Jasper Rolls 🚘 Aquemini
@jasperrolls.bsky.social
pleasant boar man | 31 | he/him | unprofessional gamer | writer of weird stories | lazy caustic critic | https://www.patreon.com/JasperRolls
you will be folding stars
you will be folding stars
Pinned
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Dragaux still shows off his enormous bicep for his small fan Jim while Malice-wolf tries to hit him hard with an abs punch but doesn't seem to hurt him at all.
Art by @briarsthorne.bsky.social
Jim and Malice-wolf by @jim55.bsky.social
Dragaux by Nintendo Ring Fit
Art by @briarsthorne.bsky.social
Jim and Malice-wolf by @jim55.bsky.social
Dragaux by Nintendo Ring Fit
January 4, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Dragaux still shows off his enormous bicep for his small fan Jim while Malice-wolf tries to hit him hard with an abs punch but doesn't seem to hurt him at all.
Art by @briarsthorne.bsky.social
Jim and Malice-wolf by @jim55.bsky.social
Dragaux by Nintendo Ring Fit
Art by @briarsthorne.bsky.social
Jim and Malice-wolf by @jim55.bsky.social
Dragaux by Nintendo Ring Fit
Luigi house, but it mansion
January 5, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Luigi house, but it mansion
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January 5, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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lovely little logic loop here. the left have accurately described reality, but i still think they're wrong, so what if it was somehow in fact the left's describing of reality that perverted history to make them right. quantum politics. no fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!
I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault
January 4, 2026 at 3:44 AM
lovely little logic loop here. the left have accurately described reality, but i still think they're wrong, so what if it was somehow in fact the left's describing of reality that perverted history to make them right. quantum politics. no fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!
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Mary Worth is Looney Tunes
December 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Mary Worth is Looney Tunes
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xavier renegade angel dialogue
January 4, 2026 at 6:01 AM
xavier renegade angel dialogue
2026 media thread!
January 4, 2026 at 1:34 PM
2026 media thread!
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So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.
vbeing drunk is like having a headache but good
January 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
vbeing drunk is like having a headache but good
drinking port to make myself fall asleep baby
January 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
drinking port to make myself fall asleep baby
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one of my favorite things to do is move one or two pieces of furniture maybe like 3 feet and then say it “opens up all kinds of possibilities”
January 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
one of my favorite things to do is move one or two pieces of furniture maybe like 3 feet and then say it “opens up all kinds of possibilities”
imagining a world where you could somehow play as the RAD protag in smash and you can do a snake code thing where dr. wiltz tells you about the other characters
January 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
imagining a world where you could somehow play as the RAD protag in smash and you can do a snake code thing where dr. wiltz tells you about the other characters
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thinking about PSY, who was right
anyway PSY was right
January 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
thinking about PSY, who was right
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January 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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Jumpers must remove their head, neck or stomach before jumping, and put on jumpers without rivets, rhivets, zipstones, rippers, or anything.
January 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Jumpers must remove their head, neck or stomach before jumping, and put on jumpers without rivets, rhivets, zipstones, rippers, or anything.
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This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
January 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner