while on an all meat diet
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
world's least normal man can't just eat chicken wings at a super bowl party while on an all meat diet
The DC NFL team's leadership keeps popping up. I'm beginning to think they should have moved the team someplace with less vice and deviance, like Vegas.
And of course, Trump is also in it. All those men should be in jail. And if they are already dead, destroy their graves.
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The DC NFL team's leadership keeps popping up. I'm beginning to think they should have moved the team someplace with less vice and deviance, like Vegas.
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I was asked to check this, the journal uses a Rail Fence Cipher, so you read each line up and down, left to right. The deciphered text in the article below is accurate, and names names. The file itself can be found here:
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 AM
I was asked to check this, the journal uses a Rail Fence Cipher, so you read each line up and down, left to right. The deciphered text in the article below is accurate, and names names. The file itself can be found here:
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
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Really makes you think why people flock to invest in these funds when everyone can see they’re run by credulous idiots, maybe it has to do with ubiquitous insider trading or whatever seen in leaked emails, who knows!
Bill Ackman's fund, Pershing Square, manages 18 billion dollars for wealthy clients, billions of it for the Harvard Endowment
Anyways here he is uncritically eating up conspiracy slop from Naomi Wolf about stolen NYC elections
Anyways here he is uncritically eating up conspiracy slop from Naomi Wolf about stolen NYC elections
February 8, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Really makes you think why people flock to invest in these funds when everyone can see they’re run by credulous idiots, maybe it has to do with ubiquitous insider trading or whatever seen in leaked emails, who knows!
LeBronald McDonald ass shoes.
February 8, 2026 at 2:08 AM
LeBronald McDonald ass shoes.
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Honestly, it is pretty funny how every news story on the matter has “Unknown US intelligence official is Russian spy” next to a picture of Tulsi Gabbard.
February 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Honestly, it is pretty funny how every news story on the matter has “Unknown US intelligence official is Russian spy” next to a picture of Tulsi Gabbard.
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at this rate we're going to find out that covid started from epsteins deadman switch
February 7, 2026 at 4:53 PM
at this rate we're going to find out that covid started from epsteins deadman switch
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Not something you see in textbooks very often: tripolar mitosis.
February 7, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Not something you see in textbooks very often: tripolar mitosis.
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Yessssss
Gmac Cash - Pistons Won Again (Audio)
YouTube video by Gmac Cash
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February 7, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Yessssss
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Every Xennial: whoa don’t look at me I’m not Gen X
February 7, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Every Xennial: whoa don’t look at me I’m not Gen X
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Dafuq
February 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Dafuq
The implication is that Tim Scott could rattle off a list of racist things to come out of this White House (couldn't we all?), but this one takes the cake.
Sen. Tim Scott, the only Black Republican in the Senate, had this to say:
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 PM
The implication is that Tim Scott could rattle off a list of racist things to come out of this White House (couldn't we all?), but this one takes the cake.
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back in the gamergate times reddit had a reputation of being infested with fascists to the point that it was a somewhat less extreme but more widely used 4chan/8chan, but then they started to police hate speech more and more, banning or quarantining fascist boards, communities and users
Trump job approval rating by news platform
🟢 Twitter/X: +9
🔴 Facebook: -7
🔴 Cable TV: -10
🔴 Podcasts/YouTube: -14
🔴 Local TV: -17
🔴 Instagram: -21
🔴 Broadcast TV: -28
🔴 TikTok: -28
🔴 Newspapers/news sites: -33
🔴 Reddit: -40
www.theargumentmag.com/p/twitter-is...
🟢 Twitter/X: +9
🔴 Facebook: -7
🔴 Cable TV: -10
🔴 Podcasts/YouTube: -14
🔴 Local TV: -17
🔴 Instagram: -21
🔴 Broadcast TV: -28
🔴 TikTok: -28
🔴 Newspapers/news sites: -33
🔴 Reddit: -40
www.theargumentmag.com/p/twitter-is...
February 6, 2026 at 1:31 PM
back in the gamergate times reddit had a reputation of being infested with fascists to the point that it was a somewhat less extreme but more widely used 4chan/8chan, but then they started to police hate speech more and more, banning or quarantining fascist boards, communities and users
This is anecdotal, but I have an old friend who just got out of the military after 20 years and was always posting pro-Trump stuff on Facebook, posted Charlie Kirk stuff throughout September, argued with libs, etc. This MAGA posting stopped with the shutdown in Oct and never started up again.
Trump job approval rating by news platform
🟢 Twitter/X: +9
🔴 Facebook: -7
🔴 Cable TV: -10
🔴 Podcasts/YouTube: -14
🔴 Local TV: -17
🔴 Instagram: -21
🔴 Broadcast TV: -28
🔴 TikTok: -28
🔴 Newspapers/news sites: -33
🔴 Reddit: -40
www.theargumentmag.com/p/twitter-is...
🟢 Twitter/X: +9
🔴 Facebook: -7
🔴 Cable TV: -10
🔴 Podcasts/YouTube: -14
🔴 Local TV: -17
🔴 Instagram: -21
🔴 Broadcast TV: -28
🔴 TikTok: -28
🔴 Newspapers/news sites: -33
🔴 Reddit: -40
www.theargumentmag.com/p/twitter-is...
February 6, 2026 at 1:30 PM
This is anecdotal, but I have an old friend who just got out of the military after 20 years and was always posting pro-Trump stuff on Facebook, posted Charlie Kirk stuff throughout September, argued with libs, etc. This MAGA posting stopped with the shutdown in Oct and never started up again.
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this is good and easy to do because he is actually actual evil
Make Peter Thiel into the villain, Democrats.
It's all there.
He is the node that connects Trump, Vance, Palantir, Musk, Epstein, and so many other terrible players.
Just expose it and make him and Musk the face of these psychopathic billionaires ruining our lives.
It's all there.
He is the node that connects Trump, Vance, Palantir, Musk, Epstein, and so many other terrible players.
Just expose it and make him and Musk the face of these psychopathic billionaires ruining our lives.
February 6, 2026 at 11:56 AM
this is good and easy to do because he is actually actual evil