Jake Bolton
@jakebolton.bsky.social
Person in London doing stuff.
At what point do we ban Twitter in the UK for being used by their owner to incite violence?
Elon Musk: "It is time for the English to ally with the hard men, like Tommy Robinson, and fight for their survival or they shall surely all die" 29th October 2025. 2 million views in its first hour.
October 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
At what point do we ban Twitter in the UK for being used by their owner to incite violence?
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stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
October 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
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![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for the Guardian.
[Scene is BBC BREAKFAST with two presenters and a guest on the sofa].
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PRESENTER:
Now - some disturbing new research has shown
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PRESENTER:
that as many as 10 non-Reform political parties may currently operating ‘under the radar’ across the UK.
[Show on screen logos for Greens, Lib Dems, Conservatives
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PRESENTER:
In the studio to discuss this, Nigel Farage
[We see the guest on the sofa is indeed Nigel Farage]
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PRESENTER:
Nigel, what’s your view?
FARAGE:
Well I think this very worrying.
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FARAGE:
And just another reason why we should ban all immigration.
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PRESENTER:
I won’t push back on that
FARAGE:
Absolutely!
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PRESENTER:
Funnily enough, this is what your new show’s about, isn’t it?
FARAGE:
Oop - plug time!
PRESENTER:
Ha ha
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FARAGE:
Yes it’s a 12-part BBC documentary called ‘In Search Of The Political Parties That Aren’t My One’.
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[Show on the TV screen Farage presenting a documentary series titled In Search Of The Political Parties That Aren’t My One. He is wearing his farmer's getup and looking dreamily at the UK from hillsides, visiting pubs and chatting with the locals, etc]
FARAGE:
It’s a really emotional journey
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FARAGE:
with lots of dreamy footage of me looking relatable...
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FARAGE:
as I answer the question:
*Am I the only option for Britain?*
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[Cut back to studio]
PRESENTER:
I won’t push back on that
FARAGE:
Absolutely!
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Woahhhhhh.
A poll that shows the Greens surging to 15% - and just 2 points behind the Labour party.
A poll that shows the Greens surging to 15% - and just 2 points behind the Labour party.
October 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Woahhhhhh.
A poll that shows the Greens surging to 15% - and just 2 points behind the Labour party.
A poll that shows the Greens surging to 15% - and just 2 points behind the Labour party.
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Btw it's 76,000 now and going up every minute....
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
📈 The Green Party has just hit 75,000 members!
💚 There's no time to waste. Join the Green Party today ⤵️
📈 The Green Party has just hit 75,000 members!
💚 There's no time to waste. Join the Green Party today ⤵️
September 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Btw it's 76,000 now and going up every minute....
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
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“The FCC decided all by itself that radio and television were the only two parts of American life not protected by the free speech provisions of the first amendment to the constitution.”
George Carlin, 1988
George Carlin, 1988
September 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
“The FCC decided all by itself that radio and television were the only two parts of American life not protected by the free speech provisions of the first amendment to the constitution.”
George Carlin, 1988
George Carlin, 1988
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the worst thing a country can do is hold immigrants to a higher accountability than it holds its own citizens. A reminder that the average reading age of an adult in this country is of an 8-9 year old. But Labour only wants migrants with degrees to come work here. Hope they're coming to teach
May 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
the worst thing a country can do is hold immigrants to a higher accountability than it holds its own citizens. A reminder that the average reading age of an adult in this country is of an 8-9 year old. But Labour only wants migrants with degrees to come work here. Hope they're coming to teach
Trump signs executive order demanding icecream sundaes taste just like they did when he was a kid
May 5, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Trump signs executive order demanding icecream sundaes taste just like they did when he was a kid
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personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
April 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
It’s hard to see people living your dream.
April 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
It’s hard to see people living your dream.
This is gonna be seen as a section 28 moment in a few decades time and anyone that supports it now is going to be despised. #transwomenarewomen
April 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This is gonna be seen as a section 28 moment in a few decades time and anyone that supports it now is going to be despised. #transwomenarewomen
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"Name?"
"Mark Carney."
"Full name?"
"Mark Carney."
"Full name?"
April 5, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"Name?"
"Mark Carney."
"Full name?"
"Mark Carney."
"Full name?"
How about New York 1929 amirite?
April 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
How about New York 1929 amirite?
The woke markets are anti-trump 😡
April 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The woke markets are anti-trump 😡
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
If you talk about AI taking over jobs without mentioning UBI in the same breath, up against the wall with you. Use the savings companies make on payroll to justify higher tax and pass it on to us.
It’s patently false, but notice that “humans won’t be needed” to these people is identified as the desired future rather than the deeply dystopian vision that it actually is.
Bill Gates: Within 10 years, AI will replace many doctors and teachers—humans won't be needed ‘for most things'
Over the next decade, advances in artificial intelligence will mean that humans will no longer be needed "for most things" in the world, says Bill Gates.
www.nbcchicago.com
March 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If you talk about AI taking over jobs without mentioning UBI in the same breath, up against the wall with you. Use the savings companies make on payroll to justify higher tax and pass it on to us.
Pig talking into headset: they’re onto us
March 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Pig talking into headset: they’re onto us
Scooby Doo just after he walks past a ghost and says “rello” before realising what he just saw
February 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Scooby Doo just after he walks past a ghost and says “rello” before realising what he just saw
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Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like a frog - cute, sometimes poisonous, and seeking a kiss to break the curse placed upon you.
Today you will feel like a frog - cute, sometimes poisonous, and seeking a kiss to break the curse placed upon you.
January 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like a frog - cute, sometimes poisonous, and seeking a kiss to break the curse placed upon you.
Today you will feel like a frog - cute, sometimes poisonous, and seeking a kiss to break the curse placed upon you.
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"I'm always a bit jumpy here around this time - it's because this house is haunted by several R&B soul legends. Marvin Gaye, Ray Charles, Whats-her-name and the Pips..."
"Gladys Knight?"
"of course not, that's when the ghosts come out"
"Gladys Knight?"
"of course not, that's when the ghosts come out"
January 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"I'm always a bit jumpy here around this time - it's because this house is haunted by several R&B soul legends. Marvin Gaye, Ray Charles, Whats-her-name and the Pips..."
"Gladys Knight?"
"of course not, that's when the ghosts come out"
"Gladys Knight?"
"of course not, that's when the ghosts come out"
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The wealthiest people on the planet disagree on many things, but generally see climate change as something that cannot be stopped without them drastically stepping back from their own oligarchic power (which is ruled out).
January 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The wealthiest people on the planet disagree on many things, but generally see climate change as something that cannot be stopped without them drastically stepping back from their own oligarchic power (which is ruled out).
Tom Waits is on Iggie Pop’s radio 6 show right now and it sounds like two ancient mountains talking to each other
December 29, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Tom Waits is on Iggie Pop’s radio 6 show right now and it sounds like two ancient mountains talking to each other