Jacob Hoytema
@jacobhoytema.bsky.social
Ontario-based small time filmmaker. Cheering for the #BlueJays on #BlueSky
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LUKE SKYWALKER: but master yoda!!! why won't you give your blessing to my promposal??
YODA: *sad grunts*
YODA: *sad grunts*
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
LUKE SKYWALKER: but master yoda!!! why won't you give your blessing to my promposal??
YODA: *sad grunts*
YODA: *sad grunts*
On that Macbook? Girl, you are a pro!
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
On that Macbook? Girl, you are a pro!
Girl, you are a pro on that macbook.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Girl, you are a pro on that macbook.
In my language, "Okay" is "yeah"
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
In my language, "Okay" is "yeah"
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Futurists were wrong. It's still the present..
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Futurists were wrong. It's still the present..
"I'm flying my ex-girlfriend to Corfu" —Parker in Below Deck Sailing Yacht S1 E10
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"I'm flying my ex-girlfriend to Corfu" —Parker in Below Deck Sailing Yacht S1 E10
How the fuck is ACADEMY AWARD WINNER DA'VINE JOY RANDOLPH not getting top billing in this new comedy. If they're putting her up front in the trailer folks...
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
How the fuck is ACADEMY AWARD WINNER DA'VINE JOY RANDOLPH not getting top billing in this new comedy. If they're putting her up front in the trailer folks...
Just say he was Dutch
Van Gogh painted with care and calculation—budgeting down to the centime. Financial constraints made frugality his discipline, each stroke a balance between survival and devotion.
November 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Just say he was Dutch
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
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Be aware of your surroundings.
October 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Be aware of your surroundings.
It's disrespectful to put up Xmas decor before Remembrance Day. To veterans of the War on Christmas.
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It's disrespectful to put up Xmas decor before Remembrance Day. To veterans of the War on Christmas.
I actually prefer "Let's Twist Again (Like We Did Last Summer)" to the original.
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I actually prefer "Let's Twist Again (Like We Did Last Summer)" to the original.
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when you try to tell me anything
August 28, 2024 at 6:45 PM
when you try to tell me anything
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I’d have liked that season more if the Jays had won that game, sure. But kind of in the same way that I’d have liked a filet mignon more if it had one more bite. It was still pretty fucking good!
November 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’d have liked that season more if the Jays had won that game, sure. But kind of in the same way that I’d have liked a filet mignon more if it had one more bite. It was still pretty fucking good!
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I'm a Dodger fan and can't help but be thrilled that they won. But those Blue Jays were something else and deserve all the kudos. As one wag said on BSky when they beat the Yankees "Any team that beats the Yankees is America's team.If that's the Toronto Blue Jays, so be it. I don't make the rules."
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I'm a Dodger fan and can't help but be thrilled that they won. But those Blue Jays were something else and deserve all the kudos. As one wag said on BSky when they beat the Yankees "Any team that beats the Yankees is America's team.If that's the Toronto Blue Jays, so be it. I don't make the rules."
go home to bel-air
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
go home to bel-air
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never watched a baseball game before in my life, are they all like this
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
never watched a baseball game before in my life, are they all like this
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Players with 30+ hits in a single MLB playoff run:
Ernie Clement
That's it.
Ernie Clement
That's it.
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Players with 30+ hits in a single MLB playoff run:
Ernie Clement
That's it.
Ernie Clement
That's it.
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this is probably the year when the time change into darkness makes everyone go the rest of the way insane
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
this is probably the year when the time change into darkness makes everyone go the rest of the way insane
Love to watch Gimenez calm himself by focusing on mid distance between pitches
November 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Love to watch Gimenez calm himself by focusing on mid distance between pitches
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Has this World Series consistently featured the highest quality of baseball? No. Has it featured the widest array possible of beautiful, weird, specific baseball delights? Yes.
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Has this World Series consistently featured the highest quality of baseball? No. Has it featured the widest array possible of beautiful, weird, specific baseball delights? Yes.
If I learned my friend was converting money to GBP to pay a dog breeder. Wait a minute why are we friends ?
November 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If I learned my friend was converting money to GBP to pay a dog breeder. Wait a minute why are we friends ?
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The Toronto Blue Jays, baby. Get on board.
October 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The Toronto Blue Jays, baby. Get on board.