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Jerry Johnson
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Well, ok
But I think that only works if you think of the missives posted to twitter as official “daily operations” and I don’t know why you’d do that
I worked for DOJ. I don't think people realize how dangerous it is for the White House to takeover the daily operations of the Justice Department.
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Yeah but that’s the thing
*Because* we already know this, the file release was pointless.

*Because* no consequences have happened yet, we know none ever will
Just a reminder that Trump has, on camera, bragged about walking in on Miss Teen USA contestants changing and explained his 17-year-old daughter asked him not to “date” girls younger than her.

I’m not sure what’s true in the Epstein Files, but when you recall those facts it all seems plausible
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This is basically what you’d get if you told ChatGPT to write an excuse for spiking the story using her voice

Which is prolly exactly what she did
NEW: Bari Weiss addresses her decision to hold last night's CECOT story on the CBS News morning editorial call: "Our viewers come first, not a listing schedule or anything else..."
December 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
lmao what was the point
The Epstein Files, everybody!
December 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This in my TL is for the “oh, now they have to do this” and “oh, they actually can’t do that” crowd.

You are being played for fools
December 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Lol, and also, lmao
December 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My internet’s out at my house tonight and I have spotty cell data so if

<It Happens>

tonight and I miss it I’m gonna be really annoyed
December 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
hrm
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Add it to the list of sh*t I just don’t get about cfb anymore. Lagway I suppose bc coaching change but the husker guy? They were reasonably successful ‘til he went down, the

I’m not saying jail time is in order, I just … don’t get it
Big day for the QB carousel with DJ Lagway and Dylan Raiola announcing they intend to enter the transfer portal.
December 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Formatting and layout are important when your product’s bag might fold over in a weird way
December 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
With the gronk bowl on I’m thinking back to the time when I came upon this in my youtube algo and realized it’d be Austrian gronk’s favorite jam

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz17...
Best of Apres Ski Party 2024 / Apres Ski Hits / Party Nonstop / Hitmix
YouTube video by Xtreme Sound
m.youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Hey bsky.team can we get a mute/block for pictures yet?

Reeeally need an entry for Oval Office white cowboy hats right about now
bsky.team
December 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Well, this was predictable 🙄
After being released from custody yesterday, Abrego Garcia has been ordered to report to ICE at 8am today, his lawyers say in an emergency overnight court filing trying to prevent him re-detained.

www.courtlistener.com/docket/71191...
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Ok why is president lame duck on tv at all tho. We really still need the bs spread around just because you think it’s fun to put that interview on your resume?
POLITICO: You pardoned the former president of Honduras even though he was convicted in a massive intl drug trafficking scheme. How is that 0 tolerance on drug trafficking?

TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Kevin brings up a good point here
But
I have family in higher ed and can attest that a lot of students at this point just *want* to be customers. Just get their diplomas with as little effort as possible.
YOUR STUDENTS ARE NOT YOUR CUSTOMERS.

Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
Yes we all agree that this is the reason colleges are in trouble
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Or…

Hang on, what about this, what if we could get 340 million people to join one group. It‘d be pretty big, so, you’d have to get a really large agency to run that.

Would probably take a government even….
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
0-3 if whatever the baddies house is counted as a person
the bitch doesn’t play, period
December 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Yeah we talk about how bad the shadow docket is because there’s no oral argument …

But it sounds like the opinions are already drafted here so not sure what the point was of this either
Sometimes, it's difficult to predict how #SCOTUS is going to rule based solely on how the oral argument goes.

And sometimes ... it's not.
December 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
See? Embarrassing. But evil.

bsky.app/profile/atru...
See if it wasn’t for the evil it would still be super embarrassing, but I’d just roll my eyes at this stuff.

But now, I have to assume Stalllone, Kiss, and … George Strait (I guess? ) are on the side of evil.

And that makes me sad
The quality of the wax exhibits at Madame Tussaud’s is greatly diminished
December 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
See if it wasn’t for the evil it would still be super embarrassing, but I’d just roll my eyes at this stuff.

But now, I have to assume Stalllone, Kiss, and … George Strait (I guess? ) are on the side of evil.

And that makes me sad
The quality of the wax exhibits at Madame Tussaud’s is greatly diminished
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It’s just mid trolling that’s going on here.

You are going to miss absolutely nothing muting this account.

That’s my plan.
December 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Or, apparently, when a team decides anything outside the CFP just isn’t worth it.

Bowls are dead.

bsky.app/profile/chri...
Two predictions about the CFP era:

1. Conferences eventually doing away with champ games since upsets screw the conference out of a spot (U Va vs Duke).

2. More of the below when coaches bolt for a new job. It’s sad

www.on3.com/college/iowa...
Iowa State declines bowl bid to conclude 2025 season
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www.on3.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Conf champ games are probably dead. With 12 teams (probably soon to be 16) there’s way less sorting needed.
And it gives them more sked flexibility since they’d just have the CFP first round take the place of that game anyway.
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Two predictions about the CFP era:

1. Conferences eventually doing away with champ games since upsets screw the conference out of a spot (U Va vs Duke).

2. More of the below when coaches bolt for a new job. It’s sad

www.on3.com/college/iowa...
Iowa State declines bowl bid to conclude 2025 season
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www.on3.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Yeah but as long as the pentagon is showing/livestreaming the sessions it doesn’t *really* matter,

Since the press corps wasn’t really into asking follow up questions/pressing issues when they were being lied to up there anyway
JUST IN: The NY Times lawsuit names names, saying the Pentagon's new press restrictions violate the First Amendment by forcing out journalists who ask adversarial questions and replacing them with avowed MAGA supporters. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM