Lamar. Where’s my Harper’s special issue on gooning?

So the names of chief deities of the Germanic, Latin, and Greek pantheons all originate from the same Proto-Indo European compound word meaning “Skydaddy?” Reddit fedora cringe much?

Millennial Alicia Masters be like: “So…I did The Thing.”

I’m sorry Ms Jackson
(Ooh!)
I am pho reels
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I am vids of soup
I’m not a guy

A heavy metal version of “Whiplash” where Fletcher slaps a drummer for rushing the tempo on “Dopesmoker”

And the great sage Zhuang Zhou wondered, was he imagining a guy or was a guy imagining him?

Minions: Desire, I Want to Turn Into Gru

Music from Some Karen’s Cellphones

Foghat T. Leghat

*Guy desperate to break into Clownsky and Cellular Biosky voice* Hey what do you call it when a giant Protozoa eats a Juggalo? Faygocytosis!

I Was Totally Destroying It should do a comedy/music double feature with Please Don’t Destroy. Is this anything?

Hellooooo I’m the Nostalgia Critic. I die for your sins so you don’t have to

“Buck Mulligan, folks-they’re not being too kind to him, now—plump Buck Mulligan they’re calling him. Plump Buck, he’s not as fit as he—coming down the stairhead, everyone is saying it. Yes, poor plump Buck Mulligan.”

You couldn’t make Brokeback Mountain today. It’d be called “Wokeback Mountain” and the cowboys would be gay