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John B Hammer
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Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.

Proud Grad of Case Western Reserve and Pitt.

I try to take images of the night sky: https://www.astrobin.com/users/jbhammer/
Pinned
Just thinking about Throne of Blood

#filmsky
a black and white photo of a man sitting in a cage looking at a spool of thread .
Alt: a black and white film clip of a witch sitting in a cage spinning thread
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Lauren Bacall was so gorgeous.
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
They seriously want me to rent “One Battle After Another” for $12?

Are you shitting me Pyle?
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
My wife is in the other room watching Korean romantic drama on Netflix.

I am about to purchase a bunch of Bogart movies on Apple TV.

Perfect marriage.
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Season 2 Episode 1

Star Trek TNG.

This is the first episode where Doctor Pulaski was introduced. Also the first with Whoopi Goldberg and the first mention of “Ten Forward”.
November 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Found the worst people in the whole wide world
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“THE ARISTOCRATS!”
End of the third quarter: Notre Dame 30, Pitt 9

Pitt has 146 yards and is 0/10 on third down.
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I like it when Pitt does good things
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Spotted at the Science Center.
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
As long as it helps Pitt score points, I encourage them to talk more
I need the two women behind me to shut the fuck up
November 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Matt Canada smiled at that failed jet sweep
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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betty and veronica at tanagra
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
That’s what I was thinking. Except I used the full fucking word.
Hip drop tackle. That’s a dirty f’ing play.
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Oops
(And most importantly don’t let anyone important get hurt)
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Maybe Pitt should just get faster
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Maybe I’ll just watch Robert Mitchum movies for the rest of the day.
Looks like my afternoon calendar just cleared up
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Looks like my afternoon calendar just cleared up
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
36 yards of offense? That feels too high.
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Maybe Mason shouldn’t throw the ball into triple coverage
November 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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The year is 2069 and it is still this ND 4th down.
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The only thing that will prevent Love from reaching 300 yards of rushing today is him being too exhausted once he reaches 250.
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Can’t miss tackles
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
That was a helluva run back by the DB
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Pitt remembers how to get a first down
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Remember the first time Pitt played as an ACC team and was blown out by Florida State at home before the first quarter ended?
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The Pitt OL is completely overmatched
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM