Jerry Johnson
@jerryjohnson.bsky.social
It has really been quite the week for me qt’ing “man what”
man what
man what
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 13, 2026 at 11:35 PM
It has really been quite the week for me qt’ing “man what”
man what
man what
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SEOUL, Jan 13 (Reuters) - South Korea's special prosecutor on Tuesday requested the death penalty for former president Yoon Suk Yeol on charges of insurrection over his brief imposition of martial law in December 2024.
January 13, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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more and more convinced they’re doing this just to remind him who he is and where he is
The White House has added a new sign above the Rose Garden reading “The Rose Garden.”
January 13, 2026 at 6:17 PM
more and more convinced they’re doing this just to remind him who he is and where he is
actually, an even funnier outcome is that he was rugpulled by whatever eastern euro guys it was that set this up
classic.
:chefs_kiss:
:chefs_kiss:
Apparently Eric Adams already rug-pulled his own memecoin www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurr...
January 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
actually, an even funnier outcome is that he was rugpulled by whatever eastern euro guys it was that set this up
right?
I mean it’s not like anyone is burning down target or a police station this time
literally the only destructive folks roaming the streets are them
I mean it’s not like anyone is burning down target or a police station this time
literally the only destructive folks roaming the streets are them
We must stress: The only violence is coming from CBP/ICE. They are rioting in the face of sustained nonviolent protests by thousands of Americans across the country.
They are today’s Alabama State Troopers at the Selma bridge. They are Bull Connor’s police with firehoses in Birmingham.
They are today’s Alabama State Troopers at the Selma bridge. They are Bull Connor’s police with firehoses in Birmingham.
Protester blinded, skull fractured by DHS agent during Santa Ana demonstration, family says
January 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
right?
I mean it’s not like anyone is burning down target or a police station this time
literally the only destructive folks roaming the streets are them
I mean it’s not like anyone is burning down target or a police station this time
literally the only destructive folks roaming the streets are them
man what
January 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
man what
classic.
:chefs_kiss:
:chefs_kiss:
Apparently Eric Adams already rug-pulled his own memecoin www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurr...
From the CryptoCurrency community on Reddit: Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams rugs his own memecoin just 30 minutes after launch and pockets over $2.5M
Explore this post and more from the CryptoCurrency community
www.reddit.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
classic.
:chefs_kiss:
:chefs_kiss:
oh shoot they throwing her under the bus
Wild reporting from Bloomberg. Jeanine Pirro apparently freelanced the subpoenas and criminal investigation of Jerome Powell.
January 13, 2026 at 2:25 AM
oh shoot they throwing her under the bus
frickin finally
NEW: State of MN, Minneapolis & St. Paul have filed a federal lawsuit to halt a federal government "invasion" by ICE agents, arguing the deployment amounts to a constitutional violation and a direct threat to public safety.
Minnesota Sues to Stop ICE ‘Invasion’
The state of Minnesota, along with the Twin Cities, have sued the US government and several officials to halt the flood of agents carrying out an Immigration and Customs Enforcement operation.
www.wired.com
January 12, 2026 at 10:57 PM
frickin finally
shopping for groceries after being kicked in the head by a mule
January 12, 2026 at 1:45 PM
shopping for groceries after being kicked in the head by a mule
i had to watch this like three frickin times to figure out exactly what was going on here even though it starts out with the dude circled 😵💫
January 12, 2026 at 12:16 AM
i had to watch this like three frickin times to figure out exactly what was going on here even though it starts out with the dude circled 😵💫
fraid I can’t bring my brain down to the level of autistic frazzled pony tom
WELKER: What do you see in that video?
HOMAN: I've said from March -- if the hateful rhetoric doesn't decline there's going to be bloodshed. And unfortunately I was right. You gotta put yourself in the mind of the officer.
HOMAN: I've said from March -- if the hateful rhetoric doesn't decline there's going to be bloodshed. And unfortunately I was right. You gotta put yourself in the mind of the officer.
January 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
fraid I can’t bring my brain down to the level of autistic frazzled pony tom
yeah but it’d probably be “ok” here because it isn’t going to a legal defense fund, it’s is a third party scam page to collect $ with no intention of ever giving it to that shooter guy
because that’s how go find me works most of the time
because that’s how go find me works most of the time
There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
January 11, 2026 at 2:24 PM
yeah but it’d probably be “ok” here because it isn’t going to a legal defense fund, it’s is a third party scam page to collect $ with no intention of ever giving it to that shooter guy
because that’s how go find me works most of the time
because that’s how go find me works most of the time
i suppose we can hope the plans are variations of
-lol whut
-hell nah
-ayfkm
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
-lol whut
-hell nah
-ayfkm
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
Trump 'orders US army chiefs to draw up plan to invade Greenland'
Donald Trump has ordered his special forces commanders to draw up a plan for the invasion of Greenland - but is being resisted by senior military figures, The Mail on Sunday has learned.
www.dailymail.co.uk
January 11, 2026 at 4:47 AM
i suppose we can hope the plans are variations of
-lol whut
-hell nah
-ayfkm
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
-lol whut
-hell nah
-ayfkm
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
just paywalling it was so weak and apparently they didn’t even do that lol
www.theverge.com/news/859309/...
www.theverge.com/news/859309/...
January 9, 2026 at 1:58 PM
just paywalling it was so weak and apparently they didn’t even do that lol
www.theverge.com/news/859309/...
www.theverge.com/news/859309/...
at this stage I gotta wonder if jd isn’t being setup to be the fall guy imbecile here
Um, you're not allowed to go door-to-door hoping to randomly find someone violating the law. You need a warrant. That's is basic Constitutional shit.
JD Vance: "It was a legitimate law enforcement operation. We were going door to door to try to find criminal illegal aliens and deport them from the United States ... say a prayer for that agent ... he deserves a debt of gratitude."
January 8, 2026 at 7:34 PM
at this stage I gotta wonder if jd isn’t being setup to be the fall guy imbecile here
frickin finally
January 8, 2026 at 7:33 PM
frickin finally
no flags at half staff this time huh
guess it’s because she wasn’t on teevee
guess it’s because she wasn’t on teevee
January 8, 2026 at 5:45 PM
no flags at half staff this time huh
guess it’s because she wasn’t on teevee
guess it’s because she wasn’t on teevee
really feel this,
wondering why they always have all the guns when as far as I know the only shooting to this point has been done by them
wondering why they always have all the guns when as far as I know the only shooting to this point has been done by them
I always thought the term "cosplaying" was overused until ICE/CBP started showing up everywhere. Look at this guy, does he think it's Fallujah? (It's a high school in Minneapolis).
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
January 8, 2026 at 5:41 PM
really feel this,
wondering why they always have all the guns when as far as I know the only shooting to this point has been done by them
wondering why they always have all the guns when as far as I know the only shooting to this point has been done by them
now ahm not even a simple country Hyper-Chicken but ah thank the citay of minnnepapallis needs a got dang injunction orderin all the feds run outta town on a rail
“The move came after officials at Roosevelt High School said armed U.S. Border Patrol officers came on school property during dismissal Wednesday and began tackling people, handcuffed two staff members and released chemical weapons on bystanders.” — www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt
Minneapolis schools closed for the week citing safety concerns after an encounter involving armed Border Patrol agents near Roosevelt High School.
www.mprnews.org
January 8, 2026 at 2:41 PM
now ahm not even a simple country Hyper-Chicken but ah thank the citay of minnnepapallis needs a got dang injunction orderin all the feds run outta town on a rail
still no info or arrest news at the end of the day.
i suppose folks also probably figure a pardon would be in play so a trial's a waste of time at any rate.
they gonna get anxious.
i suppose folks also probably figure a pardon would be in play so a trial's a waste of time at any rate.
they gonna get anxious.
they should be so lucky
kinda feel like these guys forget sometimes that just being arrested is the compromise to having your head caved in by an angry mob
kinda feel like these guys forget sometimes that just being arrested is the compromise to having your head caved in by an angry mob
Arrest the murderer and arrest Bovino. Not complicated.
January 8, 2026 at 5:56 AM
still no info or arrest news at the end of the day.
i suppose folks also probably figure a pardon would be in play so a trial's a waste of time at any rate.
they gonna get anxious.
i suppose folks also probably figure a pardon would be in play so a trial's a waste of time at any rate.
they gonna get anxious.
they should be so lucky
kinda feel like these guys forget sometimes that just being arrested is the compromise to having your head caved in by an angry mob
kinda feel like these guys forget sometimes that just being arrested is the compromise to having your head caved in by an angry mob
Arrest the murderer and arrest Bovino. Not complicated.
January 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
they should be so lucky
kinda feel like these guys forget sometimes that just being arrested is the compromise to having your head caved in by an angry mob
kinda feel like these guys forget sometimes that just being arrested is the compromise to having your head caved in by an angry mob
It is now confirmed from multiple sources that ICE shot a legal observer dead on Portland in Minneapolis between 34th and 33rd street. The victim is dead
January 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I mean maybe it’s just that he was tired of all the bs but this seems like yet another case where one side pushes folks out based on made up conspiracies and the other side can just keep going on even in the face of literal convictions
January 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I mean maybe it’s just that he was tired of all the bs but this seems like yet another case where one side pushes folks out based on made up conspiracies and the other side can just keep going on even in the face of literal convictions