@jedigigi.bsky.social
Profoundly perplexed. Repeat offender from the bird. I wear a lot of black. Probably drinking coffee filled with dog hair.
Pinned
Him: You really need to work on your communication skills
Me: [through Megaphone right up in his face] PLEASE BE MORE SPECIFIC
Me: [through Megaphone right up in his face] PLEASE BE MORE SPECIFIC
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thinking about a time a guy pointed at my tattoo and asked me “what’s that supposed to be” and I replied “a tattoo :)” and he seemed so mad. and he never invited me to anything again although that’s maybe because I suck for various other reasons
February 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
thinking about a time a guy pointed at my tattoo and asked me “what’s that supposed to be” and I replied “a tattoo :)” and he seemed so mad. and he never invited me to anything again although that’s maybe because I suck for various other reasons
My date: So what kind of future goals do you have for yourself?
Me: [mouth full of rolls] Yeah a lot more of posting memes I think
Me: [mouth full of rolls] Yeah a lot more of posting memes I think
May 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My date: So what kind of future goals do you have for yourself?
Me: [mouth full of rolls] Yeah a lot more of posting memes I think
Me: [mouth full of rolls] Yeah a lot more of posting memes I think
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[introducing a girl to my parents]
these are the roommates i was telling you about
these are the roommates i was telling you about
May 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
[introducing a girl to my parents]
these are the roommates i was telling you about
these are the roommates i was telling you about
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ME: why is it called dental records and not tooth-factor authentication?
DENTIST: *drills into my tongue*
DENTIST: *drills into my tongue*
May 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
ME: why is it called dental records and not tooth-factor authentication?
DENTIST: *drills into my tongue*
DENTIST: *drills into my tongue*
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I sure do watch a lot of reality cooking shows for someone who can’t cook or deal with reality.
December 9, 2023 at 5:19 PM
I sure do watch a lot of reality cooking shows for someone who can’t cook or deal with reality.
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Therapist: I want you to be yourself when we talk.
Me: (wearing Scooby Doo mask) Ruh-roh
Me: (wearing Scooby Doo mask) Ruh-roh
January 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Therapist: I want you to be yourself when we talk.
Me: (wearing Scooby Doo mask) Ruh-roh
Me: (wearing Scooby Doo mask) Ruh-roh
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Me: Normalize mental health issues!
Also me: (someone sees me taking my meds) These are vitamins to make my hair grow
Also me: (someone sees me taking my meds) These are vitamins to make my hair grow
February 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Me: Normalize mental health issues!
Also me: (someone sees me taking my meds) These are vitamins to make my hair grow
Also me: (someone sees me taking my meds) These are vitamins to make my hair grow
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Him: You really need to work on your communication skills
Me: [through Megaphone right up in his face] PLEASE BE MORE SPECIFIC
Me: [through Megaphone right up in his face] PLEASE BE MORE SPECIFIC
December 17, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Him: You really need to work on your communication skills
Me: [through Megaphone right up in his face] PLEASE BE MORE SPECIFIC
Me: [through Megaphone right up in his face] PLEASE BE MORE SPECIFIC
Me: Normalize mental health issues!
Also me: (someone sees me taking my meds) These are vitamins to make my hair grow
Also me: (someone sees me taking my meds) These are vitamins to make my hair grow
February 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Me: Normalize mental health issues!
Also me: (someone sees me taking my meds) These are vitamins to make my hair grow
Also me: (someone sees me taking my meds) These are vitamins to make my hair grow
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*accidentally buys maternity jeans*
Oh, wow. These are perfect.
Oh, wow. These are perfect.
July 24, 2023 at 5:50 AM
*accidentally buys maternity jeans*
Oh, wow. These are perfect.
Oh, wow. These are perfect.
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Me: I’m going to start eating better and exercising so I have more energy.
Depression: (sucking on a toothpick) See, here’s the thing. I don’t give a shit about any of that.
Depression: (sucking on a toothpick) See, here’s the thing. I don’t give a shit about any of that.
September 20, 2023 at 9:23 PM
Me: I’m going to start eating better and exercising so I have more energy.
Depression: (sucking on a toothpick) See, here’s the thing. I don’t give a shit about any of that.
Depression: (sucking on a toothpick) See, here’s the thing. I don’t give a shit about any of that.
Therapist: I want you to be yourself when we talk.
Me: (wearing Scooby Doo mask) Ruh-roh
Me: (wearing Scooby Doo mask) Ruh-roh
January 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Therapist: I want you to be yourself when we talk.
Me: (wearing Scooby Doo mask) Ruh-roh
Me: (wearing Scooby Doo mask) Ruh-roh
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I doubt Charles Darwin would be fit to survive today, considering he had ZERO computer experience.
November 28, 2024 at 3:15 AM
I doubt Charles Darwin would be fit to survive today, considering he had ZERO computer experience.
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I just heard my roommate mixing some beats except I don’t have a roommate and it was my cat throwing up.
September 28, 2023 at 2:17 AM
I just heard my roommate mixing some beats except I don’t have a roommate and it was my cat throwing up.
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if Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count explain the entire population of West Virginia
January 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM
if Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count explain the entire population of West Virginia
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Did he just call me immature? Hold my sippy cup
January 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Did he just call me immature? Hold my sippy cup
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If a bear attacks you play dead. Unless it’s a koala bear then kiss it right on the mouth
January 4, 2025 at 7:29 AM
If a bear attacks you play dead. Unless it’s a koala bear then kiss it right on the mouth
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Me: [being murdered]
Murderer: Ok, you have got to stop smiling. It’s really starting to creep me out.
Murderer: Ok, you have got to stop smiling. It’s really starting to creep me out.
November 5, 2023 at 2:54 AM
Me: [being murdered]
Murderer: Ok, you have got to stop smiling. It’s really starting to creep me out.
Murderer: Ok, you have got to stop smiling. It’s really starting to creep me out.
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Me: I have no friends
My bed: Wow, I’m like right here
My bed: Wow, I’m like right here
October 10, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Me: I have no friends
My bed: Wow, I’m like right here
My bed: Wow, I’m like right here
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ohh noooo, it's darth vader, the dude with asthma who dresses like a goth, i'm freakin out
December 17, 2024 at 6:44 PM
ohh noooo, it's darth vader, the dude with asthma who dresses like a goth, i'm freakin out
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"Hey nerd, who brings a friggin book to a bar?"
*my eyes narrow as I close my worn copy of Advanced Techniques for Winning Barroom Brawls*
*my eyes narrow as I close my worn copy of Advanced Techniques for Winning Barroom Brawls*
May 21, 2023 at 5:41 PM
"Hey nerd, who brings a friggin book to a bar?"
*my eyes narrow as I close my worn copy of Advanced Techniques for Winning Barroom Brawls*
*my eyes narrow as I close my worn copy of Advanced Techniques for Winning Barroom Brawls*
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[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
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Those Lethal Weapon movies are so unrealistic. There’s no way Mel Gibson is friends with a black guy
December 15, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Those Lethal Weapon movies are so unrealistic. There’s no way Mel Gibson is friends with a black guy
Him: You really need to work on your communication skills
Me: [through Megaphone right up in his face] PLEASE BE MORE SPECIFIC
Me: [through Megaphone right up in his face] PLEASE BE MORE SPECIFIC
December 17, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Him: You really need to work on your communication skills
Me: [through Megaphone right up in his face] PLEASE BE MORE SPECIFIC
Me: [through Megaphone right up in his face] PLEASE BE MORE SPECIFIC
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*busts into break room*
Me: I’m here!
Coworker: What?
Me: You called me!
Coworker: I just opened a can of Spaghetti O’s for lunch.
Me: See? You called me!
Me: I’m here!
Coworker: What?
Me: You called me!
Coworker: I just opened a can of Spaghetti O’s for lunch.
Me: See? You called me!
March 30, 2024 at 3:59 AM
*busts into break room*
Me: I’m here!
Coworker: What?
Me: You called me!
Coworker: I just opened a can of Spaghetti O’s for lunch.
Me: See? You called me!
Me: I’m here!
Coworker: What?
Me: You called me!
Coworker: I just opened a can of Spaghetti O’s for lunch.
Me: See? You called me!