Agatha Snarkness
@rockcandy87.bsky.social
Pitt/Pitt Band alumna. Vice President of the Pitt Band Alumni Council. Mother of cats. Pens fan. Ghoulette. Fueled by metal and marching band. Occasionally funny, always hailing. [She/her] #PittBS #H2P #PutPittIn
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I was reminded that the Winter Olympics are in a few weeks and lol.
“Leave Greenland alone!”
Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)
Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)
January 19, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I was reminded that the Winter Olympics are in a few weeks and lol.
I hope this Bad Bunny ad for the halftime show is sending some hypertension cases to critical mass. They know the whole world is going to be watching him and dancing.
January 19, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I hope this Bad Bunny ad for the halftime show is sending some hypertension cases to critical mass. They know the whole world is going to be watching him and dancing.
The fact that my mom responded so quickly tells us that she definitely remembers that she let me watch that cartoon unsupervised as a child which probably answers a lot of questions.
January 18, 2026 at 10:51 PM
The fact that my mom responded so quickly tells us that she definitely remembers that she let me watch that cartoon unsupervised as a child which probably answers a lot of questions.
My mother, folks
January 18, 2026 at 10:50 PM
My mother, folks
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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“Left the better part of you in a sock”
Holy shit. This is the type of devastation that’ll have you walking into traffic.
Holy shit. This is the type of devastation that’ll have you walking into traffic.
this tells me that more white men over 35 should be in the streets screaming “no son of mine” & “you’re a goddamn embarrassment” & “i’m glad your mother is dead, son, because you’re a sorry, shitty mess i’d never want her to see” & “your mom & i wish i’d left the better part of you in a sock.”
"We've seen over a thousand percent increase in assaults on ICE officers, 8,000 verbal assaults on them...."
January 18, 2026 at 9:57 PM
“Left the better part of you in a sock”
Holy shit. This is the type of devastation that’ll have you walking into traffic.
Holy shit. This is the type of devastation that’ll have you walking into traffic.
Oh my god. Yes.
The NFL has announced that Green Day will kick off the 60th Super Bowl with an opening ceremony at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California.
Green Day to open 60th Super Bowl with anniversary ceremony celebrating generations of MVPs
The NFL has announced that Green Day will kick off the 60th Super Bowl with an opening ceremony at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California.
bit.ly
January 18, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Oh my god. Yes.
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Reminder that Bands of American nationals have THREE hash marks on the field - pro (because it’s in Indy), college (for Texas bands), and HS (for everyone else).
It’s confusing as fuck when you’re marching.
It’s confusing as fuck when you’re marching.
January 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Reminder that Bands of American nationals have THREE hash marks on the field - pro (because it’s in Indy), college (for Texas bands), and HS (for everyone else).
It’s confusing as fuck when you’re marching.
It’s confusing as fuck when you’re marching.
Probably a sign of what’s to come once things switch to US ownership this week. Our ability to post any sort of receipts or evidence as we create is being thwarted and they’re testing it now.
January 18, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Probably a sign of what’s to come once things switch to US ownership this week. Our ability to post any sort of receipts or evidence as we create is being thwarted and they’re testing it now.
Seems like no matter what I’m trying to make as far as a TikTok, features are dropping off or the app is trying to auto-add songs that once you remove the audio you can’t do anything else. I can’t use green screen 3D for photos or screenshots mid recording. Says I’ve “reached my limit”.
January 18, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Seems like no matter what I’m trying to make as far as a TikTok, features are dropping off or the app is trying to auto-add songs that once you remove the audio you can’t do anything else. I can’t use green screen 3D for photos or screenshots mid recording. Says I’ve “reached my limit”.
Update: the vet’s office made a new urn for Callie for no charge.
I get why my mom just wanted to be done with it and fix it herself but she ended up calling them and they made it right. I’m sure that brought her a little bit of closure.
I get why my mom just wanted to be done with it and fix it herself but she ended up calling them and they made it right. I’m sure that brought her a little bit of closure.
January 18, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Update: the vet’s office made a new urn for Callie for no charge.
I get why my mom just wanted to be done with it and fix it herself but she ended up calling them and they made it right. I’m sure that brought her a little bit of closure.
I get why my mom just wanted to be done with it and fix it herself but she ended up calling them and they made it right. I’m sure that brought her a little bit of closure.
He looked like he was about to shit his pants sitting on that window lmao
January 18, 2026 at 2:15 PM
He looked like he was about to shit his pants sitting on that window lmao
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this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
That’s a garbage call
January 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
That’s a garbage call
My mom (Bills fan) is probably having a coronary
January 18, 2026 at 12:54 AM
My mom (Bills fan) is probably having a coronary
Sent me into a coughing fit goddamnit it 😂😭😭
January 18, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Sent me into a coughing fit goddamnit it 😂😭😭
No flag on that?
January 18, 2026 at 12:40 AM
No flag on that?
I’m convinced when Katie Miller spreads her legs it’s just the deadlights
The "everyone is 12" thesis of American political dysfunction remains undefeated in 2026.
January 18, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I’m convinced when Katie Miller spreads her legs it’s just the deadlights
Today was supposed to be the target for “get the last of Christmas put away” and…well here I am. Still surrounded by Christmas stuff.
I figure the lights are comforting but it’s also annoying that I’m not healthy enough to do anything.
I figure the lights are comforting but it’s also annoying that I’m not healthy enough to do anything.
January 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Today was supposed to be the target for “get the last of Christmas put away” and…well here I am. Still surrounded by Christmas stuff.
I figure the lights are comforting but it’s also annoying that I’m not healthy enough to do anything.
I figure the lights are comforting but it’s also annoying that I’m not healthy enough to do anything.
Josh Allen what did you doooooo
January 17, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Josh Allen what did you doooooo
He brought me lentil ham soup ❤️
January 17, 2026 at 9:26 PM
He brought me lentil ham soup ❤️