Jake Quillen
@jcubq.bsky.social
Atlanta Braves stan and autographed baseball card snob
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Alarmed Taylor Swift Watches As Travis Kelce Prints Out Buffalo Wild Wings Catering Menu https://theonion.com/alarmed-taylor-swift-watches-as-travis-kelce-prints-out-buffalo-wild-wings-catering-menu/
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Alarmed Taylor Swift Watches As Travis Kelce Prints Out Buffalo Wild Wings Catering Menu https://theonion.com/alarmed-taylor-swift-watches-as-travis-kelce-prints-out-buffalo-wild-wings-catering-menu/
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National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives
National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives
FORT WORTH, TX—Catching his breath and wiping the sweat from his brow after he realized it was all just a bad dream, Texas National Guard member Jason Ringgold reportedly woke up screaming at 3 a.m. T...
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October 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives
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I played the hits today. The kiddo’s signs went harder.
October 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I played the hits today. The kiddo’s signs went harder.
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Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
October 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
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MLB Trade Rumors has published their arbitration projections for this offseason, and Atlanta's arb-eligibles have clear cases both for and against returning.
open.substack.com/pub/bravesto...
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October 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
MLB Trade Rumors has published their arbitration projections for this offseason, and Atlanta's arb-eligibles have clear cases both for and against returning.
open.substack.com/pub/bravesto...
open.substack.com/pub/bravesto...
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@JeffPassan tweeted
Brian Snitker will not return as manager of the Atlanta Braves, sources tell ESPN. He informed the team of his decision yesterday. But he will remain with the organization in a senior advisory capacity.
Brian Snitker will not return as manager of the Atlanta Braves, sources tell ESPN. He informed the team of his decision yesterday. But he will remain with the organization in a senior advisory capacity.
October 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
@JeffPassan tweeted
Brian Snitker will not return as manager of the Atlanta Braves, sources tell ESPN. He informed the team of his decision yesterday. But he will remain with the organization in a senior advisory capacity.
Brian Snitker will not return as manager of the Atlanta Braves, sources tell ESPN. He informed the team of his decision yesterday. But he will remain with the organization in a senior advisory capacity.
Some people hype the Braves radio broadcast. I don’t tune in often, but when I do they are saying some of the most tone def shit out there. Full spectrum from:
“Travis Kelce, there is still time, you could do better”
to
“Now that ABS is coming, I guess that is the end of 1 knee catching”
“Travis Kelce, there is still time, you could do better”
to
“Now that ABS is coming, I guess that is the end of 1 knee catching”
September 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Some people hype the Braves radio broadcast. I don’t tune in often, but when I do they are saying some of the most tone def shit out there. Full spectrum from:
“Travis Kelce, there is still time, you could do better”
to
“Now that ABS is coming, I guess that is the end of 1 knee catching”
“Travis Kelce, there is still time, you could do better”
to
“Now that ABS is coming, I guess that is the end of 1 knee catching”
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Eat shit, Nexstar!
IRVING, Texas (AP) — Nexstar joins Sinclair in bringing Jimmy Kimmel's late-night show back to its local ABC affiliates, ending boycotts.
September 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Eat shit, Nexstar!
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It's possible that the Atlanta Braves decide not to jump into an expensive free agent market this winter, instead acquiring rotation reinforcements via trade. Could St. Louis Cardinals Sonny Gray be the veteran add?
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September 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
It's possible that the Atlanta Braves decide not to jump into an expensive free agent market this winter, instead acquiring rotation reinforcements via trade. Could St. Louis Cardinals Sonny Gray be the veteran add?
open.substack.com/pub/bravesto...
open.substack.com/pub/bravesto...
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Caligula declares war against the sea.
September 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Caligula declares war against the sea.
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Jesus himself in Matthew, when he first discussed the Lord's Prayer, said only hypocrites pray in public and beat their chests over how religious they are. He said if you truly want to pray to God, go into a closet by yourself.Hegseth is going directly against the red letter words of Christ.
Hi, I served in Afghanistan: this is an obscenity and a perversion against both Christianity and America. Fuck this shit forever. Thanks.
September 22, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Jesus himself in Matthew, when he first discussed the Lord's Prayer, said only hypocrites pray in public and beat their chests over how religious they are. He said if you truly want to pray to God, go into a closet by yourself.Hegseth is going directly against the red letter words of Christ.
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Just canceled Hulu and Disney plus
September 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Just canceled Hulu and Disney plus
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For anyone yet to cancel their Disney/Hulu/etc. subscriptions, here’s a handy quote from the visionary founder and creator of The Walt Disney Company that you can include in your reason for the cancellation:
September 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
For anyone yet to cancel their Disney/Hulu/etc. subscriptions, here’s a handy quote from the visionary founder and creator of The Walt Disney Company that you can include in your reason for the cancellation:
If both teams lose their challenge on one play I’ll lol
September 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If both teams lose their challenge on one play I’ll lol
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Wow, first time I've seen him underwater in this poll with white people. He has negative disapproval across every possible cohort.
September 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Wow, first time I've seen him underwater in this poll with white people. He has negative disapproval across every possible cohort.
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Ozzie Albies asks the umpire who is taller, him or Jose Altuve
September 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ozzie Albies asks the umpire who is taller, him or Jose Altuve
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Maybe they’re looking in all the wrong places.
September 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Maybe they’re looking in all the wrong places.
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Respect Charlie Kirk's Wishes.
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
September 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Respect Charlie Kirk's Wishes.
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
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hire clowns, get circus, etc
September 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
hire clowns, get circus, etc
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If your skeets are about wishing Charlie Kirk dead, here’s your reminder.
September 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If your skeets are about wishing Charlie Kirk dead, here’s your reminder.
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I'm a little surprised O'Keefe's people can still do this hidden camera thing so successfully.
If you work for the government and are on the dating apps you have to know this is happening constantly
If you work for the government and are on the dating apps you have to know this is happening constantly
Pro-MAGA Activist Publishes Clip of Trump DOJ Official Saying Ghislaine Maxwell Was Moved to ‘Keep Her Quiet’
James O’Keefe published a clip on Thursday of a Trump Justice Department official claiming that Ghislaine Maxwell was moved to prison “to keep her quiet.”
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September 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I'm a little surprised O'Keefe's people can still do this hidden camera thing so successfully.
If you work for the government and are on the dating apps you have to know this is happening constantly
If you work for the government and are on the dating apps you have to know this is happening constantly
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every campus needs a sara
August 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
every campus needs a sara
Has anyone else's FB algo shifted far to the right suddenly? I'm seeing all sorts of crazy BS
August 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Has anyone else's FB algo shifted far to the right suddenly? I'm seeing all sorts of crazy BS
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August 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM