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Thou losest labor.
As easy mayst thou the intrenchant air
With thy keen sword impress as make me bleed.
Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests;
I bear a charmèd life, which must not yield
To Charlie Brown
As easy mayst thou the intrenchant air
With thy keen sword impress as make me bleed.
Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests;
I bear a charmèd life, which must not yield
To Charlie Brown
This is a true prophecy, as true as yours ever were. When the souls rise up in glory, yours shall not be shunned nor sundered, but shall be the prize of the gods’ gardens. Even your darkness shall be treasured then, and all your pain made holy, Charlie Brown.
He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Thou losest labor.
As easy mayst thou the intrenchant air
With thy keen sword impress as make me bleed.
Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests;
I bear a charmèd life, which must not yield
To Charlie Brown
As easy mayst thou the intrenchant air
With thy keen sword impress as make me bleed.
Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests;
I bear a charmèd life, which must not yield
To Charlie Brown
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Much like real Bushido, poster's bushido is a post facto romanticization of an earlier era of uncontrolled conflict, constructed by the inhabitants of a more centralized system to justify their own pretensions.
poster's bushido logically implies the existence of historical european posting arts
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Much like real Bushido, poster's bushido is a post facto romanticization of an earlier era of uncontrolled conflict, constructed by the inhabitants of a more centralized system to justify their own pretensions.
where are you going?
-to get owned by Joyce Carol Oates
where have you been?
-getting owned by Joyce Carol Oates
-to get owned by Joyce Carol Oates
where have you been?
-getting owned by Joyce Carol Oates
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
where are you going?
-to get owned by Joyce Carol Oates
where have you been?
-getting owned by Joyce Carol Oates
-to get owned by Joyce Carol Oates
where have you been?
-getting owned by Joyce Carol Oates
All else aside the fact that after 4 years of Youngkin the Democrats absolutely destroyed the Republicans should impact your assessment of how successful Youngkin has been.
GM, Nate Cohn at his best sports pundit last night, already making up reasons why this one doesn't count
November 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
All else aside the fact that after 4 years of Youngkin the Democrats absolutely destroyed the Republicans should impact your assessment of how successful Youngkin has been.
The basic problem is that Biden winning would have required a vigorous campaign and he clearly couldn't do that.
I do kinda think the notion that Biden was drawing dead in the counterfactual where the party doesn’t knife him has been agreed to by acclaim more than it has been argued
October 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The basic problem is that Biden winning would have required a vigorous campaign and he clearly couldn't do that.
My slogan "No Kings Except Kong" is going over very poorly. I'm sorry, I didn't realize New Yorkers were still traumatized by his 1933 rampage.
October 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
My slogan "No Kings Except Kong" is going over very poorly. I'm sorry, I didn't realize New Yorkers were still traumatized by his 1933 rampage.
Bsky's automod is permanently set to "Ned Flanders." You say "That's stupid" in a reply and you can practically hear the automod going "Okily dokily posterino I'm just gonna put a rude label here because you used the S-word."
October 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Bsky's automod is permanently set to "Ned Flanders." You say "That's stupid" in a reply and you can practically hear the automod going "Okily dokily posterino I'm just gonna put a rude label here because you used the S-word."
My favorite is the Matthew McConaughey ad where he's at a restaurant but the restaurant doesn't use AI so they don't know not to sit him outside while its poring rain and they just bring him random dishes rather than take his order. Yes AI ad, that's problem I run into frequently.
every AI ad is like
“hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?”
and then the phone is like
“sandwich”
and the guy is like
“wow”
“hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?”
and then the phone is like
“sandwich”
and the guy is like
“wow”
October 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
My favorite is the Matthew McConaughey ad where he's at a restaurant but the restaurant doesn't use AI so they don't know not to sit him outside while its poring rain and they just bring him random dishes rather than take his order. Yes AI ad, that's problem I run into frequently.
The basic lesson is that if the site administration should use bland corporatespeak instead of trying to be Posters. People would still be mad about Singal (justifiably IMO) but there would be a lot less discourse if it communicated as a corporate statement instead of Posting Thru It.
Are people mad at the Bluesky ceo for a real reason or an internet madness reason?
October 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The basic lesson is that if the site administration should use bland corporatespeak instead of trying to be Posters. People would still be mad about Singal (justifiably IMO) but there would be a lot less discourse if it communicated as a corporate statement instead of Posting Thru It.
Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice. Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
why is sentence two in every story not "congress has not authorized the use of military force"
October 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice. Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
Even ignoring that slave power was aggressively domineering and expansionist this logic makes no sense. Basically any attempt to secede from another country would never win by this logic, you can disprove it by pointing out that America won the Revolution despite not wanting to govern Britain.
so this is what counts as an intellectual for the modern right, huh
September 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Even ignoring that slave power was aggressively domineering and expansionist this logic makes no sense. Basically any attempt to secede from another country would never win by this logic, you can disprove it by pointing out that America won the Revolution despite not wanting to govern Britain.
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Sex workers posting wildly incorrect WW2 rage bait to get people to click on their bio instead of thirst traps is the funniest anecdote you can tell about this place
September 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Sex workers posting wildly incorrect WW2 rage bait to get people to click on their bio instead of thirst traps is the funniest anecdote you can tell about this place
Who can forget Spinoza's famous declaration "Facts don't care about your feelings."
By using reason to understand his emotions, the 17th-century philosopher Baruch Spinoza “canceled his cancelers where it really mattered: in his own mind,” Arthur C. Brooks writes. His techniques reveal how to prevent emotional hijack:
https://theatln.tc/hfT0S2m2
https://theatln.tc/hfT0S2m2
September 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Who can forget Spinoza's famous declaration "Facts don't care about your feelings."
I love that there's replies who seem to think Father Intintola is a real person and are getting mad at him and the Church.
BREAKING: Father Intintola has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
September 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I love that there's replies who seem to think Father Intintola is a real person and are getting mad at him and the Church.
I'm not sure what the operators of the Ain Jalut Skate Park were expecting.
September 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'm not sure what the operators of the Ain Jalut Skate Park were expecting.
I watched the Elijah vs. Ba'al's prophets video and from a purely technical perspective its interesting to see that AI still really struggles to maintain consistency between shots.
"The AI Bible is a way to really bring these stories to life in a way that people have never seen before. Think of if we were like, the Marvel Universe of faith," said one of the site's creators.
Fantasy or faith? One company's AI-generated Bible content stirs controversy
"The AI Bible is a way to really bring these stories to life in a way that people have never seen before. Think of if we were like, the Marvel Universe of faith," said one of the site's creators.
n.pr
September 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I watched the Elijah vs. Ba'al's prophets video and from a purely technical perspective its interesting to see that AI still really struggles to maintain consistency between shots.
Except for Cubs fans, pretty great year for the Cubbies
September 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Except for Cubs fans, pretty great year for the Cubbies
Communism is Soviet power plus all-day breakfast across the whole country.
August 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Communism is Soviet power plus all-day breakfast across the whole country.
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also Janet Mills is so old that you gotta be truly nuts to run her. late seventies! come on!
August 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
also Janet Mills is so old that you gotta be truly nuts to run her. late seventies! come on!
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re: the Maine Senate candidate I definitely understand skepticism of a prickly outsider who goes further than party orthodoxy, because that is a description of Fetterman 2022, but I think we're better off taking gambles here and there than staying the course with someone boring and normal
August 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
re: the Maine Senate candidate I definitely understand skepticism of a prickly outsider who goes further than party orthodoxy, because that is a description of Fetterman 2022, but I think we're better off taking gambles here and there than staying the course with someone boring and normal
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Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into
The FDA warns public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination a radioactive isotope
FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart
The FDA is warning the public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with Cesium-137.
abcnews.link
August 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into
I'm taking a different Romanian stereotype and assuming Big Balls was beaten up by a gang of Draculas.
August 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I'm taking a different Romanian stereotype and assuming Big Balls was beaten up by a gang of Draculas.
Finally you can experience the Wizard of Oz as it was always meant to be seen: in the style of a 2000s video game cutscene.
August 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Finally you can experience the Wizard of Oz as it was always meant to be seen: in the style of a 2000s video game cutscene.