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Jacob
@jgsimmerman.bsky.social
Carnivorous Plant Farmer, fan of the Pistons and Packers

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New team identity just dropped
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I literally just told my wife that I read it this morning and I'm apparently stupid because I thought this would just be something that a few nerds on bsky talked about, but I should have known that the whole world would heard about it within 24 hours.
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Two years ago we couldn't win with our starters. This is incredible!
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I clicked the little heart button, but I do not actually like this
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Reposted by Jacob
Why is Peter Parker so sad about his uncle being killed? It’s not like he did anything.“

Yeah, man. That’s the point. He did nothing.
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Legends are made out of vulnerable men. :(
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Oh, so now it's illegal to make allusions to the hit film Fargo?
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Reposted by Jacob
“Hey everyone! We made the ‘AI version of a dead loved one’ from the infamous Black Mirror episode ‘Don’t make AIs of dead loved ones….’ “
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
He suppressed Nikola Tesla's work (at least, that's how Tesla viewed it) and when Tesla died, who was the engineer that was sent in to inspect his remaining devices? None other than Donald Trump's uncle John G. Trump!

We deserve better conspiracy theorists who can tie all this together, lol
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This is my stance. I agree with everything Nick said and I'm literally eating a burger as I'm reading this thread. I view this as a complete moral failure on my part.
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I feel like if I quote Tupac's "Hit Em Up" at somebody, everybody will agree that I'm being threatening. Same goes for Johnny Cash, and I'm confused why anybody would suggest otherwise.
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM