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Jess H
@jessharris.bsky.social
For those who hate me, the more you hate me, the more you help me.
And those who love me, the more you love me, the more you hurt me.

I love greyhounds, data science & data vis, medieval sociology, abstract expressionism, tennis, and techno.

She / her. 🏳️‍🌈
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Good news: the tripod is pretty happy.
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me in any conversation about anything lately:
February 13, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I don't remember their address, but they had a big garden and I remember how the living room smelled. (My granddad moved out in about 1999 after my granny died). I'd need to scrutinise the map to work out where they were!
February 14, 2026 at 12:21 PM
My grandparents lived there and I've only ever visited their house - never the church - but it looks beautiful.
February 14, 2026 at 10:42 AM
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A little blue hippo made by an Egyptian artisan around 4,000 years ago! 🦛 ❤️

Decorated with river plants and lotus flowers, blue faience hippos are associated with the life-giving Nile and rebirth. Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek. 📷 by me

#Archaeology
February 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says.

The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...

By Julianne Le
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
HOT DIGGITY DAMN WELL DONE
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 AM
GN took me a while. Tbf I looked at jokerless and was just like "I couldn't possibly". Maybe I need to get over my own fear
February 8, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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I love #SuperbOwl Sunday. Here's a wise little guy from a leaf of the Beauvais Missal (Cleveland Museum of Art Acc. 1982.141) www.clevelandart.org/art/1982.141
February 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I've completed that. I've beaten erratic, anaglyph, plasma, black, zodiac, checkered, abandoned, ghost. Working on nebula. I tried no jokers a while ago and totally failed - but I did most of the gold stickers after those attempts so maybe my skills are better now! Any specific tips?
February 8, 2026 at 1:54 PM
The last one - no jokers - is IMPOSSIBLE
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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Somewhere among you is a young person with the potential to be the next James Baldwin, but they are now online writing: "Is cortisol-maxxing via monk mode more EV than SMV chadfishing while mogging moids in mixed-use nightlife zones?"
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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This is a hell of an era to be sober. I wrote about the concept of relapsing.
The truth about relapse
Sobriety is life with no skips.
theguyliner.substack.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:13 AM
My gosh, that has paracetamol and codeine in it. I'm really glad you quit
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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Jeff Bezos’s wealth has increased an average of $70 million every day of 2026, meaning that he could have offset The Post’s losses with what he’s made since Monday.
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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Now the Olympics is upon us again, a whole new batch of people are going to find out that the worst streaming service is not what they previously thought: it is Discovery plus.
February 3, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Ahh probably! I'll email
January 30, 2026 at 12:24 PM
@girlonthenet.bsky.social hi! Can you follow me so I can dm you a question about snakes? You are the only snake aficionado I know 😅 Xx
January 30, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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No organisation existing solely to eliminate trans people should be a charity. #DeregisterSexMatters
January 29, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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Just a reminder that there is zero evidence of sex self-ID being abused in New Zealand after two and half years of it.
Nor any evidence of any attacks by trans women on cis women in women’s spaces in NZ, ever.

Stop trying to create solutions for problems that don’t exist.
January 27, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Unironically yes!
is the cure for male loneliness showing up early and setting up chairs?
A lot of the Male Loneliness Epidemic can be traced back to the fact that most cis dudes don’t participate in communal logistics.
January 27, 2026 at 9:11 AM
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"ICE OUT" on Lake Nokomis in Minneapolis, as seen from my flight leaving MSP airport
January 26, 2026 at 6:28 PM