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Divinity worshipping the sinners. Dreaming like a Texan girl—a girl who thinks she’s got the right to everything—a girl who thinks she should have something extreme. Commie. Homo. Foto guy. Righteous lawyer. Los Angeles.
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TWENTY TWENTY-FOUR RETRO THREAD!
Over the next while I'll share photos here from each of my glorious fab lovely photo shoots going back to December 2023. I'll be sharing a deeper look at each shoot over on Patreon, with more and more explicit photos than before. 😘
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Over the next while I'll share photos here from each of my glorious fab lovely photo shoots going back to December 2023. I'll be sharing a deeper look at each shoot over on Patreon, with more and more explicit photos than before. 😘
patreon.com/jamesaugustphoto
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January 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Congress: ‘If You Wanted An Expensive Foreign War, All You Had To Do Was Ask’
January 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Congress: ‘If You Wanted An Expensive Foreign War, All You Had To Do Was Ask’
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some identify publicly with the left because they hate oppression, others because they hate being oppressed. things will make more sense when you keep in mind that these are not the same - or even similar
January 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
some identify publicly with the left because they hate oppression, others because they hate being oppressed. things will make more sense when you keep in mind that these are not the same - or even similar
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.
January 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.
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“It’s January Second: Day One Of Zohran Mamdani’s New York” anagrams to:
January 2, 2026 at 9:40 PM
“It’s January Second: Day One Of Zohran Mamdani’s New York” anagrams to:
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Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit
December 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit
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Mr. Gorbachev, DECK THIS HALL!!
December 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Mr. Gorbachev, DECK THIS HALL!!
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Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
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The year is 2027. A collapsing AI bubble has turned massive data centers into "Trumpvilles." Tesla stock closes up as Musk reveals new prototype genital prosthesis. DOJ releases letter from Jeffery Epstein to "Subway Jared," reminiscing about "hanging out with Trump at the secret pedo convention."
December 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The year is 2027. A collapsing AI bubble has turned massive data centers into "Trumpvilles." Tesla stock closes up as Musk reveals new prototype genital prosthesis. DOJ releases letter from Jeffery Epstein to "Subway Jared," reminiscing about "hanging out with Trump at the secret pedo convention."
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The Epstein Files, everybody!
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The Epstein Files, everybody!
The funny thing is this person could easily pass as either. Serious "It's Pat" vibes appearance-wise.
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The funny thing is this person could easily pass as either. Serious "It's Pat" vibes appearance-wise.
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Photographer Christopher Anderson on the Vanity Fair photoshoot
December 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Photographer Christopher Anderson on the Vanity Fair photoshoot
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everything is so fucking stupid
December 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
everything is so fucking stupid
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Here's Trump judicial nominee Justin Olson today, admitting than in 2015, he gave a sermon in which he said that “marriage was not intended for all people,” including “our handicapped friends or our persons with physical disabilities that might prevent the robust marriage that we’re called to.”
December 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Here's Trump judicial nominee Justin Olson today, admitting than in 2015, he gave a sermon in which he said that “marriage was not intended for all people,” including “our handicapped friends or our persons with physical disabilities that might prevent the robust marriage that we’re called to.”
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given how much cheaper touchscreens are than having to tool and manufacture physical switchgear, the safety data must be really bad for automakers to be voluntarily shifting back to real controls
New research finds that car touchscreens are so distracting that they induce "significant performance degradation" among drivers.
Meanwhile, in-vehicle touchscreens remain completely unregulated in the US.
doi.org/10.1145/3746...
Meanwhile, in-vehicle touchscreens remain completely unregulated in the US.
doi.org/10.1145/3746...
December 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
given how much cheaper touchscreens are than having to tool and manufacture physical switchgear, the safety data must be really bad for automakers to be voluntarily shifting back to real controls
Good lord. Do not piss off your photographer. Do not piss off your filler-injector.
December 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Good lord. Do not piss off your photographer. Do not piss off your filler-injector.
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
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when you’ve been waiting 18 minutes for the shredded cheese for your fajitas
December 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
when you’ve been waiting 18 minutes for the shredded cheese for your fajitas