Jaded Cynic
@jadedcynic.bsky.social
Walking paradox:
Would-be writer but chronic procrastinator,
Pet lover with a dander allergy,
Admirer of old things from 'new media'.
Newfie; ask me how!
Would-be writer but chronic procrastinator,
Pet lover with a dander allergy,
Admirer of old things from 'new media'.
Newfie; ask me how!
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If not for kill then why is shiny?
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
If not for kill then why is shiny?
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I suspect I'll get crap for this, but I do think it's something we all need to be reminded of, especially fans and creators of things.
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I suspect I'll get crap for this, but I do think it's something we all need to be reminded of, especially fans and creators of things.
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Update: SAJA HAS FOUND THE TREE THIS IS NOT A DRILL
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Update: SAJA HAS FOUND THE TREE THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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We had ‘please sir can I have some more? - this morning’s #proofofcat from Eddie
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
We had ‘please sir can I have some more? - this morning’s #proofofcat from Eddie
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It occurs to me that I haven’t renewed my proof of cat recently… #ProofOfCat
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
It occurs to me that I haven’t renewed my proof of cat recently… #ProofOfCat
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Ugh, we've got to run the mall gauntlet to buy a calendar.
a blurred image of people in a store with the words holiday shopping written in red
ALT: a blurred image of people in a store with the words holiday shopping written in red
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Ugh, we've got to run the mall gauntlet to buy a calendar.
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol
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Napoleon says anyone tempted by Pringles is an idiot. He'll be in his fluffy fort.
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Napoleon says anyone tempted by Pringles is an idiot. He'll be in his fluffy fort.
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Every day we have to be reminded that the UK has the most abjectly feudal, let-them-eat-cake-ass media on the planet.
Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Every day we have to be reminded that the UK has the most abjectly feudal, let-them-eat-cake-ass media on the planet.
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Her *6* bedroomed house in North Kensington. 6!
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Her *6* bedroomed house in North Kensington. 6!
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He says he is cute and this means he should be given third breakfast. #proofOfCat
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 AM
He says he is cute and this means he should be given third breakfast. #proofOfCat
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Haggis inspectors have turned up.
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Haggis inspectors have turned up.
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Great, now they've got low-cal hazing
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Great, now they've got low-cal hazing
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They came for crowds, holiday energy & retail deals. #BlackFriday at Liberty Tree Mall, 1995—kids on the carousel as parents hustle & shop. 🛍️🎠
This 90s time capsule was preserved on the @InternetArchive by the original videographer.
📼 Watch the full tape ⤵️
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This 90s time capsule was preserved on the @InternetArchive by the original videographer.
📼 Watch the full tape ⤵️
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November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
They came for crowds, holiday energy & retail deals. #BlackFriday at Liberty Tree Mall, 1995—kids on the carousel as parents hustle & shop. 🛍️🎠
This 90s time capsule was preserved on the @InternetArchive by the original videographer.
📼 Watch the full tape ⤵️
archive.org/details/blac...
This 90s time capsule was preserved on the @InternetArchive by the original videographer.
📼 Watch the full tape ⤵️
archive.org/details/blac...