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John B Hammer
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Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.

I try to take images of the night sky: https://www.astrobin.com/users/jbhammer/
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Just thinking about Throne of Blood

#filmsky
a black and white photo of a man sitting in a cage looking at a spool of thread .
Alt: a black and white film clip of a witch sitting in a cage spinning thread
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I saw someone talk about Gumbo on the interwebs today and decided that would be the meal I make tonight and have leftovers.

Having never made it before, I think it turned out well.

But I should have read more about the Roux before starting to cook. 60 minutes of stirring just to brown the Roux.
February 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I get the idea they wanted to add a right handed power bat to the lineup.

But this signing feels like desperation given there already are two 1B/DH’s on the roster.

Not to mention Ozuna’s off field issues.

I just hope Ozuna doesn’t get frustrated by the depth of the LF fence at PNC.
Marcell Ozuna to the Pirates. $12M. Pending physical
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Fuck off, HeGetsUs.com.

Such a shitty organization. I cannot wait for you to find out the truth about your religious bullshit.
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Why can’t the Jets get players like Sam Darnold?
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Drake Maye is Kordell Stewart
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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Budweiser Super Bowl Commercial Leaves Man Hankering For Clydesdale Meat
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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Bad Bunny did a good job, but failed to call Drake a pedophile.
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
MAGA would go apocalyptic
Could a kicker win MVP?
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Fuck RFK.
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Bad Bunny is not my kind of music. That being said, it was a perfectly cromulent halftime show. And I cannot blame the NFL for trying to expand their fan base into the Caribbean and Latin America.

For the League, this is all about the long term money that fandom brings.
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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Move over, Mr. Rogers. Lady Gaga releases cover of "Ah! Leah!" by Donnie Iris.
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
That LG should be embarrassed
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
That Super Bowl logo on the middle of the field looks pretty fucking woke to me.
February 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Reminds me of the first ads by Nissan’s Infiniti Brand, where they didn’t even show the car.
Peter Gunn and Pink Cadillac make for a great mashup.

But also we don’t even know what that film is. Not sure I’ve seen a preview for an untitled movie before?
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Whenever I hear Jaxon Smith-Njigba’s name, I am reminded of how his brother washed out of baseball as a Pirates Prospect.
February 9, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Takes far less time to get to Steubenville, too
Steubenville, Ohio is closer to the Steelers’ stadium than the Golden Gate Bridge is to Levi’s Stadium.
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
FOR THIS HISTORIC COIN TOSS…

Someone please make it stop
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Charlie Pluth was very underwhelming.
February 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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It’s like a mall Xmas carol
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
So why do they take time to introduce the Sign Language person when they don’t show that person during the performance?
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Chris Pratt grew up in the Seattle area.

Jon Bon Jovi is from Jersey.
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM