NFLGimpy
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This is for @thewillardyears.bsky.social and @kristy527.bsky.social
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 4, 2026 at 12:13 AM
This is for @thewillardyears.bsky.social and @kristy527.bsky.social
I keep expecting the Panthers to score a TD and get back into this but they keep shooting themselves in the foot
January 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I keep expecting the Panthers to score a TD and get back into this but they keep shooting themselves in the foot
That was a failed flea flicker
January 3, 2026 at 11:46 PM
That was a failed flea flicker
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
Breaking news: it wasn't the dishwasher. Fuck
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Breaking news: it wasn't the dishwasher. Fuck
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I’m dead serious I think the president just watched season 2 of the Jack Ryan series and thought it could be real
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I’m dead serious I think the president just watched season 2 of the Jack Ryan series and thought it could be real
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It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
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You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
Vance pushes back and says this was not illegal, arguing "Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas."
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
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Hakeem Jeffries was not briefed on the operation, Jake Sherman is now reporting. Neither was House Armed Services Committee. Amazing.
Whatever happens now, we absolutely cannot allow Trump's refusal to seek Congressional authorization for what appears to be a large scale military attack on another country vanish from the media discussion, which already appears to be happening.
January 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Hakeem Jeffries was not briefed on the operation, Jake Sherman is now reporting. Neither was House Armed Services Committee. Amazing.
If only we had precedence of what happens when we overthrow governments in Central and South America.
I think the problem is most people think history stopped in 1945.
I think the problem is most people think history stopped in 1945.
Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.
January 3, 2026 at 1:53 PM
If only we had precedence of what happens when we overthrow governments in Central and South America.
I think the problem is most people think history stopped in 1945.
I think the problem is most people think history stopped in 1945.
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fwiw it’s been about six weeks since Trump pardoned the former president of Honduras who had been convicted of trafficking drugs into the US
January 3, 2026 at 10:47 AM
fwiw it’s been about six weeks since Trump pardoned the former president of Honduras who had been convicted of trafficking drugs into the US
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Aside from the license this gives China to just take Taiwan, I wonder how they feel about Trump dusting off the Noriega precedent (done in part to ensure access to the canal) while Trump is yapping about China having too much influence in the canal.
January 3, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Aside from the license this gives China to just take Taiwan, I wonder how they feel about Trump dusting off the Noriega precedent (done in part to ensure access to the canal) while Trump is yapping about China having too much influence in the canal.
I'd like to remind everyone that Congress voted and approved the invasion of Iraq. I have many many problems with what happened but that's a huge difference.
January 3, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I'd like to remind everyone that Congress voted and approved the invasion of Iraq. I have many many problems with what happened but that's a huge difference.
I just submitted my ballot for the Lambert Trophy!
January 3, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I just submitted my ballot for the Lambert Trophy!
My new dishwasher is leaking. Neat. I doubt the installation company will get someone out to me today, so guess who's doing dishes by hand again?
January 3, 2026 at 12:49 PM
My new dishwasher is leaking. Neat. I doubt the installation company will get someone out to me today, so guess who's doing dishes by hand again?
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screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted
January 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted
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From 2015-2020, just 9 teams played in a semifinal, with Bama, Clemson, Ohio St & Okla. accounting for 18 of 24 spots.
From 2021-2025, 14 different teams have appeared in a semi, with Michigan the only team with more than 2 appearances.
From 2021-2025, 14 different teams have appeared in a semi, with Michigan the only team with more than 2 appearances.
January 2, 2026 at 9:19 PM
From 2015-2020, just 9 teams played in a semifinal, with Bama, Clemson, Ohio St & Okla. accounting for 18 of 24 spots.
From 2021-2025, 14 different teams have appeared in a semi, with Michigan the only team with more than 2 appearances.
From 2021-2025, 14 different teams have appeared in a semi, with Michigan the only team with more than 2 appearances.
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found the new CBS mission statement.
January 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
found the new CBS mission statement.
Kenny szn
Geno Smith (ankle) listed out for Week 18.
January 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Kenny szn
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I currently have my son cracking up to a compilation of Frank Stallone jokes. I've nailed this parenting thing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm46...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm46...
The Reason Why Norm Macdonald Stopped Doing the Frank Stallone Jokes
YouTube video by I'm not Norm
www.youtube.com
January 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I currently have my son cracking up to a compilation of Frank Stallone jokes. I've nailed this parenting thing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm46...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm46...
HOW WILL KIDS KNOW WHICH SUPER BOWL THEY'RE WATCHING!?
Only analog clocks are anything resembling a problem. Rotary phones are gone. The only value of cursive is your signature. Roman numerals are pointless.
I know how to use map/compass, haven't done so in 20+ years.
No one uses a checkbook
Only analog clocks are anything resembling a problem. Rotary phones are gone. The only value of cursive is your signature. Roman numerals are pointless.
I know how to use map/compass, haven't done so in 20+ years.
No one uses a checkbook
It's 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
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Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
HOW WILL KIDS KNOW WHICH SUPER BOWL THEY'RE WATCHING!?
Only analog clocks are anything resembling a problem. Rotary phones are gone. The only value of cursive is your signature. Roman numerals are pointless.
I know how to use map/compass, haven't done so in 20+ years.
No one uses a checkbook
Only analog clocks are anything resembling a problem. Rotary phones are gone. The only value of cursive is your signature. Roman numerals are pointless.
I know how to use map/compass, haven't done so in 20+ years.
No one uses a checkbook
Every now and then I think about sneaking a peak back at the train wreck that is the site formerly known as Twitter, but I'm gonna pass on accidentally seeing this shit.
Child exploitation content on X/Twitter sharply increased under Musk, who not only abruptly disbanded the group of volunteer experts advising the platform on child safety, image exploitation, and other abuses in 2022, but tried to blame them for the company's CSAM problem www.npr.org/2022/12/12/1...
January 2, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Every now and then I think about sneaking a peak back at the train wreck that is the site formerly known as Twitter, but I'm gonna pass on accidentally seeing this shit.
Not gonna lie, it is nice that the CFP Playoffs is all teams that have either never won a title in the modern era or it has been a very long time. Miami hasn't won in over 20 years, Oregon has been a runner up twice, I had to google Ole Miss (1962), and we all know Indiana has 0.
January 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Not gonna lie, it is nice that the CFP Playoffs is all teams that have either never won a title in the modern era or it has been a very long time. Miami hasn't won in over 20 years, Oregon has been a runner up twice, I had to google Ole Miss (1962), and we all know Indiana has 0.