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Jasper Stocker
@jasperstocker.com
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Procedurally Generated Developer
PlayStation One Obsessive
Occasional Mini Painter
Player of Bass Guitars
Edinburgh, Scotland

https://www.jasperstocker.com/
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davidallengreen.bsky.social
We are Christopher Isherwood, watching the scenes in the Berlin street below from our apartment window above

Watching from afar further shifts in a worsening polity

By me

Substack: emptycity.substack.com/p/we-are-chr...

Personal Blog: davidallengreen.com/2026/01/we-a...
We are Christopher Isherwood, watching the scenes in the Berlin street below from our apartment window above.
Watching from afar further shift in a worsening polity
emptycity.substack.com
January 8, 2026 at 11:50 AM
jasperstocker.com
There are over 14 PAL versions of TOCA 2 Touring Car released on the PlayStation One..!

www.psxpaldb.com/games/toca-2...

#PlayStation #PSX #RetroGaming #GameCollecting
January 8, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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gergely.pragmaticengineer.com
We’re entering the age of AI slop that people believe en masse.

This post is 100% fake and probably AI generated. All made up. Yet massive number of upvotes, views and shares.

Journalist @caseynewton.bsky.social got in touch with the “whistleblower.” The guy faked all “evidence” with AI…
January 6, 2026 at 8:03 AM
jasperstocker.com
🎮 PSA for PlayStation collectors: Fake PAL holograms are now circulating! 🎮
I bought some so you don't have to.
As retro game prices climb, expect more counterfeits.
Check out this full breakdown with comparison photos: www.psxpaldb.com/blog/fake_ho...
#PlayStation #PSX #RetroGaming #GameCollecting
Fake Holograms
How to spot a fake case hologram.
www.psxpaldb.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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xavierck.com
Gamedevs in 2026 trying to develop games for $6000 potato PCs with 256MB of RAM
Peaky Blinders "no fighting" meme NO NORMAL MAPS NO FUCKING FANCY SHADERS
January 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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michaelgkagan.bsky.social
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
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willbunch.bsky.social
The FIFA Peace Prize doesn't mean what it used to
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 AM
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@criminalsimpsons.com
jasperrolls.bsky.social Jasper Rolls 🚘 Aquemini @jasperrolls.bsky.social · Dec 9
“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
January 2, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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mybusedinburgh.bsky.social
There have been issues with bus tracker in the past few weeks - since mid-December.

The City of Edinburgh Council is migrating to a new bus tracker system for third-party apps to obtain data from. In mid-December the old bus tracker system started to give out estimated (non-live) times only.
January 2, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Saying ”Grok apologized” is like If I type “YOU’RE A BITCH” into Speak-And-Spell and tell you “Speak-An-Spell says you’re a bitch”
radosh.bsky.social Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 6d
Parker's piece nails why this matters. "Tech companies... would rather not answer for their products’ failures. Every headline that says “Grok apologizes” or “Grok admits” or “Grok says” creates a world where the chatbot takes the fall while Musk and his executives face no scrutiny whatsoever."
parkermolloy.com Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 6d
I wrote about Grok's CSAM problem and how journalists keep fumbling the story

www.readtpa.com/p/grok-cant-...
January 2, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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rmcelreath.bsky.social
Es ist wieder soweit! It's time to take down and responsibly dispose of your xmas tree. Please consider the Christmas tree cannon
January 2, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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antlervel.vet
Cis comedians making great trans jokes is always such a treat
December 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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garius.bsky.social
Amyway. Every memtion of tax-dodger supreme James Dyson is an excuse to remind everyone that Henry vaccuums are incredible AND made in the UK.

www.myhenry.com/henry-hvr160

Gonna get their pet hair one when our current machine dies.
Henry
<p>The nations best loved vacuum and chosen by millions for his reliability, high performance and of course, his cheeky smile. Henry is the UK’s best-selling vacuum. </p>
www.myhenry.com
December 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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mrpussy.xyz
I sent this video to my friend and she got mad at me
December 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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violanorth.bsky.social
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
thereal3ccentric.bsky.social 3ccentric @thereal3ccentric.bsky.social · 17d
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
Our government’s priorities are entirely backward. And purposefully so.
Screenshot of a tweet by James Tate reading, “An educated populace is a threat to power.” The tweet includes a quoted graphic stating that ICE is offering a $45,000 signing bonus and $100,000 starting salary, compared to a teacher earning $55,000 in their eighth year with a master’s degree, arguing that education has been intentionally defunded.
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
Consumer PSA:
A lot of stores will advertise an Xmas tree,
but the package actually *contains* a Ymas tree.

DON'T BE FOOLED.
Three panels: an Xmas tree where a christmas tree is aligned along the X axis of a graph, then a Ymas tree, the same but aligned vertically, and a Zmas tree showing the third axis in the 3-D projection. Stolen from the Internet.
December 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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grovedigger.bsky.social
The fucking kitchen roll, man.... 😂😂
emilyoram.bsky.social Emily ✨🎄 @emilyoram.bsky.social · Oct 24
Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here
December 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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oddthisday.bsky.social
Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges
Twitter screenshot, 23 December 2016 (and god knows we needed a laugh at the end of that year): Gerry Adams, “This house is like Santa's Grotto. Takes half an hour 2 switch off fairy lights and assorted Yule illuminations. Feel like a grinch now.” Reply from ‘Eddielzzard'sBeret’: “Surely you know someone who can fit a timer.”
December 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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tommy.aiandgames.com
I briefly came out of vacation hibernation today for a press interview.

We wound up talking about how much of a mess the AAA games industry is in right now that (generative) AI is seen by execs as the solution to the very problems it created for itself over the past 20-30 years.
December 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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dylanbrowne.bsky.social
Playing around with using my lens flares inside the visor glass material , really digging this #GameDev #UE5 #UnrealEngine #TechArt
December 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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goodlawproject.org
A quite demented Leader column published today by The Times.

First, this in which it says that the Supreme Court decision mandated that single sex spaces be divided on the basis of "biology" not gender.
For more than three months, Ms Phillipson has stalled in publishing draft guidance from the Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC). Those 300 pages, efficiently produced after the Supreme Court’s landmark ruling in April, explain in detail how businesses and public bodies can ensure they comply with their legal duties under the Equality Act. The Supreme Court determined that UK equality law protected women on the basis of their sex, not their gender identity. Upholding women’s existing legal rights therefore requires that where services and spaces are provided to men and women separately, they must be administered on the basis of biology — meaning sex, not gender.
December 20, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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obsoletesony.com
This much cool should be illegal
December 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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katiewest.bsky.social
This from @lukeoneil47.bsky.social's Welcome to Hell World newsletter. Spontaneous delight is one of my main reasons for being alive so, yeah. This sucks.
A screen shot of text that reads: Yet another reason why "A.I." fucking sucks my ass hole. Coming across anything fun online now comes with a necessary pause for a call up to the booth for review. Like waiting to find out if it was a catch or not in the NFL. Inspecting the movement of the blades of grass. We are robbed of spontaneous delight.
December 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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scalzi.com
I mean, I thought he looked pretty great, also I will watch this special
kumail.bsky.social Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 20d
A WORD (two words) FOR MY HATERS. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.
December 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM