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JSYK if I don't recognize you and you follow me, I will block you. It's nothing personal, I just don't like strangers monitoring me.
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November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Absolutely amazing YouTube thumbnail I just saw
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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"American girls have to sell sex to the nominee for attorney general of the United States to get braces" sounds like Soviet propaganda
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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This Papist conspiracy extends all the way to the Mohammedans!
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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[know nothing voice] just punched a hole in the wall because the new mayor is yet another Catholic
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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it's cool that there is an elite cabal of pedophile conservatives who are responsible for everything I hate about politics and that the first people to cotton to this cabal existing were conservatives convinced it was a cabal of pedophile liberals
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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April 1805–Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stand against him. Oceans are now battlefields. Babies are born worshipping unknown gods
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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gaming magazines used to be so true........
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Hard to think of anything in media that regularly brings me as much pure joy anymore as the headline in The New York Times' Trilobites section.
November 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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CHARACTER IN SKY FC: I can't believe even Campanella the Fool is here...

ME: who???

[five games pass]

ME: oh fuck that's Campanella the Fool

ENTIRE NEW CAST OF THIS GAME: who??
October 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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the Trails games are great because when you're playing trails in the sky 1 or 2 you're constantly laughing at everyone cryptically saying shit like "even HE'S getting involved now" and then by the time you're five games deep YOU'RE the one going "HE'S getting involved?!" when some fucker shows up
October 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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This shit only has a weight capacity of 220 lbs bro we are not having sex on the gamer bed
X Rocker Basecamp Full Size Gaming Bed, Rotating TV Mount with Vented Console Storage is $189.99 on Woot buff.ly/9ziDi8X #ad
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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good morning fish fuckers
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM