Christina
@jesussprinkles.bsky.social
I just want to read books and pet dogs.
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Christina
@jesussprinkles.bsky.social
· Jan 28
If I can get you to read one series let it be the Halfling Saga by Melissa Blair
Oh thank God, I was wondering
May 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Oh thank God, I was wondering
April 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I love that my "never have I ever read Harry Potter" has transitioned from "omg HOW they're so good dkigksjsiskaorn" to "hell yeah" 📚
April 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I love that my "never have I ever read Harry Potter" has transitioned from "omg HOW they're so good dkigksjsiskaorn" to "hell yeah" 📚
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nothing has ever been vindicated as much as woke has been vindicated in the last week
April 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
nothing has ever been vindicated as much as woke has been vindicated in the last week
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
Journalists are either so deep in elon's asshole they can't see the light of day or just so fucking out of touch from reality they would have been lobotomized in past centuries.
The U.S. slipped to its lowest ranking ever in the World Happiness Report — 24th — in part because Americans are eating alone more than ever.
Americans Are Unhappier Than Ever. Solo Dining May Be a Sign.
The United States slipped to its lowest ranking ever in the World Happiness Report, in part because more Americans are eating alone. Once again, the Finns came out on top.
www.nytimes.com
March 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Journalists are either so deep in elon's asshole they can't see the light of day or just so fucking out of touch from reality they would have been lobotomized in past centuries.
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Seeing what happens >> telling people nothing interesting will happen so don’t try
www.forbes.com/sites/pamdan...
www.forbes.com/sites/pamdan...
Target Loses Web Traffic As Costco Gains On Feb. 28 Economic Blackout Day
Target's website traffic dropped 9% on Feb. 28 in the People's Union online shopping boycott with its app usage down 14%, compared with mid-February Friday results.
www.forbes.com
March 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Seeing what happens >> telling people nothing interesting will happen so don’t try
www.forbes.com/sites/pamdan...
www.forbes.com/sites/pamdan...
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I’m more of a rise OR shine person. Pick one.
March 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’m more of a rise OR shine person. Pick one.
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"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
March 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
Y'all I'm so behind on updating my reading log here I've been sick. In the meantime enjoy my February #storygraph 💙📚
March 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Y'all I'm so behind on updating my reading log here I've been sick. In the meantime enjoy my February #storygraph 💙📚
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coming this holiday season
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u/RecognitionLittle330 • 20h
Luigi Mangione appears in New York State court
[image of luigi in the bulletproof vest over dark green cable knit sweater & khakis, he is very handsome & surrounded by cops who all look like thumbs]
mitchOacan • 19h
This looks like a movie where they're guarding the last man with hair in the world](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gkhlgiv6hsui5gqyye2zrbd3/bafkreicur3pfqm5co62wfxvq6bjgjbf3m2spsi4qfau7vmxrnh6i77kgmu@jpeg)
February 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
coming this holiday season
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Because you TOTALLY asked for this… and MapQuest has NOTHING better to do…
We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com
Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘
We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com
Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘
Gulf Map Generator - MapQuest
Explore and customize your own Gulf region map with our interactive map tool.
gulfof.mapquest.com
February 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Because you TOTALLY asked for this… and MapQuest has NOTHING better to do…
We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com
Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘
We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com
Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘
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Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon
February 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon
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Guys don’t spend it all in one place
February 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Guys don’t spend it all in one place
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I still think the most romantic 💘 and considerate thing to say today is:
🏳️⚧️⚧️TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS ⚧️🏳️⚧️
(Pass it on)
🏳️⚧️⚧️TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS ⚧️🏳️⚧️
(Pass it on)
February 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I still think the most romantic 💘 and considerate thing to say today is:
🏳️⚧️⚧️TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS ⚧️🏳️⚧️
(Pass it on)
🏳️⚧️⚧️TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS ⚧️🏳️⚧️
(Pass it on)
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Just paid my taxes via X, the everything app, but it said my payment went to something called $GOVCOIN. I emailed the IRS for help but they replied with just a poop emoji
February 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Just paid my taxes via X, the everything app, but it said my payment went to something called $GOVCOIN. I emailed the IRS for help but they replied with just a poop emoji
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Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance
Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance
WASHINGTON—Raising alarm over what the report called a major breach, a watchdog investigation discovered Tuesday that Elon Musk’s hair-plug guy had been granted high-level security clearance by the U....
theonion.com
February 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance
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if you press a nipple and the clit at the same time it takes a screenshot
February 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
if you press a nipple and the clit at the same time it takes a screenshot
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*Billie Joe Armstrong voice* “not gonna call it the Gulf of America”
[power chords]
[power chords]
February 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
*Billie Joe Armstrong voice* “not gonna call it the Gulf of America”
[power chords]
[power chords]
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Saying DEI with the hard R
February 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Saying DEI with the hard R