Jess H
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jessharris.bsky.social
Jess H
@jessharris.bsky.social
For those who hate me, the more you hate me, the more you help me.
And those who love me, the more you love me, the more you hurt me.

I love greyhounds, data science, medieval sociology, abstract expressionism, tennis, and techno.

She / her
The beast survived Bonfire Night.
November 6, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Thank you! Here's my favourite recent photo of her 😂
July 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Good news: the tripod is pretty happy.
July 2, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Bonnie has sadly entered her tripod era.
June 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
@jengolbeck.bsky.social hello! I remember that Hops had one of her front legs amputated. My greyhound just had the same. Is there anything you recommend / any online resources you found useful? Thank you! 🙏🏻
June 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Update: not a metal plate but the whole leg is coming off. We're gonna have a tripod ♥️
June 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My sweet baby broke her leg today and is getting a metal plate put in it tomorrow 😢
June 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Greyhounds are really the epitome of grace.
April 21, 2025 at 8:26 AM
@jengolbeck.bsky.social I am learning about convolutional neural networks on a course, and I thought of you when I read this. Super cool, but I would have preferred to see a smile and two chocolate-chip eyes.
February 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Fourteen teeth. But she's going to be okay.
January 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It was fourteen teeth at the end! She's doing okay though :)
January 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
My beloved angel hound went in for a teeth cleaning today and, it turns out, needs thirteen teeth removed. She's going to look even dumber.
January 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 5:55 PM
@foy.bsky.social it's become necessary for the greater good.
December 3, 2024 at 8:42 AM
we nickname our dog, Bonnie, The Hog - does that count?
November 27, 2024 at 11:48 AM
🥲
November 27, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Repost this with a pic of you and your favourite Pokémon
November 19, 2024 at 11:48 PM